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Ian
12-02-2005, 07:19 PM
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

:lol:
BigAls87Z28
12-02-2005, 07:35 PM
bwahahahhahahah this blows the Chuck Norris stuff away.
Savage_Messiah
12-02-2005, 08:04 PM
yea it does, saw it about a MONTH AGO on ftv6 :lol:
NJSPEEDER
12-02-2005, 08:09 PM
congratulations, tha tis actually gayer than alex's chuck norris thing.
Savage_Messiah
12-02-2005, 08:15 PM
hahaha
foff667
12-02-2005, 08:52 PM
dude im sorry that is funny as hell
"Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while ****ing another"
qwikz28
12-02-2005, 09:03 PM
i want my 3 minutes back
Ian
12-02-2005, 09:06 PM
i want my 3 minutes back

Shut up, you loved it. :lol:
Ian
12-02-2005, 09:07 PM
this is one of my favorites...

"Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down."
Brando56894
12-02-2005, 11:50 PM
this ones great

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is ********!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
Teds89IROC
12-03-2005, 12:00 AM
I love the one Bill posted :lol: :lol:

~Ted
79CamaroDiva
12-03-2005, 02:21 AM
vin diesel = HOT!

like woah.
Koll
12-03-2005, 09:25 AM
vin diesel = HOT!

like woah.

People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.

I was about to put his initials, but then I realized its the same initials as Venereal Disease
79CamaroDiva
12-03-2005, 10:30 AM
People often confuse me with Vin Diesel.


Oh yeah, I could see that. Your a dead ringer for him.......

http://99smiles.com/ughdance.gif
12secondv6
12-03-2005, 10:45 AM
Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500

This was just after fast and the furious came out !
nj85z28
12-03-2005, 11:09 AM
good ****
enRo
12-03-2005, 11:22 AM
Vin Diesel = :geek: and :gay:
Rob WS6
12-03-2005, 11:30 AM
"When Vin Diesel does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down." :lol:
Kojak
12-03-2005, 11:44 AM
"Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****." - awesome...
Pat
12-03-2005, 12:08 PM
wow welcome to like 6 months ago.

vin diesel was the first one, then chuck norris, and now mr. t. and yes, they are all hysterical
Savage_Messiah
12-03-2005, 12:47 PM
Vin called work once.... little bitch couldn't change his own tire on his SL500

This was just after fast and the furious came out !

hahaha did you make any NAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZ cmments?
BigAls87Z28
12-03-2005, 01:19 PM
Wow, guess he didnt get any big bank from that movie if he had to buy a regular SL500.
Everyone knows Big Dogs roll in nothing below AMG.
jims69camaro
12-03-2005, 04:02 PM
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

Tom Cruise invented pink.
Dark_Knight7096
12-03-2005, 06:23 PM
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Even though they changed the name to protect the person involved thinking about this incident still makes me guilty. I feel bad killing all those people like that, DAMN THEM!!!!!! I shoulda checked that privacy policy sheet!
Pat
12-03-2005, 07:31 PM
my favorite mr t facts...

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T once killed a man, he enjoyed it so much that he revived him only to kill him again. He repeated this several times.

Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
Koll
12-03-2005, 08:16 PM
Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Even though they changed the name to protect the person involved thinking about this incident still makes me guilty. I feel bad killing all those people like that, DAMN THEM!!!!!! I shoulda checked that privacy policy sheet!

all Im gonna do is :wink:

Yeah, some of you know.