25 things you should know about guys...

[ProtekYoNutz]

http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/ali/11-23-05.htm go there! stole this from pat=SilverTransAm

[Savage_Messiah]

:lol:

no 14 refers to a myth and no 18 can't be true... who the **** does that!?

25 is hilarious

[Brando56894]

obviously the guy that wrote the article does, i read the article, its scary...

[Pat]

haha you should've linked to the whole thread, that was the funny part!

the thread is on the idiot board on the tucker max message board

[misterjuice]

hahahaha that's a good one Kelly......you don't seriously believe that do you?

[BigAls87Z28]

How about a big uh WTF moment for #16? I belive she ment "Men like getting oral sex more then giving it." and thats bs.
#20 is true...and has happend.
#12...no way. Cant stand it.
#6 is funny hahaha
#22 is also funny.
#18 you must be drunk or not have the ability to stand in order for this to be true.

Everything else has threads of truth.

[Tsar]

dudes pee sitting down? WTF???

[Brando56894]

i pee sitting down :D

fixed :D

[Savage_Messiah]

cuz tsar loves the ****, he said it himself look in my sig

[ProtekYoNutz]

some of these i def dont believe but i thought it was funny to throw up here...and pat...yeah i should have posted the thread....u can pull it back up and put it on too

[ar0ck]

Number 11 is so true :-(

[slasherbarb]

one thing you should know about women...

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/09/16109.jpg

[slasherbarb]

(anticipating a swift kick to the genitals)

[Tsar]

:rofl: nice pic!

[Savage_Messiah]

:kneeslap:

[ProtekYoNutz]

ok what mine said didnt have anything sexist in it....that stuff pisses me off! :nutkick:

[Savage_Messiah]

one thing you should know about women...

http://www.alldumb.com/items/2005/09/16109.jpg

you knwo john that guy hodlign the sign does sorta look liek you..... :shrug:

[Savage_Messiah]

(anticipating a swift kick to the genitals)

ok what mine said didnt have anything sexist in it....that stuff pisses me off! :nutkick:

at least it was expected...

[Tsar]

ok what mine said didnt have anything sexist in it....that stuff pisses me off! :nutkick:
i dont see nothing wrong with it :shrug:

[Brando56894]

that pic is hilarious

[ProtekYoNutz]

yeah u guys wouldnt and thats the sad thing!!

[Savage_Messiah]

yeah u guys wouldnt and thats the sad thing!!

:fluffy:

[ProtekYoNutz]

and most of you wonder y your still single! :twak:

[Savage_Messiah]

don't be hatin on the little dancing fluffy guy.....

[Brando56894]

:lol: @ kasey sexism happens all the time and we cant avoid it

[Tsar]

and most of you wonder y your still single! :twak:
being single > relationship drama

[its Jeanne-Marie]

eh...i dunno. i don't think it should be like "iron my shirt bitch" cause that's a little crazy...but obviously a joke. i think its stupid for women to be so crazy about stuff being absolutely equal with EVERYTHING....and breaking up guys clubs or whatnot.....i mean come on, we have our stuff too, and guys aren't barging in on it :shrug:

[Ian]

yeah seriously, you dont see guys protesting cause there arent any men in tampon commercials

[Savage_Messiah]

:funny:

[Teds89IROC]

yeah seriously, you dont see guys protesting cause there arent any men in tampon commercials


ahaha, good point!

~Ted

[Tsar]

women wanna be equal only when its gives them an advantage. i dont see many women in construction, or on the docks unloading trucks, or operating heavy machinary, working in the sewers or digging coal in the mines...
oh and im not really that sexist its just it gets annoying after awhile.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

welllll....not completely true. a girl in one of my classes works at UPS at night doing the same kind of bs that ted does at fed ex with all the boxes and crap......but you're right in saying that many (not all cause i don't do this, i realize that there is a difference) do use equality to their advantage, and it makes me mad when they do this, becuase it reminds me of a minority group...cough cough...that does the same thing, and i don't want to be thought of as on the same playing field, or whining field....as them.

not to sound completely anti-feminist....don't get me wrong, i want rights too...but i think sometimes its taken too far

[Teds89IROC]

my $0.02. certain things can be equal and others cannot. If a woman and a man can do the same job, salaries should be the same, lawyers, judges, business..etc But when it comes to things like law enforment and fire department and things of that nature, I think women should be kept in the office. There are the exception of some women who pretty much are guys. But to be honest, if you're in a burning building and passed out do you trust a woman to carry you down the ladder or stairs or would you rather have a guy? I would put my trust in a guy to get me out of the building. If you're in your house and you're being robbed (obviously any guy is gonna do all they can to beat the **** out of whoever is in their house) but if you do need help as far as perotection or what not, especially if you're a woman, you would probably want a guy to help you out. Theres no way a 120 lb woman is gonna stop 300 pound, 6'7" bubba.

~Ted

[Tsar]

im not saying all women go under the same category. But like JM said alot of the use to their advantage. **** we had a female in our school that wanted to play football with the guys, guess what? she got what she wanted and after being tackled couple of times she quit.

[Teds89IROC]

As far working at the docks, their are 4 woman I work/worked with at FedEx. One quit, another splits boxes as they come by on the conveyer (easy) and 2 other unload, which can be hard, but you see them taking a lot of breaks. Thing is though that they get the easy jobs when they apply and get accepted to work. If one is unloading trailers and tyhey need someone to go split the boxes between trailer 10 and 11, they will go ask a woman before they'd ask me. I load, which is the most pain in the ass job there. and that's not just my opinion, even people who don't load say it.

~Ted

[Teds89IROC]

im not saying all women go under the same category. But like JM said alot of the use to their advantage. **** we had a female in our school that wanted to play football with the guys, guess what? she got what she wanted and after being tackled couple of times she quit.

Oh yea, I know. When I wrestled in HS there were always a few girls that wrestled from other schools (I went to Don Bosco) You could tell most were out there because thats the closest they'd ever get to a guy :lol:

~Ted

[its Jeanne-Marie]

hahahah

[Pat]

why did this thread get serious?

by the way, the thread on tucker max...

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=6081&page=1&pp=10

it gets really funny around page 5. it's long, but a good read

[Squirrel]

there is some ****ed up **** on that thread...****ed up, yet hilarious :)

[PBodyGT87]

1. Not every man deserves a swift kick in the balls for making a joke against women. Make one back about guys, you whiney bitch. That works out much cooler. See, now they'll think you're funny. That is, if you have a good wit, and less insult.

2. Never threaten to "beat a guy up". If he really is weaker than you, then you're a pussy for threatening that. If he is stronger, you're an idiot for bragging, cuz he'll probably prove it to you, especially now that he doesn't like whiney bitches like you.

3. Both genders like to use slander about stereotypes of the opposite gender. Get used to it, you whiney bitches do it too.

4. Femenists will piss off men. All the time. But they piss off a lot of women too, just like whiney bitches do.

5. Men want their time out with guys. Never interrupt this time, and never try to stand in the way of it. You want your chocolate scarfing hours in front of the TV with your other whiney bitchy friends, and they don't complain. If they do, they should have been born a woman.

6. Never ever stand in the way of a man and his relationship with his family, especially with his brother. They will always be more important than you, until you become part of their family, so quit being a whiney bitch.

7. Men won't change. Women don't change either. And who wants a man to change anyway? If you wanna change him, then he's not right for you, and so you must move on, with your whiney bitchy ways.

8. The way to a man's heart may be his stomach, as they all love some good food, but don't cheat. No out of the box stuff, cuz we all know how hard it is to add water and all, but come on, that stuff's for whiney bitches. They'll find out when it wasn't all you.

9. If he likes cars, you better like them too, cuz you can't be a whiney bitch when he wants to go out and wax it. Besides, you need to ride in a pretty car sometimes too.

10. When in doubt, always know that straight guys can't live without you, unless you're just a whiney bitch, and you can't live without them. And what good are they after you've kicked them in the balls too many times?

[Teds89IROC]

ahahaha, that was good!

~Ted

[Ian]

well put Liz, well put. :clap: :cheers:

[Tsar]

damn go liz!

[Squirrel]

Best...Paragraph...Ever

"5. Suggest Sex Where it's Inappropriate
GUYS WILL NEVER TURN DOWN SEX. Girls, read that statement 100 times until it sears into your skull. In a bar bathroom, public parks, church, family reunions, weddings, funerals, or the beach. WE DON'T CARE. Even doing this once in a long while will keep a guy around longer than you think. Even after you tear down our Fight Club posters and make us watch Sweet November, it's really difficult to face your buddies and tell them "I'm dumping the girl who licked my balls at Uncle Earl's wake". Friends don't let friends ditch exhibitionists."

[Brando56894]

:kneeslap:

[Savage_Messiah]

this thread turned awesome again

[Teds89IROC]

:lol:

~Ted

[Koll]

"They like getting head more than giving it."

WTF. I know Kasey and Brando might be all for giving head, but....yeah

[slasherbarb]

"They like getting head more than giving it."

WTF. I know Kasey and Brando might be all for giving head, but....yeahkoll..go stand in the corner...i can't believe my pic caused so much controversy...my work here is done...bwahahahahahaha :twisted:

[slasherbarb]

and one more thing about men and women equality...did you ever noticed, when a boy is sexually abused, it is called molestation and not rape. and when the sdame happens to a girl, it is imediately called rape, which carries a much harsher sentance...think about that...

[slasherbarb]

being single > relationship dramaagree 100%...i see my friends who are in long relationships, and some of them are miserable and tell me they wish they were single...so hooray for being single!!!!

[Tsar]

and one more thing about men and women equality...did you ever noticed, when a boy is sexually abused, it is called molestation and not rape. and when the sdame happens to a girl, it is imediately called rape, which carries a much harsher sentance...think about that...
When a female highschool teacher has sex with a 14 year old boy she get house arest. Now flip it around and see what would happen if the teacher would be male? He would either rot in prison for the rest of his life or get killed by inmates for raping a kid.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

good call liz

[its Jeanne-Marie]

agree 100%...i see my friends who are in long relationships, and some of them are miserable and tell me they wish they were single...so hooray for being single!!!!
oh boy..i hope one of those friends isnt ted...lol

[Tsar]

oh boy..i hope one of those friends isnt ted...lol
:lol:

[slasherbarb]

oh boy..i hope one of those friends isnt ted...lolwell...by long i mean like 3+ years and not being engaged yet...you guys look in pretty good shape so far...you two will be fine...

[BigAls87Z28]

Liz's Guide To Men
Vol.1

hehehehe, nice stuff. Well this thread is a hell of a roller coaster.
I love being in a great relationship. I try to get the f out of a bad one as soon as I can.

[jims69camaro]

going down on a woman, performing cunnilingus, is known in some circles as "giving her head". after all, where is your head? between her legs. i honesty never thought about getting head without reciprocating. it's just not fair to the woman. if you don't get that, then you know why you are still single.

i know you wanted to think it was a homosexual thing, but it's not. well, not all of the time. if it is a homosexual thing, don't ask, don't tell.

[turboISboi]

pssshhhh,... i hate all whiney bitches, especially the ones who post up about other whiney bitches, i mean c'mon, stop creating threads about how you day was, or i'm soo mad. honestly who gives a **** if you want to piss and moan, that is soooo ****ing lame. i say, suck it up and stop being such an attention craving whore. god,... women, cant ever trust them, cant slap them around.

[Tsar]

pssshhhh,... i hate all whiney bitches, especially the ones who post up about other whiney bitches, i mean c'mon, stop creating threads about how you day was, or i'm soo mad. honestly who gives a **** if you want to piss and moan, that is soooo ****ing lame. i say, suck it up and stop being such an attention craving whore. god,... women, cant ever trust them, cant slap them around.
i think you should read your own post and stop being a whiney little bitch. I mean, you said yourself, who the **** cares, so stop being an attention whore.

[BigAls87Z28]

Dude, hes got JDM, he will kill you!!

[Savage_Messiah]

:lol:

[Squirrel]

werd...hes mad azn...i once saw him in a restraunt and thought nothing of it, that was until someone dropped a spoon on the floor, he left the guy alone, drove 4 towns over to his family's house; he killed his parents, brother, sister, even his dog...crazy sauce :)

[qwikz28]

pssshhhh,... i hate all whiney bitches, especially the ones who post up about other whiney bitches, i mean c'mon, stop creating threads about how you day was, or i'm soo mad. honestly who gives a **** if you want to piss and moan, that is soooo ****ing lame. i say, suck it up and stop being such an attention craving whore. god,... women, cant ever trust them, cant slap them around.
is your car blue? i raced a blue turbo IS300 on 287 over the summer and continuously ****ed him up. it was up north by mahwah and we went all the way onto the NYS Thruway towards the bridge. i figure it may be you cause if i lost to a stock z28 with a turbo'd 35k dollar car i'd still be that bitter too :lol:

[BigAls87Z28]

It is blue....I dont know if thats the same one though. If it is, awesome!!

Anyway, lets get back into the Christmas mood.

[Kojak]

Read it before their ****ing hillarious! The other articles are good to...

[jims69camaro]

holy post reanimator, batman.

[Tru2Chevy]

is your car blue? i raced a blue turbo IS300 on 287 over the summer and continuously ****ed him up. it was up north by mahwah and we went all the way onto the NYS Thruway towards the bridge. i figure it may be you cause if i lost to a stock z28 with a turbo'd 35k dollar car i'd still be that bitter too :lol:

I doubt that you could whip Mike's car from a roll, it's damn quick. It would prolly be a pretty good run actually. IIRC he was trapping 107-109 while babying the car out of the hole and short-shifting to keep from breaking the rear's loose on the 1-2.

On another note - wtf is up with bringing this thread back up?

- Justin

[Little G]

http://img256.echo.cx/img256/260/kicking0ih.jpg

[Savage_Messiah]

http://img256.echo.cx/img256/260/kicking0ih.jpg

:werd:

[12secondv6]

http://img256.echo.cx/img256/260/kicking0ih.jpg
:rofl:

[Tsar]

:rofl:

[jims69camaro]

:kneeslap:

post_count++

[turbo96z28]

http://img256.echo.cx/img256/260/kicking0ih.jpg
:rofl:
someone needs to play photoshop with this pic