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Tsar
08-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Well today was the day they were suppose to come back. So 8:30 or so rolls around and i hear people walking so i know its them. I come out to the living room and i see my parents, then i see a mexican guy right behind them. They brought back a mexican dude :scratch: . So the first things that come out of my mouth were "what the...who the... " Then they tell me he's gonna live with us while he builds us a drive way . Aparantly my step dad knows this one guy who owns a construction company and this is one of his workers. He just let us borrow him fow a while... :hammer:
This is weird, now he's downstairs watching TV. They alread borrowed a fan from my room so he can use it, thank god i have A/C here. i dont know what else to say.
Ian
08-11-2005, 08:29 PM
:shock: damn dude! thats strange. :lol:
Tsar
08-11-2005, 08:31 PM
No **** :lol:
PDubs87Z28
08-11-2005, 08:34 PM
you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. "sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"
Tsar
08-11-2005, 08:36 PM
you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed :shock: :lol:
PDubs87Z28
08-11-2005, 08:39 PM
you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â*:shock: Â*:lol: you're hit bro! :shock:
Tsar
08-11-2005, 08:42 PM
you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â*:shock: Â*:lol: you're hit bro! Â*:shock:noooo i dont wanna be ass raped :shock:
PDubs87Z28
08-11-2005, 08:44 PM
you own a mexican now? thats whats up i guess...heres a little bit of advice. Â*"sleep tight, protect your butthole at night"Thanks! ill sleep with my butt against the wall....ohh **** the wall is like 3 feet away from my bed Â*:shock: Â*:lol: you're hit bro! Â*:shock:noooo i dont wanna be ass raped Â*:shock:
just lock your room or push your bed against the door
Savage_Messiah
08-11-2005, 08:48 PM
haha... so i guess anti-slavery laws have a loophole? :lol:
coldkilla
08-11-2005, 09:52 PM
did they bring him back from mexico, is that where they went? if so how did they get him in the country? thats ****ing strange man, id watch all your **** so it doesnt get stolen. pretty soon theyre gonna ask if you mind sleepin on the couch cuz he needs a bed since hes been working so hard on the driveway then they are gonna ask if you mind eating dinner in the living room as they eat at the table cuz he needs the seat to eat with the family since he is so hungry from working and they want to show their appreciation. then you are gonna see mexican paraphanelia hanging in your room and your stuff in boxes cuz he needs to feel comfortable and at home so he does a good job on the driveway. then your gonna come home and your house key wont work.
skorpion317
08-11-2005, 09:55 PM
that's really ****ing weird.
camaro2you
08-11-2005, 10:10 PM
can i borrow him i need a sprinkler system put in and my house powerwashed. lol just watch your ass man, but a deadbolt on your door or something lol.
2001orangess
08-11-2005, 10:34 PM
it's kinda funny and disturbing at the same time :lol:
ar0ck
08-11-2005, 10:44 PM
I wish I had my own mexican :(
Savage_Messiah
08-11-2005, 10:45 PM
I wish I had my own mexican :(

you are your own mexican... :lol: (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN)
Tsar
08-11-2005, 11:00 PM
The mexican dude works for one of my step dads friends. he knows that we need a drive way and he let us have one for a week. He told him he should do what ever we say. So he's getting up at 530 tomorrow and starting... Slave labor!
Savage_Messiah
08-11-2005, 11:07 PM
im jumping on the wtf?!?!/this is reeeeeeally wierd bandwagon
skorpion317
08-11-2005, 11:07 PM
I wish I had my own mexican :(

you are your own mexican... :lol: (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN)

you look more mexican than puerto rican.
Savage_Messiah
08-11-2005, 11:10 PM
I wish I had my own mexican :(

you are your own mexican... Â*:lol: Â*(getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN)

you look more mexican than puerto rican.

you look more gay than richard simmons.
skorpion317
08-11-2005, 11:15 PM
I wish I had my own mexican :(

you are your own mexican... :lol: (getting you back for mexican jokes on me even tho were BOTH PUERTO RICAN)

you look more mexican than puerto rican.

you look more gay than richard simmons.

woooh, good comeback. did you think up that one yourself, or did mommy have to help you with it? :lol:
its Jeanne-Marie
08-11-2005, 11:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Savage_Messiah
08-11-2005, 11:19 PM
well I didn't have to steal Alex's joke, now did I?
Teds89IROC
08-11-2005, 11:20 PM
LMFAO at this whole thread! bwahaha! :lol: :lol: :lol:

~Ted
BlueFBird
08-12-2005, 12:11 AM
umm so this mexican does he cook food an clean the house too
Savage_Messiah
08-12-2005, 12:12 AM
make yourself a dang quesadilla! :lol:
Tsar
08-12-2005, 12:47 AM
umm so this mexican does he cook food an clean the house tooi dunno yet, but his work day starts at 530am
PDubs87Z28
08-12-2005, 01:58 AM
umm so this mexican does he cook food an clean the house tooi dunno yet, but his work day starts at 530am If he does, find out if he has a brother or something. I need **** done around here.
Squirrel
08-12-2005, 10:58 AM
awesome......
Tsar
08-12-2005, 11:39 AM
Update:

So Me 1 - the family and mexican 0

Today the ****ers decided to brake a slab of concrete that i put down about 2 years ago. The funny thing they thought they will be able to do with a sledge. I remember when i made that little concrete extension from the garage i dug it really dip and was hating myself for making the hole that F'ing big. The end result was about 5 or 6 inches or gravel and on top of that was about 10 to 15 inches (in some places like the middle). I know i made i little over kill but i wanted to be really strong :twisted: . So i get up today and my mom says that i gotta break that **** up, so told her "no, speedy gonzalez can do it or any of you can give it a shot" cuz i knew i wasnt gonna do it. Also i told them to get a jackhammer it would only take you 3 or 4 hours to break it all up. But they decided to go against me. So now its been about 3 and a half hours and out of 50 square feet of concrete only about 5 or 6 are gone :roll: . Now now they are going to Home depot and renting a jackhammer . :lol:

You would think after i bult them a deck from scratch and fixed their leaky roof, they would trust me and ****, but i guess not :shrug:
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Teds89IROC
08-12-2005, 12:16 PM
lol, speedy gonzales. :lol:

~Ted
12secondv6
08-12-2005, 01:53 PM
Get pictures!
Savage_Messiah
08-12-2005, 02:12 PM
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
SteveR
08-12-2005, 02:13 PM
Wha.....za....pa.....ning

Dude, that's like some ****ed up version of Encino Man or something. I wish I could bring back French chics when I go to France.
12secondv6
08-12-2005, 02:17 PM
http://www.us-immigration.com/

:lol: :lol: :nono:
ShitOnWheels
08-12-2005, 02:30 PM
http://www.us-immigration.com/

:lol: Â*:lol: Â*:nono:
You know that site well, don't ya? ;)
enRo
08-12-2005, 05:00 PM
Ever see that Levi's commercial, with the crazy-legged jaywalker?


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