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Koll
10-10-2005, 09:25 PM
Ok, so I was practly given the opportunity for sex with a decent looking girl. It was goin down today.....


Until I was moving **** in the garage. My hands were all dirty and slippery and dropped the 454 head on my left foot. Needless to say im hobbling around now.
12secondv6
10-10-2005, 09:26 PM
Work the sympathy angle!!!!
JW
10-10-2005, 09:28 PM
I fail to see how your hurt foot should affect the situation? Since when do you need feet for sex? Or... are you one of those types?!... :shock:

JW :D
Tsar
10-10-2005, 09:31 PM
thats even better dude. you are hurt, she will sorry for you so now you might get away with doing absolutely nothing and she will do anything to you. Go get it!
12secondv6
10-10-2005, 09:31 PM
Or... are you one of those types?!... :shock:

Koll has a foot fetish??? :shock:
j0n
10-10-2005, 09:32 PM
GO FOR IT!!!! just like everyone said play the sympathy angle!
ar0ck
10-10-2005, 09:35 PM
YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!
its Jeanne-Marie
10-10-2005, 09:36 PM
you are one huge mofo. i bet you dropped like a sack of potatoes.
90FormulaWS6
10-10-2005, 09:38 PM
ur a pussy hit that ****
Teds89IROC
10-10-2005, 09:43 PM
WEAK!

~Ted
JPiZZiJP
10-10-2005, 09:58 PM
YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!

:stupid:
Koll
10-10-2005, 10:04 PM
The girl would only have sex if I danced like this

http://img162.echo.cx/img162/7987/boratdance35hp.gif
Mike
10-10-2005, 10:17 PM
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
its Jeanne-Marie
10-10-2005, 10:19 PM
he used to have a crush on boon..........
Teds89IROC
10-10-2005, 10:20 PM
haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! :lol:

~Ted
Koll
10-10-2005, 10:27 PM
haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! :lol:

~Ted

Yeah.
NJSPEEDER
10-10-2005, 11:08 PM
if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.

later
tim
slasherbarb
10-10-2005, 11:15 PM
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
or maybe he's just a flaming, gigantic queer...like the jolly green giant...minus the green skin, leotard, and delicious corn
Teds89IROC
10-10-2005, 11:18 PM
unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
or maybe he's just a flaming, gigantic queer...like the jolly green giant...minus the green skin, leotard, and delicious corn

good call..that is delicious corn

~Ted
SteveR
10-11-2005, 06:24 AM
Tell her you broke your foot kickin some guys ass for talkin **** about her.
BigAls87Z28
10-11-2005, 06:33 AM
The conversation is documented in my profile on AIM.
Tsar
10-11-2005, 09:19 AM
sp did u get any?
Koll
10-11-2005, 09:27 AM
if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.

later
tim

You are really the last person who should be talking about techniques for having sex.
Savage_Messiah
10-11-2005, 11:44 AM
:owned: by butterfingers
ProtekYoNutz
10-11-2005, 01:20 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! :roll:
Tru2Chevy
10-11-2005, 02:22 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! Â*:roll:

Hey now....several of the boys that have spoken up in this thread know plenty, alright there missy :wink:

- Justin
SteveR
10-11-2005, 02:36 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! Â*:roll:

Hey now....several of the boys that have spoken up in this thread know plenty, alright there missy Â* :wink:

- Justin

yea, I said violence, not sympathy :D
Tsar
10-11-2005, 05:51 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! Â*:roll:why dont you enlighten us, oh great one...
Savage_Messiah
10-11-2005, 06:45 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! Â*:roll:why dont you enlighten us, oh great one...

yea... FROM THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my poor nuts time to run and hide
Tsar
10-11-2005, 11:55 PM
sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! Â*:roll:why dont you enlighten us, oh great one...

yea... FROM THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owned :lol:
Tru2Chevy
10-12-2005, 08:58 AM
oh my poor nuts...time to run and hide

:owned:

- Justin
Savage_Messiah
10-12-2005, 09:42 AM
oh my poor nuts...time to run and hide

:owned:

- Justin

Hopefully I can avoid that being the case :shock: !!!
jimmyboy8301
10-14-2005, 03:46 PM
jesus christ mike, you should be ashamed of yourself
Koll
10-14-2005, 06:06 PM
jesus christ mike, you should be ashamed of yourself

Bite me.

And if shes around, Sup Joni :wink: