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krunk08638
08-31-2005, 04:54 PM
Many of you know Little G, and if you dont then you're an idiot, But not too many of you know the story of his long lost father Big G well i am happy to announce that afther many years of searching i have found BIG G!!! but you have to know the story of why he ran away!!
Big G has always been independent in life never took **** from no one and thought he was the fastest cat on the block, until one day when a young lady by the name of anabell lined up with him at the light at 5th and broad. Anabell spanked the paint of off BIG G, and that day they fell in love...... (blah blah blah... hate all this mush!!! soooo fast forward)>> ahhh here Play> nine days on the convayer belt and four coats of paint later Lil G was born, most people would say he took after his mother in looks and in spirt but thanks to big G he was blessed with a the power of a V6. and for this he was mocked buy his freinds and his father:

"you will never be fast"
"hey where are your other two cylinders"
"nice 6 pack...NOT!!!"

all the mocking could not deter lil G from becoming the fastest V6 ever saying

"im going to become the fastest v6 ever"

many years past and the mocking would not stop till one day coming back from the tune shop he met up with his daddy BIG G at a light. tentions where high as they reved, the light fliped to green and BLAM THEY WERE OFF!!!

nose to nose they raced down the street, then something started to happen - LIL G started to pull away 1/2 a car lenght, a whole car lenghts they pass by the lybrary which was to be the finish line lil G did a donut in triump. as he spunn he looked for his father, how ever his father was no were to be found, assamed and imbarassed he drove away from teh defeat.......were he went was a mystry.......tilll now
I spoted him just out side of columbus ohio



http://njfboa.org/JustinImages/bigg.jpg

Savage_Messiah
08-31-2005, 05:01 PM
uhhhhhhhhh... wtf?!?!?!

GP99GT
08-31-2005, 05:04 PM
http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/5015/pancakebunny0bf.jpg

Savage_Messiah
08-31-2005, 05:05 PM
:funny:

Tsar
08-31-2005, 05:10 PM
:rofl:

camaro2you
08-31-2005, 08:10 PM
lmao

foff667
08-31-2005, 10:03 PM
mike that made absolutly no sense to anyone :shrug: sorry bud

camaroracer1992
09-01-2005, 10:45 AM
i like the spelling of library HAHA