DRUNKEN RANT

[qwikz28]

ok so im drunk.... jon myzie aka j0n is in bed with a girl that used to go out with a nieghbor and now that he knows he is flipping out to me. i spent a half hour in my driveway at 1 in the morning calming him down. not easy for a drunk 19 year old who has to baby sit another 5 italian teenagers. well im so drunk right now that i each word is taking me a hour cause i keep mispelling it. i even got jon this girls number. i forgot my train of thought but all i know is that i was supposed to get my glasses back from that girl but i didnt so now i have to waste a nite dealing with her cause of all this. im mad tired and i have a 11 o clock class. and i forgot the point of this thread but whatever

[unstable bob gable]

YEAH! YOU SAID IT! :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

hahaha, shoulda just harassed drunk j0n, that seems liek the average thing to do :lol:

[qwikz28]

UPDATE: is 8am and i was just woken up by jon (badchevelle) to the news that i posted up about my drunkeness last nite. jon's (j0n) chick just left. and i'm starting to feel a little woozy. goodmorning everyone!!!! jon will probably offer his input soon

[j0n]

damn you jake...uhm to clarify this crazy mofo shows up randomly at our house all the time...and 2 nights ago he brought this chick that he met(smoking hot) so naturally i waited till he got drunk and start tal;king to her...got her number and basically went from there...apparently the kid(brian) is upset or something :shrug: but i dont know why...anyway so thats what i know happened...and for once i wasnt the drunk one!!!! awesome

for spanky:the chick was marianna :P

[bad64chevelle]

UPDATE: is 8am and i was just woken up by jon (badchevelle) to the news that i posted up about my drunkeness last nite. jon's (j0n) chick just left. and i'm starting to feel a little woozy. goodmorning everyone!!!! jon will probably offer his input soon

I got a good laugh from your post lol. Stop babysitting those damn fake Italian kids they were pissing me off that one day at your house. I wanted to slap those kids till they lost their brooklyn accent!

[90FormulaWS6]

dude i have some pent up rage from this past week... wanna introduce me to this kid?

[j0n]

dude i have some pent up rage from this past week... wanna introduce me to this kid?

sure come over anytime...heres his away message lol...

Where is ur boy tonight i hope he keeps on hiding because when i find him ill break his ****in legs
---as long as hes not in Jacobs house on the second floor with his door locked like a pussy

[90FormulaWS6]

fall out boy isnt exactly the toughest band... this kids a pussy

[j0n]

yea he really is...its kinda funny

[sikbyrd350]

for spanky:the chick was marianna :P

so the one you called and said "you have great boobs. they're big, and that rules. But I like you, for who you are, not cause you have great boobs. I wanna bed you down." ?

no, wait, that was all of them...including Big Kid.

[j0n]

:lol:

[qwikz28]

i'm not gonna lie one of those italian kids is pretty cool. the rest are annoying as hell though. yeah and bryan swears he's gonna kick jon's ass and i think i'm gonna help him just for the hell of it. :D

[bad64chevelle]

i'm not gonna lie one of those italian kids is pretty cool. the rest are annoying as hell though. yeah and bryan swears he's gonna kick jon's ass and i think i'm gonna help him just for the hell of it. Â*:D

who is this kid, jOn when youre gonna give him his ass kicking let me know i wanna be there to see this!

[JPiZZiJP]

j0n i got your back if you need it :P

but it'll cost you... the GIRL!!! lol

[SteveR]

....did someone say b00bs?..... :popcorn:

[ProtekYoNutz]

....did someone say b00bs?..... :popcorn:


:nutkick: stupid boys.... :roll:

[Tsar]

bewbies :wink:

[79CamaroDiva]

....did someone say b00bs?..... Â*:popcorn:


:nutkick: Â*stupid boys.... :roll:
:stupid:

[Savage_Messiah]

:popcorn:

[Tsar]

....did someone say b00bs?..... Â*:popcorn:


:nutkick: Â*stupid boys.... :roll:
:stupid: :loser:

[Ian]

Hey j0n, tell that dude to meet you at the grease trucks on wednesday around 11:00 :twisted:

[ar0ck]

Hey j0n, tell that dude to meet you at the grease trucks on wednesday around 11:00 :twisted:

Ah that guy scared me! I was to nervous to ask if he was on the boards, and say what a f*n homo! I want to ask him to just leave. I bet a fat bitch he'll be their tommorow night.

[bad64chevelle]

yeah find out what time unstable bob will be showing up and make it like 10 mins after that.

[bad64chevelle]

Hey j0n, tell that dude to meet you at the grease trucks on wednesday around 11:00 :twisted:

I bet a fat bitch he'll be their tommorow night.

how much did you bet em?

[ar0ck]

Hey j0n, tell that dude to meet you at the grease trucks on wednesday around 11:00 :twisted:

I bet a fat bitch he'll be their tommorow night.

how much did you bet em?

actually I relized I only have a dollar, but I'll bet one soda can he is their.

[Ian]

Hey j0n, tell that dude to meet you at the grease trucks on wednesday around 11:00 :twisted:

Ah that guy scared me! I was to nervous to ask if he was on the boards, and say what a f*n homo! Â*I want to ask him to just leave. Â*I bet a fat bitch he'll be their tommorow night.

I thknk we're talking about two different people. I was talking about the kid that has beef with j0n cause j0n had enough game to get the girl. you're talking about that creepy homo dude that wouldn't leave us alone because jake told him he like his car. way to go jake! :roll: :lol:

[bad64chevelle]

Only homos must like that car.

[Ian]

seriously. that car wasnt even cool, it was a clapped out turd bucket and jake flags the guy down and tells him he really likes the car :roll: .

[bad64chevelle]

Jake :gheyfigh: Mr.Homo

[qwikz28]

Jake :gheyfigh: Mr.Homoyeah i take full responsibility for that and if that guy annoys us again im gonna say something to him. thanks for changing your sig jon

[j0n]

:stupid: and for all you prospective :leghump:'ers ya might get to catch a peek of her tomorrow night at the trucks...she really wants to come check it out

[Ian]

I'll peep her, but later on she's gonna be peeping my dagger....if ya know what I mean :wink:

[qwikz28]

I'll peep her, but later on she's gonna be peeping my dagger....if ya know what I mean :wink:no ian dont bring the jeep... that thing is irresistable to women. its not fair for us!

[Savage_Messiah]

interesting, maybe I shoudl do this paper now and truck it tomorrow...

[Ian]

I'll peep her, but later on she's gonna be peeping my dagger....if ya know what I mean :wink:no ian dont bring the jeep... that thing is irresistable to women. its not fair for us!

sorry guys, the jeep will be there in all its glory :lol:

[jims69camaro]

this is one of the funnier threads i've seen on this board.

[qwikz28]

looks like j0n wont be having anymore problems here. they all came over last night. yesterday wasnt my day, every single person i spoke to for some reason tried to pick a fight with me. so when these kids did the same **** they do everyday i for flipped the hell out and kicked them all out and told them if they stepped foot in my house ever again i would stab them. once they realized i was serious they IMed me and tried apologizing but i told them to go **** off.

highlight of the night: stupid crazy bitch that comes over my house and lets us beat up and harass (same girl j0n bodyslammed in the house and almost broke her back). she walked to the side to make out with one of the italians so i jumped in her car (98 Maxima) and started beating the car to ****. driving 50 down the road i yanked the e-brake and slid sideways into a parking lot and proceeded to drive around in circles about 5 times with the ebrake up bouncing off the rev-limiter for a good 20 or 3 seconds. got it back on the road and hit 90mph on mountain avenue (25mph zone), locked up the brakes when i realized i was about to miss my street and SOMEHOW slid into the street sideways missing the curb by maybe a foot. pulled the car into the driveway, slammed it into one of the italian kids' cars and just parked it and told the girl i went to the corner store for gum. :lol:

[bad64chevelle]

This is getting a little out of hand over there lol.
Jon

[qwikz28]

This is getting a little out of hand over there lol.
Jonhell yeah!

[j0n]

yet another reason why central > all

[bad64chevelle]

That is the truth!

[JW]

yet another reason why central > all

Hey j0n maybe once I get my new tires I will drive up and see your drunk ass again in action and see what this central jersey is all about!

PS. just got all the suspension and 12bolt & 4:11's in.. :lol: its just plain crazyness driving now.

JW :D

Edit: haha oh yea I want to meet all these women of yours j0n!

[ar0ck]

<- #1 Eyeballer of peoples woman. Just ask Boon!

Better watch out for me tonight, I'll eyeball her up & down :lol:

[sikbyrd350]

yet another reason why central > all

Hey j0n maybe once I get my new tires I will drive up and see your drunk ass again in action and see what this central jersey is all about!

PS. just got all the suspension and 12bolt & 4:11's in.. :lol: its just plain crazyness driving now.

JW :D

Edit: haha oh yea I want to meet all these women of yours j0n!

We'll let you know when we're having a good 'ol fashion Mike throwdown. Those times were Kid at his finest. He'll be flattered that you want to see how handsome his catches are :rofl:

[Tsar]

some one take pics :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

:stupid:

[Ian]

no, no pics for either of you. if you want to see something, you'd better get your ass down here and see it yourself! I'm not gonna do all your eye's legwork! :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

well then SOMEBODY GIVE THE LICENCE-LESS KID A RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[Ian]

1 2 3 NOT IT! :lol:

[Tsar]

damn dude wheres the love? :lol:

[Ian]

its obviously no where near me. :lol: . I dont want to drive an hour to pick him up, then drive an hour back to the trucks. then drive an hour to drop him off and another hour to go home. then wake up for work in the morning?!??!?!!? Why dont you drive him?

[Tsar]

i dont even know the guy you talking about, so why would i drive him? :lol: plus im too lazy to get off this bed

[Savage_Messiah]

talkign about me!!!

[Tsar]

ohh i remember the short guy from the north meet, u sat across from me, but im still not picking you up! :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

hahaha ok at least you remmber me. editing that post now....

[Tsar]

how can i forget? JM kept making fun of you in the parking lot. it was pretty funny :lol:

[j0n]

yet another reason why central > all

Hey j0n maybe once I get my new tires I will drive up and see your drunk ass again in action and see what this central jersey is all about!

PS. just got all the suspension and 12bolt & 4:11's in.. :lol: Â*its just plain crazyness driving now.

JW Â*:D

Edit: haha oh yea I want to meet all these women of yours j0n!

We'll let you know when we're having a good 'ol fashion Mike throwdown. Â*Those times were Kid at his finest. Â*He'll be flattered that you want to see how handsome his catches are Â*:rofl:

we're having a throwdown soon at my place...tell monkey to bring the stripper pole...ill put on a show you'll all never forget

[bad64chevelle]

ummm...i think ill pass

[unstable bob gable]

MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :twisted:

[sikbyrd350]

yet another reason why central > all

Hey j0n maybe once I get my new tires I will drive up and see your drunk ass again in action and see what this central jersey is all about!

PS. just got all the suspension and 12bolt & 4:11's in.. :lol: its just plain crazyness driving now.

JW :D

Edit: haha oh yea I want to meet all these women of yours j0n!

We'll let you know when we're having a good 'ol fashion Mike throwdown. Those times were Kid at his finest. He'll be flattered that you want to see how handsome his catches are :rofl:

we're having a throwdown soon at my place...tell monkey to bring the stripper pole...ill put on a show you'll all never forget

dude, we have no way of moving the stripper pole around. talk to Monkey and see if he'll loan it to you.

[SteveR]

yet another reason why central > all

Hey j0n maybe once I get my new tires I will drive up and see your drunk ass again in action and see what this central jersey is all about!

PS. just got all the suspension and 12bolt & 4:11's in.. :lol: Â*its just plain crazyness driving now.

JW Â*:D

Edit: haha oh yea I want to meet all these women of yours j0n!

We'll let you know when we're having a good 'ol fashion Mike throwdown. Â*Those times were Kid at his finest. Â*He'll be flattered that you want to see how handsome his catches are Â*:rofl:

we're having a throwdown soon at my place...tell monkey to bring the stripper pole...ill put on a show you'll all never forget

dude, we have no way of moving the stripper pole around. Â*talk to Monkey and see if he'll loan it to you.

This sounds like a party I can't miss :lol:

[ar0ck]

I think north jersey should roll deep for that :lol:

[Tsar]

I think north jersey should roll deep for that Â*:lol:u mean you wanna see j0n on a stripper poll? :?

[ar0ck]

I think north jersey should roll deep for that Â*:lol:u mean you wanna see j0n on a stripper poll? Â*:?

Take pictures/video and post it on njfboa...?

[j0n]

everyone should see j0n on a stripper pole...it is an experience one may never forget

[SteveR]

everyone should see j0n on a stripper pole...it is an experience one may never forget

Not lookin' to see loose ham, thanks. Lemme know if you get some chicks over there though :D