Someone hit my car!

[90FormulaWS6]

I park on the end of the row at school about 2 feet from the car immediately next to me. Someone hit and run my car. My question is... how the **** does anyone ****ing hit a car thats parked like that? The damage isnt THAT bad but i have to repaint the rear bumper cover. This is un ****ing believeable. Whoever this person is has a gold/champagne colored car(im thinking SUV) and i have a piece of their front head light... their time is comming because when i find this ****ing car i am going to kill them. [/story][/rant]

edit it was a camry or a mazda this kid said who saw it... so monday around 12ish ill be out in the parking lot looking for this ****er... if i werent me id feel bad for whats in store for them... anyone have any m80s or 1/4 sticks of dynamite?

[Tru2Chevy]

That blows. You can't even blame ignorance if they hit hard enough to break their headlight. Hopefully you find the moron and "bring him/her to justice" :twisted:

- Justin

[misterjuice]

can you say bleach in gas tank?

[qwikz28]

jon (badchevelle) has some i think. he got it from joe if he's got any left. instead of breaking his car why not press charges and have him pay for the damages. if that doesnt work we'll go to town on his car with paint stripper

[12secondv6]

Brake fluid on the paint?

[qwikz28]

i was thinking, it would be funny if he came back to his car to find it upside down. i think ian's monster truck could do it.

[JPiZZiJP]

jon (badchevelle) has some i think. he got it from joe if he's got any left. instead of breaking his car why not press charges and have him pay for the damages. if that doesnt work we'll go to town on his car with paint stripper

Yup, I got some M-80's hehehe

[Savage_Messiah]

that he does....

good luck finding the ****er

[ar0ck]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/4/25994-large.jpg

Charles Bronson Style:
1. Sock
2. Many Rolls of Quarters
3. Insert #2 into #1
4. Hit

[Ian]

i was thinking, it would be funny if he came back to his car to find it upside down. i think ian's monster truck could do it.

**** yeah it could! :twisted:

[ProtekYoNutz]

that really does suck....hope you find whoever it was :evil:

[Ian]

I say we "wall of death" their ass!

[Savage_Messiah]

HELL YEA!!

*puts on black label* :rock:

[trashman01]

dude drive ur car sit in it then follow them ********, then when they finally stop, pull out the sugar, and go to town, or just to be a dickhead take their gas cap lol its gay but we did it at tech all the time, and thye get madd cuz they spend 5$ on a gascap and get a check engline light

[90FormulaWS6]

dude drive ur car sit in it then follow them ********, then when they finally stop, pull out the sugar, and go to town, or just to be a dickhead take their gas cap lol its gay but we did it at tech all the time, and thye get madd cuz they spend 5$ on a gascap and get a check engline light

thats ****in weak, im looking something severe... like they deserve

[j0n]

i still ike the front brakes idea...

[Savage_Messiah]

if the dumbass leaves their car open, you knwo what happens when you test airbag parts with a voltmeter? ;)

[qwikz28]

sardines in the doorhandles and in the interior on a hot day. i think i would rather someone key my car then it get sardined. that **** stinks!

[coldkilla]

im all about murderin a muther****er that screws with me. if i found there car and matched the damage to be sure then i would crawl under their car and cut the rubber brake lines, loosen the lug nuts, and stuff **** in there tail pipe. i dont care if they have a kid in the car or not, they shouldve thought about possible reprisals when they pulled away from my car leaving it damaged. one time in california this dude hit my car and left a good size mark on it while i was parked outside my barracks. my buddy saw him do it and i confronted him and he ****ing lied right to me. his car was already a piece of **** so i couldnt find damage from my car on it to prove it. so later that night i went out to his car, jacked it up just a bit and drained his oil into a milk jug, put the drain plug back in, and checked to make sure i didnt make a noticable mess. later on i heard that he was driving down the road and his engine blew the **** up.

[unstable bob gable]

Hmmm, lemme run this series of events through the unstable computer...

1. This happened at Rutgers.

2. On Wed nights we meet up @ the grease trucks @ Rutgers

3. unstable bob eats several fat sammiches

4. unstable bob goes home L8R and takes one helluva dump.

Now, if the vehicle of the azzahola who did the damage is found @ Rutgers, unstable bob can do #4 in/on/around the vehicle instead of doing it at home.

DIRTY [AND SMELLY!] DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

[j0n]

haha nice try bob...unfortunately derek goes to kean...not rutgers

[unstable bob gable]

haha nice try bob...unfortunately derek goes to kean...not rutgers

Ahhhhhh, CRAP! :lol: I was looking forward to avenging his misfortune with one of my patented DUMPS FROM HELL!!!!!!!! :twisted: Well, I guess I could give him a "care package" and he could do the "dirty" work! :shock: 8) :P

[trashman01]

dude derek u go to kean? my bro was up there last weekend trying to get with a girl :lol:

[90FormulaWS6]

dude derek u go to kean? my bro was up there last weekend trying to get with a girl :lol:

i was here last weekend hooking up with girls... :roll:

[9secfirebird]

adjust their rear brakes as tight as you can, not only cant they move their car, but if they do, warped drums and a rear brakejob and leaky seals here we come