Only Respond with Pickup Lines

[Koll]

I'll start with my favorite pickup line of all time.

I have money.

[ProtekYoNutz]

as it rains and your standing outstide someones window thats open on the first floor......

"Im all wet...can i come in??"

lol wow last year at college was fun :lol:

[Tru2Chevy]

as it rains and your standing outstide someones window thats open on the first floor......

"Im all wet...can i come in??"

Way to steal a funny scene from a good movie..... Â*:roll: :P

- Justin

[ProtekYoNutz]

what movie was that???


but seriously me and the girls did that last year after going mud/puddle sliding around campus that was fun too!! made our own slip and slide in down pour 8)


your just jealous it wasnt your window ;) jk

[Tru2Chevy]

The Girl Next Door

- Justin

[SteveR]

Are your pants made out of mirrors?, cuz I can see myself in them

[Squirrel]

used it last week 8)
"hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"i dont know"
"enough to break the ice, hi, im (name)"
:D


rules for this thread:
1. be original
2. crappy/overused ones will result in me replying with ":stfu: :nod:"

[Tru2Chevy]

2. crappy/overused ones will result in me replying with ":stfu: :nod:"

I guess "Nice shoes, wanna *****?" applies here, huh?

- Justin

[punisher142]

i'm partial, to "gee, your parents must be retarded cuz you sure are special"

or another good one liner from another movie

"Girl, you are far too fine to be lookin so sad"
-seth green "cant hardly wait"

[NJSPEEDER]

"i wish i was an astronaut so i could get up in your black hole"
"how do you like your eggs? fried? scrambled? or fertalized?"
"does the carpet match the curtains?"

later
tim

[SteveR]

"Can I push yer stool in?"

[Savage_Messiah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH @Steve

[BigAls87Z28]

Steve= win

I like the "Angel" series such as
Guy- "Did it hurt?"
Girl - "what, when?"
Guy- "When you fell from Heaven"

*Check lable of Tshirt* "Ah, just as I thought, Made in Heaven"

And the infamous
"Wana get some pizza and ****?"
*SLAP*
"What? You dont like Pizza?"

Disclaimer: The pick up lines expressed by Big Al are not part of his "game", but have been heard while travling the land and have never been used to pick up a date.

[PBodyGT87]

Warning: These ones are corny.

1: Is that a baseball in your pocket?...... Cuz I'd like to hit that.

2. So I heard you're failing your physics class. But that's alright baby cuz we still got chemistry.

3. (You probably heard this) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

[Tsar]

pick up lines are gay...



with that said, best pick up line is ..........as you aproach.......................... Hi

[Brando56894]

lets play soldier, ill lay down and you blow me away

(make a come here motion with one finger and when girl walks over say this) i made you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with my whole hand.

[Savage_Messiah]

fisting? :shock:

[Fasterthanyou]

Hi is boring but effective. Followed by a, "you look like you could use some company or is the boyfriend in the bathroom?" If no boyfriend and their face says their measuring you up then it's all good... any hint of concern and just leave, they're having second guesses.

[NJSPEEDER]

kasey's best line:
"it is too late for you to play hard to get, i can already see up your dress."

later
tim

[Savage_Messiah]

...

[ar0ck]

"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

[Tsar]

Hi is boring but effective. Followed by a, "you look like you could use some company or is the boyfriend in the bathroom?" If no boyfriend and their face says their measuring you up then it's all good... any hint of concern and just leave, they're having second guesses.True it might be boring but it get the job done better then the following:

Hi are you tired? becuase you;ve been running thru my mind all day.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

With that said, i would really feel dumb if i came up to a girl and said any of those, but maybe its just me :shrug: so ill go with my boring but simple "hi"

[Squirrel]

"im very well endowed....and charming"

[j0n]

"excuse me, do you prefer blueberries or strawberries?"
"blueberries...why?"
"so i know what kinda pancakes to make u tomorrow morning"

also a play off of someone else's line...

"do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in your pants"

[unstable bob gable]

"What's yer sign? And don't say STOP!" :roll:

[skorpion317]

And the infamous
"Wana get some pizza and ****?"
*SLAP*
"What? You dont like Pizza?"


damn you, you took mine!

here are a couple i know:
"your body's like a visa card, cuz it's everywhere i want to be."
"Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone, and I can make your bed rock."

[JPiZZiJP]

"What's yer sign? And don't say STOP!" :roll:

Oooh kudos to you Bob. I'm gonna use that one sometime lol

[SteveR]

"Are you on medication? Wanna operate my heavy machinery?"

[slasherbarb]

"Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb!!!"(gay i know)
"Baby your feet must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day!!"
"Is your father a thief? Cause I want to know who stole the stars from the sky and put them in eyes."
and my favorite...
"Hey baby! Ever have your ass licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"(Jay and Silent Bob)

[79CamaroDiva]

how bout "hi, my cars faster than yours" ?

Damnit, no wonder im single lol stupid male egos :P

[bad64chevelle]

"excuse me, do you prefer blueberries or strawberries?"
"blueberries...why?"
"so i know what kinda pancakes to make u tomorrow morning"

also a play off of someone else's line...

"do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in your pants"

watched Night at the Roxbury a few too many times didnt you?

[bad64chevelle]

"Hey baby! Â*Ever have your ass licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?"(Jay and Silent Bob)

:funny:

funny movie!

[Ian]

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

Are you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a ****.

Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?

Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Hi. You'll do.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Â*My Zipper

Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.




some of them are funny as hell and some are just plain odd. :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

Hi. You'll do.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question

those two are awesome lol

[Tru2Chevy]

Found on my little brother's favorite t-shirt:

"I'm shy, but I have a big dick!"

- Justin

[j0n]

nice butt, get in the truck

[slasherbarb]

so, u ever been penetrated??(works only on lesbians)

never been with a spanish chic before...OLE!!(works only on spanish chics, obviously)

Do you have any italian(or any other nationality) in u?
if answer is no, reply with- do u want some?
if answer is yes, reply with- would u like about (insert penis size in inches here) more?

do u have a quarter, i promised my mom i'd call when i found true love.

do u believe in love at first site, or should i walk by again?

the Shaft pickup line...
It is my duty to please that booty.

and finally...
Hi ladies, my name is Steven Stiffler and I have a 12 inch penis...AROUND! Think about it...

[qwikz28]

i dont know if this is a repost but:

Are you a parking ticket? cause you got FINE FINE FINE written all over you.

[qwikz28]

one more:

i lost my number... can i have yours?

[79CamaroDiva]

That reminds me of

I'm lost, please take me home with you

[SteveR]

"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a lickalotapuss"

"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a humpyersoreass"

[bad64chevelle]

lol never hears those two before :lol:

[Tsar]

i'm liking the dinosaur ones! :lol:

[Fastbird]

"I like peanut butter. Wanna *****??"

or

Your dress looks nice. It would look a lot nicer crumpled up on my floor though.

[90FormulaWS6]

check it out... best pickup line that works hands down every time and will start **** up is:

ask one of your buddy's when you go to a bar if he thinks the girl over at the bar is cute. Hell say yeah and you say ill go and talk to her for you. then you go over to the girl and say "hey my buddy over there wants to know if you think im cute" shell look over at him smiling and hell wave... your in.

if that doesnt work try one of the following:

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."

[SteveR]

"Hey, wanna know what the best part about getting really drunk and having sex with me is? Either way, you won't remember it tomorrow so who cares."

[SteveR]

I've used this with mixed results.


"I just ate a pineapple, wanna blow me?"

[bad64chevelle]

one more:

i lost my number... can i have yours?
Jake, make sure to give the girl you try this on the picture that is in your avatar!

[Savage_Messiah]

"Hi, can I smell your gum??" :lol:

[its Jeanne-Marie]

"Hi, can I smell your gum??" :lol:

hi. it was sour apple. and it smelled good :lol:

[PBodyGT87]

"Hi, can I smell your gum??" :lol:

hi. it was sour apple. and it smelled good :lol:

nah, it wasn't sour, it was "cool green apple" but same difference, hahahaha.

[Brando56894]

so, u ever been penetrated??(works only on lesbians)

ok quagmire!

hi, lets play soldier. ill lay down and you blow me away!

nice shoes, wanna ****?

[ryanfx]

mmm how about


"Excuse me miss; Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"




works EVERY time!!!

:wink:

[Tsar]

mmm how about


"Excuse me miss; Â*Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"




works EVERY time!!!

:wink:i bet it does :lol:

[enRo]

Hey, wanna hit my balls? Or do you prefer the nappy dugout?


I actually asked a girl out once, and she said "I dont date guys" , and I said "Oh your THAT type, EVEN BETTER!" Ahahaha haven't talked to her since.

[SteveR]

mmm how about


"Excuse me miss; Â*Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"




works EVERY time!!!

:wink:

:rofl: