Funny Christmas Story

[qwikz28]

well being that my father is the oldest of the 6 siblings, Christmas is always at my house. now let me backtrack a little bit. 2 years ago, my friends bought me a blow up doll of a black girl for my birthday. i *ahem* had no use for it so i left it in a box deflated in the back of my closet. now, i got bored after dinner so i just layed down on my bed on my laptop as my little cousins looked through my ****. well, needless to say they found the blowup doll that i completely forgot i owned and began to unravel it. the younger one is about 7 and the older one is 11. the 7 year old asked my why i had an inflatable dog in my closet. i then looked over saw it and screamed, threw my laptop in the air (which thankfully landed on the bed), grabbed it out of her hands and threw it in the closet and yelled at her. confused as hell, the little girl got upset so she just ran downstairs. the 11 year old just sat there and smiled. i dont know if he knew what it was or if he was just laughing cause i made his little sister cry. i wish i threw that thing out a while ago.

[NJSPEEDER]

wow, your family puts the fun back in dysFUNctional

[Ian]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :kneeslap:

[formulaMARK]

hahah

[12secondv6]

frigin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[camaro2you]

haha lmao.

[Savage_Messiah]

you left it out freshly used, didn't you ;) :lol:

[Teds89IROC]

ahahahaha!!! Thats funny as hell!

~Ted

[bad64chevelle]

LOL were sure you never used that one...

[badzracing]

Black, white, yellow......they're all plastic in the middle, bro.

[nj85z28]

i bet you used it....lol

[bitchincamaro]

thats classic, you probably scarred that little girl and the other one thinks your a perv. haha j/k but that is really funny

[qwikz28]

unfortunately it didnt retain air well for some reason so even if i wanted to i couldnt. i did have a blast driving down the highway with it sticking out of the sunroof of my dads car though.

i'd probably consider using it if it wasnt black though...

[Savage_Messiah]

didn't retain air... I'm guessing you were too rough with the damn thing :lol:

[qwikz28]

didn't retain air... I'm guessing you were too rough with the damn thing :lol:
nah, i'm just overweight

[Savage_Messiah]

so you DID use it

[qwikz28]

so you DID use it
noooo.... i swear :rofl:

[bitchincamaro]

haha busted. j/k. black is beautifull.
Black, white, yellow......they're all plastic in the middle, bro.

[Tsar]

black box with pink shutters....umm...

[jims69camaro]

:kneeslap: you got :owned: by a 7 year-old...

[Brando56894]

unfortunately it didnt retain air well for some reason so even if i wanted to i couldnt. i did have a blast driving down the highway with it sticking out of the sunroof of my dads car though.

i'd probably consider using it if it wasnt black though...

i knew it, you did use it! btw that story is great...