Random

[GrandmasterCow]

think of the most random thing ever, and just post it. see if this can be the most random thread ever.

bored at 1am... hah

[enRo]

1AM, just took my Thanksgiving Dump :-D

[79CamaroDiva]

weetyjk p;;;;;['32^&'

[79CamaroDiva]

/\ my kitten walking on the keyboard......

I bet thats the only post ever made by a 3 month old.

[JPiZZiJP]

think of the most random thing ever, and just post it. see if this can be the most random thread ever.

bored at 1am... hah

You have a small penis.

Badunno?? lol That was the first thing that came to my mind to post when I read your post lol

[misterjuice]

Bells will be ringing...the glad glad news
Ohhhhh what a christmas...to have the blues
my baby's gone...I have no friends
to wish me greetings... once again

Choirs will be singing...silent night
Christmas carols...by candle lights
please come home for Christmas
please come home for Christmas
if not for Christmas...by new year's night.....

[Savage_Messiah]

THE ROCK = CRAP

[deadtrend1]

http://www.doomedculturegraphics.com/Pics/tick.jpg

[Tru2Chevy]

Tuesday is coming....did you bring your raincoat?

- Justin

[camaro2you]

Tuesday is coming....did you bring your raincoat?

- Justin

My anus is bleeeding, mmy ANUS is bleeding, for the love of god, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(this is eric on codys computer once more)

[Brando56894]

monkeys eat keyboards

[NJSPEEDER]

quack quack says the happy duck as he wonders off into the fog

[Brando56894]

tortilla chips taste like cows....

[slasherbarb]

did you ever wonder...if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night??? :shock:


have fun trying to sleep tonite everyone!!! :lol:

[Tsar]

Her plaid skirt is the matador's red cape, and my **** is the bull. I see that red tartan pattern, and I need to get at the little furry monkey beneath it. The girl could have the face of an algae-eater, and yet in that uniform, I want to make more little Catholics with her. Like someone liberating the German camps, I want to set free all that repression in her vagina.

:p

[95formula]

"Rock Lobster"

[NJSPEEDER]

/\ my kitten walking on the keyboard......

I bet thats the only post ever made by a 3 month old.


ahhh, but it is not the first post on this site where someone sounded like a 3month old. you get 1/2 credit :p

[qwikz28]

toilet store

[camaro2you]

did you ever wonder...if your mom gave your dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night??? :shock:


have fun trying to sleep tonite everyone!!! :lol:

damn you!!!!

[Firebird67dude]

How bout this really random but it actually happened yesterday....

My 13 yr old brother came up to me and asked if i mmm how can i but it.... eleviate sexual tension ill say..(he didnt say it like that tho). I didnt kno wat to say lol.

[ar0ck]

I drank Mountain Dew MDX @ 12, I had a large Mountain Dew from Taco Bell at night. I had a sugar rush.


poptarts.

[NJSPEEDER]

DING!!!! fries are done

[12secondv6]

moo

[GrandmasterCow]

rawk on, now whos coming tonight. hahaha

[GrandmasterCow]

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[trashman01]

"I told you 53 goes into 19"

[90FormulaWS6]

moo
maa

[NJSPEEDER]

Gabba! Gabba! Hey!

[95firebirdconvertible]

SCUBA STEVE!!!

[ar0ck]

"The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised"

[enRo]

I laughed so hard, for about 15 minutes straight when I saw this today....



http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/jesusorly2su.gif

[Savage_Messiah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Squirrel]

ill have the spaghetti basket

[95firebirdconvertible]

Why is water water?

[Tru2Chevy]

I just got yelled at by my boss for reading this thread. Appently I'm supposed to be answering e-mails from customers or some crap like that...

- Justin

[Tsar]

I just got yelled at by my boss for reading this thread. Appently I'm supposed to be answering e-mails from customers or some crap like that...

- Justin
find some pet mexicans to do it for you. thats what i do at my job, makes it whole lot easier plus i get to do my homework :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

I just got yelled at by my boss for reading this thread. Appently I'm supposed to be answering e-mails from customers or some crap like that...

- Justin

you SAT making bastard!

[Tru2Chevy]

you SAT making bastard!

No, I work for the ETS Brands side, not College Board. I primarily work for the TOEFL (Test Of English as a Foreign Language) program, with some work for Praxis (Teaching test).

- Justin

[12secondv6]

Did you know..... when you put carrots in a blender.... you can hear them scream!

You have to lsiten VERY carefully!

[Savage_Messiah]

ahh... I hear praxis is a bitch, and you shoudl go make toefl harder to kick some immigrants out

but... thsi is no longer random...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[its Jeanne-Marie]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

~JM and Ted

[ProtekYoNutz]

ahh... I hear praxis is a bitch, and you shoudl go make toefl harder to kick some immigrants out

but... thsi is no longer random...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


praxis wasnt bad at all i just took the first one and it was fine passed all sections...its just tedious

[Brando56894]

"what is your fat ass doing here?" "its my only means of transportation!"

[ProtekYoNutz]

did u know that females do not have the proper enzymes to digest alcohol...so for all you guys who yell at us cuz we "cant handle our liquor" its cuz we really cant and have no control over it..on average it takes an hour to digest a drink....well we drink bout 2-3 in an hour...and for females it takes longer...so this is the reason we get all sloshed and it takes us forever to sober up...so the next time you guys yell or think "u girls cant handle your alochol" well now you know the real reason!!

[misterjuice]

Here's a fact.....Kelly says she wants to fight me(because she drives a Hyundai and not a sexy neon) but to date, she hasn't made a move. She's afraid of my Spinebuster, and my thumb-to-the-eye super dirty move.

[ar0ck]

Boobs

[ProtekYoNutz]

Here's a fact.....Kelly says she wants to fight me(because she drives a Hyundai and not a sexy neon) but to date, she hasn't made a move. She's afraid of my Spinebuster, and my thumb-to-the-eye super dirty move.


o **** i totally forgot bout that!!! o its on!!! :twisted:

[Brando56894]

i have dibs on kelly!

edit: this came out wrong, look at the next page....

[ProtekYoNutz]

i have dibs on kelly!

what? who are you? lol i forget your first name

[Tsar]

what? who are you? lol i forget your first name
Brandon? :shrug:

[Brando56894]

yep thats me, what i meant that to come out as is i bet youll kick boons ass, after i posted that i was like uhhh are ppl gonna interpret that wrong??

[ProtekYoNutz]

yep thats me, what i meant that to come out as is i bet youll kick boons ass, after i posted that i was like uhhh are ppl gonna interpret that wrong??

lol yeah good clarification! ;)

[Tsar]

yep thats me, what i meant that to come out as is i bet youll kick boons ass, after i posted that i was like uhhh are ppl gonna interpret that wrong??
i knew what you were talking about but i chose to interpret it the wrong way :)

[Brando56894]

i knew that was gonna cause problems but didnt know how else to say it...

[Kojak]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/Kojaks/Myspace/d2a83400.jpg

[ProtekYoNutz]

lol

[Savage_Messiah]

yep thats me, what i meant that to come out as is i bet youll kick boons ass, after i posted that i was like uhhh are ppl gonna interpret that wrong??

haha riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... nice attempt at a cover up.... lol

[misterjuice]

o **** i totally forgot bout that!!! o its on!!! :twisted:


YOU, Me...at the flag pole....be there.

[Savage_Messiah]

'cuz boon loves poles :lol:

[ProtekYoNutz]

'cuz boon loves poles :lol:

lol :lol:

[Tru2Chevy]

praxis wasnt bad at all i just took the first one and it was fine passed all sections...its just tedious

Praxis I = basic (approx 10-11 grade) Reading, Writing, and Math skills. I hope you didn't think it was hard..... :p

- Justin

[Savage_Messiah]

yea the praxis i was talking about was the one a few of my friends who graduated last year just took... :shrug:

[Brando56894]

my mom took some type of teaching/recirtification test or sum crap a few years ago. she teaches special ed k-5 i think, i forget what the test was on though, she said it was pretty hard.

[Brando56894]

this is getting too on topic now to get back off topic: theres an evil monkey in my closet, that lays on my bed and smokes J's when im gone...

[enRo]

after i posted that i was like uhhh are ppl gonna interpret that wrong??

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/no.jpg

[Squirrel]

i pooped a hammer

[Tru2Chevy]

i pooped a hammer

......waits for Koll :D

- Justin

[Brando56894]

rice krispies treats are madd good

[12secondv6]

i pooped a hammer
Do you insert things into your ass on a regular basis?

Watch out.... Koll will hit on you now!

[Savage_Messiah]

koll = dodge neon except not tiny... both are crap

brandon i swear next time you say madd i will get a drunk kid to pass otu on your car

[Brando56894]

i would be pretty madd about that

[Savage_Messiah]

im gonan go flip your car over

[Brando56894]

ok, then ill just collect insurance money saying that a midget flipped over my car..

[NJSPEEDER]

so i says to myself, davester, what the ****? and i kicked him in the balls

[NJSPEEDER]

http://www.ls1camaro.net/freehosting/alex.JPG

[Tsar]

what the ****?

[Brando56894]

2 LITERS
Coca-Cola
CLASSIC
GIVE
LIVE
LOVE

[camaro2you]

bitch get off my stereo

[Tru2Chevy]

Get that wasp off my sandwich!

- Justin

[ar0ck]

I just inhaled a burrito, I think Im going to die.

[NJSPEEDER]

nobody is stopping you(random mean counts too :finger:)

[WayFast84]

Do it in a third gen!

[Brando56894]

you will never see an "Escilator Temporarily Out of Order" sign just an "Escilator Temporarily Stairs" sign. "Sorry For The Convienence"

[Savage_Messiah]

ohhh mitch... RIP

[NJSPEEDER]

ohhh mitch... RIP

hmm, he's a fidget, he's a faggot. a figgot?

[enRo]

http://www.pgloa.com/common/images/home/0302/fordsucks.jpg

[Brando56894]

ohhh mitch... RIP

i was hoping someone would pick that up...

[Brando56894]

robopuppy receiving petting.......robopuppy commencing 2 hour yipping session..... ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! ROBOPUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!

[GrandmasterCow]

hip hiphop hiphopanonymous

[BigAls87Z28]

I want a Keytar, and then smash it like Im a bad ass rocker. Im also hungry. I wish the snow would go away cause I want to drive the 72 around the block.

[Brando56894]

hip hiphop hiphopanonymous

that was on sunday, i think it was sunday