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Firebird67dude
09-07-2005, 06:59 PM
A lady walked into a Trans Am dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Trans Am and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna ***** when you hear the price."

camaro2you
09-07-2005, 07:19 PM
lmao

slasherbarb
09-07-2005, 07:24 PM
:rofl: :kneeslap: :funny:

Tsar
09-07-2005, 07:25 PM
ohh **** :rofl:

79dizZy28
09-07-2005, 09:17 PM
:rofl:

PDubs87Z28
09-07-2005, 09:39 PM
:funny: HAHA

Firebird67dude
09-07-2005, 10:25 PM
its so great. :w00t:

blown ta
09-08-2005, 04:45 PM
HA HA THATS FUNNY. :lol:

Teds89IROC
09-09-2005, 09:43 AM
ahahahahhhaha!!! :lol:

~Ted