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j0n
05-09-2005, 11:48 PM
...never plays with my emotions
...only asks for gas, rubber, and oil, every now and then some soap, water, and wax
...ALWAYS asks for more
...never has a headache
...never gets tired
...doesnt care if i ride her solo or with a friend
...loves havin her top down
...never gets her panties in a bunch
...loves when im in her
...likes it hard, likes it soft; whatever i'm in the mood for
...is the best there is!
j0n
05-09-2005, 11:49 PM
add your own!
HardcoreZ28
05-10-2005, 08:06 AM
...is braless
...loves a good beating every now and then
sikbyrd350
05-10-2005, 08:52 AM
...loves a good beating every now and then
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Koll
05-10-2005, 08:52 AM
...doesnt bruise up (to hid the beatings)
...is brainless
SteveR
05-10-2005, 09:25 AM
...........when I go harder, she get's louder
jims69camaro
05-10-2005, 10:21 AM
...treats me like i treat her; when i am good to her, she is good to me.
...doesn't mind if i turn the radio on when we're together.
...always tells me when there is something wrong.
...sits waiting patiently when i take one of the other "girls" out.
...only has one pair of shoes.
...only drinks the finest.
...doesn't mind if one of the guys takes her out (but i do!)
...always on her best behavior when we go out.
badzracing
05-10-2005, 10:32 AM
...treats me like i treat her; when i am good to her, she is good to me.
...doesn't mind if i turn the radio on when we're together.
...always tells me when there is something wrong.
...sits waiting patiently when i take one of the other "girls" out.
...only has one pair of shoes.
...only drinks the finest.
...doesn't mind if one of the guys takes her out (but i do!)
...always on her best behavior when we go out. ... never leaves me when I'm down on my luck, doesn't shop at fancy stores, or have a lawyer or want a divorce.....she doesn't care if I stay up late and doesn't bitch about the money I make...we'll be together 'til the end, she won't sleep with my best friend....I'm gonna get down on one knee and ask my truck if it'll marry me...i'll never drive another car...we'll honeymoon at the titty bar...I'm gonna have the time of my life, the exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife...You think I'm crazy, but listen to this I can bring home a hooker and she won't get pissed.......................( Rodney Carington), a song from my heart!!!
sikbyrd350
05-10-2005, 11:13 AM
...let's me PIIHB...wait, wrong forum...
jims69camaro
05-10-2005, 11:33 AM
:kneeslap: :rofl: :laugh: :nod: :huh:
Tru2Chevy
05-10-2005, 12:01 PM
...sits in the driveway for two years, always faithful, waiting patiently for attention.

- Justin
Koll
05-10-2005, 01:04 PM
...lets me DHITB
j0n
05-10-2005, 01:22 PM
can someone explain these abreviations please?
ProtekYoNutz
05-10-2005, 01:54 PM
no no u dont want to know :roll:
bad64chevelle
05-10-2005, 01:55 PM
come on man, think for a few seconds and you will understand them!
Tru2Chevy
05-10-2005, 02:20 PM
...Jon, they have to do with the "backside"

- Justin
SteveR
05-10-2005, 02:38 PM
...Jon, they have to do with the "backside"

- Justin

:hint: put your 'tools' in her 'trunk' :hint:
Koll
05-10-2005, 02:40 PM
DHITB = Do Her In The Butt
PIIHB = Put It In Her Butt
Maximus
05-10-2005, 02:41 PM
...LOVES when I wash her, especially her headlights :D
Fasterthanyou
05-10-2005, 02:57 PM
can someone explain these abreviations please?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
I had to use it because I didn't know either.... apparently I don't talk Urban enough :?
NJSPEEDER
05-10-2005, 10:53 PM
...never plays with my emotions
...only asks for gas, rubber, and oil, every now and then some soap, water, and wax
...ALWAYS asks for more
...never has a headache
...never gets tired
...doesnt care if i ride her solo or with a friend
...loves havin her top down
...never gets her panties in a bunch
...loves when im in her
...likes it hard, likes it soft; whatever i'm in the mood for
...is the best there is!

.....chews up opti's like there is no tomorrow :D

fre shot. had to be done. :P

later
tim
j0n
05-10-2005, 10:54 PM
...never plays with my emotions
...only asks for gas, rubber, and oil, every now and then some soap, water, and wax
...ALWAYS asks for more
...never has a headache
...never gets tired
...doesnt care if i ride her solo or with a friend
...loves havin her top down
...never gets her panties in a bunch
...loves when im in her
...likes it hard, likes it soft; whatever i'm in the mood for
...is the best there is!

.....chews up opti's like there is no tomorrow :D

fre shot. had to be done. :P

later
tim

yea but she let me fix her with no help in about 4 hours of work
Tru2Chevy
05-11-2005, 08:45 AM
yea but she let me fix her with no help in about 4 hours of work

What girl wouldn't want her guy to work on her for four hours? :wink:

- Justin
12secondv6
05-11-2005, 09:07 AM
yea but she let me fix her with no help in about 4 hours of work

What girl wouldn't want her guy to work on her for four hours? :wink:

- Justin

:lol: :lol: Yup
PBodyGT87
05-11-2005, 09:35 AM
my uh, guy...
...always gives me a wink even if i don't look so great that day
...never asks to change the station until i open the doors and leave him
...always taps to the music i listen to, even if he's off-beat
...never beeps at other cars
...always up for a another left turn
...we can stay out all night cuz it's always 10:01
...a little bi-racial so he gets along well with others
Tru2Chevy
05-11-2005, 09:40 AM
my uh, guy...
...always gives me a wink even if i don't look so great that day
...never asks to change the station until i open the doors and leave him
...always taps to the music i listen to, even if he's off-beat
...never beeps at other cars
...always up for a another left turn
...we can stay out all night cuz it's always 10:01
...a little bi-racial so he gets along well with others

:D Gotta love Fritz!

- Justin
BigAls87Z28
05-11-2005, 12:57 PM
My girl
Still loves me, even if I am looking at another girl cause she knows she is the hottest. 8)
Lets me take her out all night on the town, and never wants me to bring her home
Lets me fix her when shes broken, and when shes not
Doesnt get upset if I dont pay attention or get side tracked

and now for the dirty parts..
Loves when I stick my cam in her
Loves it when I wash her
Loves it when im in her
and #1...
Loves it when I lube her chassis.

I miss her...:cry: I guess I better get ta'fixin
Fasterthanyou
05-12-2005, 09:29 AM
blah blah blah....
My car's being a bitch... I'm thinking about divorce!
bad64chevelle
05-12-2005, 10:21 AM
blah blah blah....
My car's being a bitch... I'm thinking about divorce!

LOL thats friggen hilarious, only because ive thought of divorcing my car many times!
slasherbarb
05-12-2005, 03:47 PM
...loves it when i take her top off

...loves it when i drive her fast and hard... :shock:
ProtekYoNutz
05-12-2005, 04:14 PM
my uh, guy...
...always gives me a wink even if i don't look so great that day
...never asks to change the station until i open the doors and leave him
...always taps to the music i listen to, even if he's off-beat
...never beeps at other cars
...always up for a another left turn
...we can stay out all night cuz it's always 10:01
...a little bi-racial so he gets along well with others

lol awesome...not to comfortable with mine yet...gettin there tho :)
IROCdan330
05-12-2005, 05:12 PM
um lets see

My girl used to love to blow smoke out of her ass.
She was peppy and didnt take **** from anyone.
She made me smile quite a few times.
She was a "factory freak" in more ways than one.
She loved steaming up the windows (yea it was lacking a heater core)
She loved it when I'd get inside her and push as hard as i could.
She always made me check her oil :shock:

But, ever since I took her heart away from her, all she does is sit there. :evil: