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NJSPEEDER
10-30-2005, 08:40 PM
with this thing on ave p i was thinking about all teh great "hook" lines that i have heard guys use to bait one another into races over the years.

"be sure to bring cash. i don't take checks or excuses"

"let me get a look at the back of this thing, i won't get the chance when we race"

"your car is slower than a retard doing calculus"

"i bet street racing isn't nearly as exciting as being captain of that olympic team........that special olympic team."

what one liners have you guys heard when people are trying to bait each other?

later
tim
Squirrel
10-30-2005, 08:42 PM
you ewing guys know i love this line 8)

"you got a big motor, i got three hundred and two cubic inches, i will drag that gold mother****er down the thirteen twenty"
camaroracer1992
10-30-2005, 08:44 PM
my car is intimidating enough sounding that i dont need one...... :twisted:

but the times that i do get them (when people provoke me) ill say "your car isnt worth the price that 94 octane is going for these days".... and then ill purge the nitrous and smoke them :twisted:
NJSPEEDER
10-30-2005, 08:47 PM
you ewing guys know i love this line 8)

"you got a big motor, i got three hundred and two cubic inches, i will drag that gold mother****er down the thirteen twenty"

too bad that was teh most fraudulant POS movie in history. it was more staged than pinks

later
tim
Ian
10-30-2005, 08:49 PM
"hey, nice field car now where is the car I'm supposed to race?"

"I dont know if your mom would be too happy if she knew you were trying to race her car."

"you better have a big bank roll to back up that big mouth of yours"

"Race for slips? Nah, I don't need another car."
NJSPEEDER
10-30-2005, 08:57 PM
"hey, nice field car now where is the car I'm supposed to race?"

american graffiti. great movie :)

"ahhh, thats so cute. does your boyfriend have a race car?"

"race for pinks? are you sure someone here wants to give you a ride home?"

later
tim
Ian
10-30-2005, 09:55 PM
american graffiti:

Bob Falfa: Hey man, I'm sorry if I scared ya!

John Milner: You're gonna hafta do one hell of a lot more than that to scare me!

Bob Falfa: Hey I've been lookin' all over for ya man. Didn't nobody tell ya I was lookin' for ya?

John Milner: Man, I can't keep track of all you punks runnin' 'round here backwards.

Bob Falfa: Hey you're s'posed to be the fastest thing in the Valley man, but that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car! I'm sorta' embarrassed to be this close to ya!

John Milner: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!

Bob Falfa: Field car? What's a field car?

John Milner: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow **** all over the place to make the lettuce grow.

Bob Falfa: Ha ha! That's pretty good! Say, I like the color of your car there. What's that s'posed to be? Sort of a cross between piss yella' and puke green ain't it?

John Milner: Well, you call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly. I bet you got to sneak up on the pumps just to get a little air in your tires!

Bob Falfa: Well at least I don't have to pull over to the side just to let a funeral go by man.

John Milner: Oh ho, funny!







definitly one of the best movies EVER!
ar0ck
10-30-2005, 10:01 PM
"2JZ... No ****..."
trashman01
10-30-2005, 10:05 PM
heres one that i hear all the time

"nice maro, that a v6 ws6, i hear they are fast" :roll:

"i just added a new cold air, its good for 20hp, wanna roll?"

hmmm i say derek needs to come up here and own the ricers, the bird wasted a clutch in doing so :lol:
Teds89IROC
10-30-2005, 10:05 PM
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ****TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" in a black/ghetto voice :lol:

~Ted
Savage_Messiah
10-31-2005, 02:31 AM
"NNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
unstable bob gable
10-31-2005, 02:45 AM
When I'm rockin' the AMX I like to say stuff like:

"Tell you what, jabronie...if you can tell me what this car is I will give you 2 car lengths!"

"I should MOESLAP the taste out yo' mowf for thinking this car is a Mustang...but even if it was a Mustang it would still smoke yer azz!"

"Get a REAL life, get a REAL car, and then you will get a REAL race."

"Right now yer car reminds me of a crack pipe, because it is about to get SMOKED!"
Jersey_TA
10-31-2005, 04:06 AM
This guy at work always gives me crap saying how is your slow firebird these days.

To which I reply with one of these........

"Must be nice having a blown 99 GT and running 13.5s on tire all day long" :lol:

or

"When you have an 11 second time slip, then you can talk to me" :lol:
12secondv6
10-31-2005, 06:32 AM
"I drive a V6."
Jersey_TA
10-31-2005, 07:32 AM
"I drive a V6."

:kneeslap:
BigAls87Z28
11-01-2005, 12:54 AM
"I drive a V6."

:lol: Â*

"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll

Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!
BigAls87Z28
11-01-2005, 12:54 AM
"I drive a V6."

:lol: Â*

"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll

Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!
Jersey_TA
11-01-2005, 01:47 AM
"I drive a V6."

:lol: Â*

"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll

Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Â*Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!

Thanks, actually the road had alot of tar where the marks are so they showed up black as hell
Jersey_TA
11-01-2005, 01:47 AM
"I drive a V6."

:lol: Â*

"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it" Â*
by Koll

Btw, Jersey...that picture is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Â*Looks like you killed a whole set of tires on that one!!!

Thanks, actually the road had alot of tar where the marks are so they showed up black as hell
Koll
11-01-2005, 08:42 AM
"I drive a V6."

:lol:

"Before I slammed it, I Fram'ed it"
by Koll

You god damn righjt.
Untamed
11-01-2005, 10:44 AM
"Whatcha got in that thing, a Hemi?"

"Nice spoiler. How much Coke you have to drink to make it?"

"Wow, with all that body molding, must be real light and fast as hell."

Now I don't race, but that hasn't stopped the sarcastic comments. :wink:
NJSPEEDER
11-01-2005, 04:32 PM
"race for pinks? that's a good idea, your fat ass could use to walk a few miles home"

later
tim
Fasterthanyou
11-01-2005, 10:25 PM
When sitting in the passenger seat with all the windows up I look over at the person in the next lane and say, "what was that? Oh, okay", turn to driver and say, "yo, that guy says your car is slooooow." It's how I get my friends to stop driving like a pussy. BTW, the other drivers never said anything but that's implied and what makes the instigation funny. Maybe you just have to be there.
I also like;
"But it's only got 1 exhaust tip."
"Still TBI and there is the stock computer sitting on the floor."
"It's got cast crank and pistons, heads are iron, and just enough cam."
jims69camaro
11-02-2005, 04:27 AM
let's get this striaght: your motor is 1.6 liters, right? and my bottle of soda is 2 liters...

i put more torque on my lug nuts than your motor makes...

look at the baby motor. give me a call when it grows up.

you put that wing on the BACK of a fwd car for DOWNFORCE?!?