View Full Version : Wildwood Weekend Review(drunk j0n video coming soon)
sikbyrd350
09-26-2005, 02:11 PM
I got back yesterday from WW with j0n, JW and a few of my friends. We went to the Convention Center on Sat at 12:10, but apparently missed anyone who was there.
Overall it was shenanigans. I got there Fri night at 8:30ish with a friend and j0n was already WASTED. So we decided to have fun at his expense, we had him drunk dial a bunch of girls he knew and some he didn't(I have it on video and will try to post it in the next 1-2 days). He was passed out by 10, so the big kids went out to hit the bars. We ended up at the "adult lounge" and made friends with some of the ladies, got a bit drunk by 1-130 and came home.
Sat was pretty standard affair until 3ish. That's when j0n started drinking. JW came by about 4-430(he not real cool, but has a nice car...j/k...it's not that nice :P ). We witnessed j0n instgating burnouts until 7 and then made out way to Tuckers Pub for dinner. We probably left ther around 930 and the big kids went back to the go-go bar while j0n said he was gonna go get a woman for himself. After a while, we get a call from j0n...he got a ticket for disorderly conduct, apparently he was drunk, standing on a corner with "Light "em Up" written on his chest, but I'll let him tell you that one. We got a little more drunk and JW called it about 1230 with the rest of us following at about 1.
We already have our house paid off for the Spring 06 car show. So it's time to start planning the shenanigans for that one.
Savage_Messiah
09-26-2005, 02:36 PM
:kneeslap: that's hilarious
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
Squirrel
09-26-2005, 03:12 PM
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
quitting is for losers...
Savage_Messiah
09-26-2005, 03:59 PM
:stupid:
bad64chevelle
09-26-2005, 04:10 PM
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
Do you tell them that ist not "Jon" or "Jon" but that you spell it J-zero-n ?
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
Do you tell them that ist not "Jon" or "Jon" but that you spell it J-zero-n ?
Oh yes don't worry we went over his gay spelling of his name! :lol:
JW :D
NJSPEEDER
09-26-2005, 04:37 PM
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
no j0n, you're a drunk. alchoholics go to meetings. :P
i had the pleasure of talking to j0n while he was plastered saturday night. i was laughing so hard i almost pissed myself.
later
tim
hi my name is j0n and i'm an alcoholic
no j0n, you're a drunk. alchoholics go to meetings. :P
i had the pleasure of talking to j0n while he was plastered saturday night. i was laughing so hard i almost pissed myself.
later
tim
are you serious!?!?! i coulda sworn i didnt see you on my i called this person list
NJSPEEDER
09-26-2005, 06:09 PM
we talked for about 15mins bro. it was priceless. justin and i were leaving new egypt when i called you back. he was just driving along watching me crack up until i got off teh phoen and explained what was so funny.
i wish it was recorded so that everyone could enjoy it.
later
tim
sikbyrd350
09-26-2005, 06:38 PM
lets see, we also:
shot j0n in the ass with a 400fps bb gun from 5 feet
threw full bottles of water at him
my friend Mike punched him in the butthole
elbow dropped him
made him call a guy and told him it was a chick
when he was sobering up, my friend John punched him in the balls
he didn't get laid after swearing all weekend he'd get some
he got the ticket from a bicycle cop
he kept t-boning the center rail while go-karting, sober
***he does scream like a little girl when scared***
I will post the video of drunk dialing in the next day or so, and will be selling tickets to view him drunk at the spring 06 car show.
Savage_Messiah
09-26-2005, 07:22 PM
holy crap that sounds liek fun, invite me next time :lol:
qwikz28
09-26-2005, 07:39 PM
j0ns a ****in alcoholic. he's downstairs downing a bottle of Jack right now... but i'm drinking rum and orange soda right now so i'm not one to talk. o well at least he's in the company of a female.
damn all that stuff sounds like fun!!!
Savage_Messiah
09-26-2005, 08:13 PM
poke him with a stick
ar0ck
09-26-2005, 09:01 PM
When he is passed out, Draw a penis on him.
Savage_Messiah
09-26-2005, 09:37 PM
that's weak, oen of my friend this summer got permaneet marker, squeeze-bottle butter, and flour all over him. was fuuuuuun. needless to say that mofo was one confused bastard in the morning.
ya...i think this sums it up...central pwnz nj 8)
bad64chevelle
09-27-2005, 09:39 AM
ya...i think this sums it up...central pwnz nj 8)
it pwns all
Savage_Messiah
09-27-2005, 09:40 AM
yea ok, NORTH > ALL
yea ok, NORTH > ALL :werd:
damn all that stuff sounds like fun!!!
id say central pwnz north...and since north > all then central pwnz all
sikbyrd350
09-27-2005, 10:56 AM
damn all that stuff sounds like fun!!!
id say central pwnz north...and since north > all then central pwnz all
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/images/avatars/1947888850433309c2a9e99.jpg<----knows hip-hop
3(1 is a lurker) Central NJ members accomplished the following in 2 days:
got very drunk 2 days/nights in a row, hung out with strippers, got free lap dances, got a ticket for instigating burnouts, shot others/got shot with bb guns, professed love for many women(both friends and strangers) and their feminine attributes without negative consiquences, started drinking within 3 hours of being awake, had a BBQ, met the southernmost NJFBOA member(JW), had a bagpipe-serenaded dinner, killed at least 2&1/2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of Cuervo, at least 1 case of beer, and 1/2 bottle of rum.
also showed j0n the power of the mighty 4-banger!
90FormulaWS6
09-27-2005, 11:01 AM
damn all that stuff sounds like fun!!!
id say central pwnz north...and since north > all then central pwnz all
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/images/avatars/1947888850433309c2a9e99.jpg<----knows hip-hop
3(1 is a lurker) Central NJ members accomplished the following in 2 days:
got very drunk 2 days/nights in a row, hung out with strippers, got free lap dances, got a ticket for instigating burnouts, shot others/got shot with bb guns, professed love for many women(both friends and strangers) and their feminine attributes without negative consiquences, started drinking within 3 hours of being awake, had a BBQ, met the southernmost NJFBOA member(JW), had a bagpipe-serenaded dinner, killed at least 2&1/2 bottles of JD, 1 bottle of Cuervo, at least 1 case of beer, and 1/2 bottle of rum.
also showed j0n the power of the mighty 4-banger!
wow, all this and i wasnt there... imagine the possibilities...
like i said...central pwnz all
btw that 4banger is SICK!!!!!!
JL8Jeff
09-27-2005, 12:43 PM
The object is to get a good buzz going and make it last all day long, not suck down a bottle in 45 minutes and then run around making a j0n out of yourself! :rofl: And stick with beer, it takes longer to kick in than the JD or rum.
bah...beer tastes like ****...ill shoot jack over sipping beer any day...but i prefer jack and coke
Tru2Chevy
09-27-2005, 01:20 PM
The object is to get a good buzz going and make it last all day long, not suck down a bottle in 45 minutes and then run around making a j0n out of yourself!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
- Justin
qwikz28
09-27-2005, 01:20 PM
bah...beer tastes like ****...ill shoot jack over sipping beer any day...but i prefer jack and cokeyou stupid alky
JL8Jeff
09-27-2005, 01:55 PM
bah...beer tastes like ****...ill shoot jack over sipping beer any day...but i prefer jack and coke
5 years from now you'll be drinking beer because you'll get tired of not knowing what you did the previous night and you can only :barf: so many times before it catches up with you. And I'm not referring to nasty beer like Coors Light, Miller Light, Bud Light but more like Yuengling, Sam Adams, Flying Fish, Stoudts, Sierra Nevada, Harpoon, Molson. They didn't have many good beers back in my day so we had to send somebody off to Canada(went to school in Rochester) to bring back cases of Molson from Canada. It's much smoother and stronger than the crap they sell here in the US.
only beer ive had is budweiser...and bud light...but thats piss water not beer...and i have yet to throw up as a result of drinking
JL8Jeff
09-27-2005, 02:25 PM
only beer ive had is budweiser...and bud light...but thats piss water not beer...and i have yet to throw up as a result of drinking
Maybe not yet, but you will. But you have no clue what you did while you were drunk. That should scare you even more. You never know what you might wake up with!
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sikbyrd350
09-27-2005, 02:41 PM
JD, Bud, rum...drink whatever works for you. I've been a JD drinker for the past 10 years, I just know how to pace myself to maintain the happy buzz, and hate all beer taste. I also know that if I want to get wasted, I don't have to pound beers and get that full feeling or fear mixing different types of alcohol. I had the blackout nights early in my drinking life, but learned from my mistakes, as I'm sure j0n will(hell, I got him drinking J&C's). Giving him everclear, however, wasn't my doing.
Good burbon/whiskey>beer, for me at least.
oh...everclear...that was an interesting night...damn monkey
JL8Jeff
09-27-2005, 03:51 PM
Yeah, stay away from Everclear. But my point is, there's no reason to get wasted out of your mind. You'll figure that out eventually. Drink and have a good time and get a good buzz. Nothing like having beer on tap at home along with JD, JB and all their friends!
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