Funny PM someone sent me...

[Tsar]

So i log on today and there's a PM in my mail box from fsanford that reads:

im new to this site or club or whatever you wanna call it and first thing i saw was you. A pretty girl, with a nice ass ride that i thin k ima try to get to know. write me back later

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BlueFBird]

ya bro u pretty hot lol

[95firebirdconvertible]

Finish the story. So you wrote him back and....

lol just messin with ya.

[turbo96z28]

lemmi guess sweetZrag? lol wow thats um interesting...stalkers are fun to toy with right justin? lol


hey, i was the one that got sweetZrag to join. i don't think that was him though. he said he only signed up today, didn't get to look around.

he's from over at CZ28.com. very cool guy with some great computer skills. he's been making us downloadable vids from NAIAS.

[JW]

So i log on today and there's a PM in my mail box from fsanford that reads:

im new to this site or club or whatever you wanna call it and first thing i saw was you. A pretty girl, with a nice ass ride that i thin k ima try to get to know. write me back later

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

It says right in his post who it was.

JW :D

[foff667]

my bad...thats what i get for reading too quick :lol: I just saw who the newest person to join was at the time and assumed...obviously we all know what that does ;)

[Tru2Chevy]

Ooooo....Tsar has a date :rofl:

- Justin

[fsanford]

WOW DONT I FEEL LIKE AN ******* I SEEN THE PIC AND THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS ON MY PART WAS THERE NEED MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ASS TO THE WHOLE SITE????I DONT THINK SO

[SSport]

WOW DONT I FEEL LIKE AN ******* I SEEN THE PIC AND THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS ON MY PART WAS THERE NEED MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ASS TO THE WHOLE SITE????I DONT THINK SO


Easy killer.....just do a little more research before you come on so strong

[fsanford]

ITS WHATEVER I DONT CARE. **** HAPPENS..

[Icemansghost]

I love eye candy..What's up Tsar

[jims69camaro]

he's from philly, what did you expect?

[Ian]

WOW DONT I FEEL LIKE AN ******* I SEEN THE PIC AND THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS ON MY PART WAS THERE NEED MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ASS TO THE WHOLE SITE????I DONT THINK SO

I wouldnt worry about it. everyone on this site has done much stupider things than that. :lol:

[Icemansghost]

he's from philly, what did you expect?
Are you talkin to me..

[Icemansghost]

ohhhhhhh ***** never mind Its a dude lolololol

[SSport]

I see there;s quite a few "quick" ones on here today.....lol j/k guys

[qwikz28]

we got a quite a few leg-humpers on this board

[90FormulaWS6]

desperate much? ha

[Tru2Chevy]

WOW DONT I FEEL LIKE AN ******* I SEEN THE PIC AND THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS ON MY PART WAS THERE NEED MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A ASS TO THE WHOLE SITE????I DONT THINK SO

Don't worry about it man, all in good fun here. :)

- Justin

[fsanford]

desperate much? ha
DESPERATE NAH NOT AT ALL.. JUST SEEN A PIC OF A HOT ASS GIRL AND WENT FROM THERE MY MISTAKE

[fsanford]

he's from philly, what did you expect?
AND WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S FROM PHILLY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGE WITH ME BEING FROM PHILLY. CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WASNT.....

[qwikz28]

AND WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S FROM PHILLY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGE WITH ME BEING FROM PHILLY. CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WASNT.....
check again... whats with all caps?

[NJSPEEDER]

I wouldnt worry about it. everyone on this site has done much stupider things than that. :lol:

like getting a 4wd jeep stuck in a little mud puddle. :p

[Tsar]

damn what a great thread! lol

[Jared1970Chevelle]

hahah i fell for the same **** i actually talked to him on aim thinkin it was some hot like 20 year old bitch with big **** and a hot car lmfao.....having pics like that shouldnt be alloweddddd J/K lol.... then after 2 hours of convo i found out it was a dude.... i was pissed...

[SSport]

does anyone just like having good conversations today or is it all about getting laid?

[Tsar]

hahah i fell for the same **** i actually talked to him on aim thinkin it was some hot like 20 year old bitch with big **** and a hot car lmfao.....having pics like that shouldnt be alloweddddd J/K lol.... then after 2 hours of convo i found out it was a dude.... i was pissed...
lmao i remember that... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Dudes keep hitting on me WTF!? :rofl:

[SSport]

lmao i remember that... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Dudes keep hitting on me WTF!? :rofl:


cuz ur a hot bitch.....err j/k

[Tsar]

does anyone just like having good conversations today or is it all about getting laid?
hey ots not my fault guys keep hitting on me :laugh: but i can prolly have a conv without thinking about getting in your pants. :grin:

[LS1Hawk]

LMAO....Very funny thread! But it begs the question...who is the mystery girl in Tsar's avatar??? Maybe you should let her know about all the attention she's drawing :lol:

[Tsar]

cuz ur a hot bitch.....err j/k
im not a bitch! :laugh:

[SSport]

im not a bitch! :laugh:
i know i know, that's why i put the j/k at the end

[qwikz28]

does anyone just like having good conversations today or is it all about getting laid?
was that a serious question? :lol:

[jims69camaro]

does anyone just like having good conversations today or is it all about getting laid?

didn't you know it was rabbit season?
no, it's duck season.
rabbit season.
duck season.

Originally Posted by fsanford
AND WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S FROM PHILLY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGE WITH ME BEING FROM PHILLY. CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WASNT.....

it's called a joke. caps lock stuck?

[SSport]

was that a serious question? :lol:



no not really......damn internet....can never read sarcasm

[misterjuice]

AND WHAT YOU MEAN HE'S FROM PHILLY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONGE WITH ME BEING FROM PHILLY. CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED THERE WASNT.....

Ok Samuel L. Jackson....no need to yell

[Untamed]

lmao i remember that... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Dudes keep hitting on me WTF!? :rofl:


Originally Posted by Tsar
yes i love ****, but i thought i already told you that.

Need we say more?

[Tsar]

Need we say more?
yea i'd like you to go in detail :rollseye:

[turbo96z28]

:rofl: :kneeslap: this thread rocks!

[Ian]

like getting a 4wd jeep stuck in a little mud puddle. :p

exactly! :lol:

[qwikz28]

no not really......damn internet....can never read sarcasm
lol i got it. i was being equally sarcastic.

this thread is awesome

[Ian]

jakes avatar is awesome! :wink:

[jims69camaro]

jakes avatar is awesome! :wink:

post_count++

[turbo96z28]

post_count++


:funny:

[Savage_Messiah]

Need we say more?

:lol: I was abotu to reply and say "see sig", but decided to read first... nice one heh

[trashman01]

we need j0n the old resident ahole back here. he was always good for a few laughs

[BobonaStick]

:lol: I was abotu to reply and say "see sig", but decided to read first... nice one heh


Good to see that you can read... we don't need to make you feel bad for that too... :lol: Damn... this thread can keep you laughin for a bit..

[Oddball]

does anyone just like having good conversations today or is it all about getting laid?

Hey man -- I'm married. Every day is about trying to get laid, and failing.

[enRo]

Vitali = Beerslut :-D

[WayFast84]

BigDaddyKane your name is noah right? so why doesnt it say bigdaddynoah? whos kane???

[turbo96z28]

Hey man -- I'm married. Every day is about trying to get laid, and failing.


:kneeslap: :playboy:

[Ian]

BigDaddyKane your name is noah right? so why doesnt it say bigdaddynoah? whos kane???

drag queen alter-ego perhaps? :lol:

[enRo]

^Incorrect. Its directed at a "kane" that Im scratching right about now :-D

Other than being just "tall", and the statement above, the rest is a complete oxymoron. Isnt it past your bedtime? Go study some Algebra or something. :scratch: Why is your name Wayfast84, shouldnt it be Wayslow84? :lol: :-D

[nj85z28]

hmmm

post deleted......

anyway


LOL @ this thread

[turbo96z28]

hmmm

post deleted......

anyway


LOL @ this thread

:huh:

[WayFast84]

Im rice with 4 more cylinders and with out the spoiler,spining hub caps and stickers, why are you flaming me? and Im in PRE algebra (yeh Im a tart) and thats what studdy hall is for that and sleeping

[nj85z28]

:huh:

o nuthin, i had another post in this thread, but the mods must have deleted it.

[WayFast84]

o nuthin, i had another post in this thread, but the mods must have deleted it.
I know what your talking about! :laugh:

[turbo96z28]

I know what your talking about! :laugh:


care to share.............. *cough*-PM-*cough*

[nj85z28]

nothing that wasnt already said...guess im not "liked" or w/e

[enRo]

Im rice with 4 more cylinders and with out the spoiler,spining hub caps and stickers, why are you flaming me? and Im in PRE algebra (yeh Im a tart) and thats what studdy hall is for that and sleeping

Take a joke dude, you posted something that had no irrelevence to this thread whatsoever. :roll:

[WayFast84]

Take a joke dude, you posted something that had no irrelevence to this thread whatsoever. :roll:
Dont know its the internet I had to see about nj85z and it turns out hes a cool guy and weve been talking for a while via aim and its verry possible I will be buying a rs from him once I get a job..and I think I had yah as a myspace freind then I deleted all the people with cars/bands and just went to the people i know personally small internet huh?

[GP99GT]

Im rice with 4 more cylinders

4 cyl does not = rice

[Savage_Messiah]

Ok Samuel L. Jackson....no need to yell

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MAH MOVIES?!?

[qwikz28]

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MAH MOVIES?!?
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE. AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!

[Pat]

does that mean i'm no longer the resident leg humper?

ps - who exactly IS that chick? somebody asked but nobody answered...

[Ian]

DEEP BLUE SEA. I GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! A F*@KIN' SHARK ATE ME!

[turbo96z28]

ps - who exactly IS that chick? somebody asked but nobody answered...


good question.

now i want to know!!!!

[BobonaStick]

ps - who exactly IS that chick? somebody asked but nobody answered...


That is somethin that we all would like to know...

[fsanford]

I SURE AS HELL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE CHICK IS CONSIDERING THIS THREAD IS CAZ I THOUGHT HE WAS SHE AND MAN WAS I MISTAKIN

[foff667]

I SURE AS HELL WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE CHICK IS CONSIDERING THIS THREAD IS CAZ I THOUGHT HE WAS SHE AND MAN WAS I MISTAKIN

ok everyone is done making fun of you so you can stop yelling...ie turn off your caps lock please.

[PBodyGT87]

With some of the forum names on this board you can't tell who is a chick or not unless you know for sure.

[SSport]

Hey man -- I'm married. Every day is about trying to get laid, and failing.


I come equipped WITH OUT a penis.....lol ;-)

[foff667]

I come equipped WITH OUT a penis.....lol ;-)

is this Debbie?

[SSport]

is this Debbie?


yes

[foff667]

yes

aww comon' I was assuming you'd do one of these to me :nutkick:

[SSport]

aww comon' I was assuming you'd do one of these to me :nutkick:


oh well in that case :twak:

[BigAls87Z28]

Hahaha, wow this thread is hilarious.
Sad, sad Philly man. BTW, slide your left pinky .5 inch to the left and press down, that should get rid of the caps for ya.
I guess we will never know who that chick is. But as I look around, who actualy has a picture of him or herself in there Avatar? Usualy is a picutre of someone ELSE.
btw, that is not me, or a girl I know, its just a holiday gif that is all

[misterjuice]

this is really a picture of me

[its Jeanne-Marie]

i'm in the picture in mine

[PBodyGT87]

that's the love of my life in mine. ;)

[fsanford]

that's the love of my life in mine. ;)
my buddy has fiero with the grand national swap under the hood its nutz

[its Jeanne-Marie]

caps fixed, congrats! :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

my buddy has fiero with the grand national swap under the hood its nutz

You mean in the trunk? :lol:

That's me in my avatar... and one of my loves named Yuengling...

[LS1Hawk]

My car is in my avatar. And when I get in it, it then becomes an extension of myself. So in a sense, that is me.

[qwikz28]

jeanne marie officially has the most interesting avatar. congrads!

njfboa turned into an avatar contest

[fsanford]

You mean in the trunk? :lol:

That's me in my avatar... and one of my loves named Yuengling...
sry i meant the trunk thanks for the correction and the only reason the caps is on is becaz im at work and are system only works in caps and sometimes forget to change it

[PBodyGT87]

You mean in the trunk? :lol:

That's me in my avatar... and one of my loves named Yuengling...

*ahem* Rear Deck Panel. hahahaha. Liz will always correct you. ;)

(trunk is okay though)

[Untamed]

My avatar is me... after two cases of beer.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

jeanne marie officially has the most interesting avatar. congrads!

njfboa turned into an avatar contest


haha thanks! yep that picture is from, as you can tell...a very drunk night.

i'm in someone else's new avatar too...i wonder if you can guess which one it is :p

[qwikz28]

haha thanks! yep that picture is from, as you can tell...a very drunk night.

i'm in someone else's new avatar too...i wonder if you can guess which one it is :p
:scratch: hmm..... :lol:

[BigAls87Z28]

I need to change mine. Christmas is over. Ill do it when I get home.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

someone should use this one, it cracks me up

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/jeamz/koll.jpg

[WayFast84]

<------new avater!

[turbo96z28]

:kneeslap: this thread went from Tsar being a girl to an avatar contest!!!!!!!


BTW- that's me in my avatar :wink:

[jims69camaro]

do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?

[WayFast84]

do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?
Do I really want to know?

[turbo96z28]

do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?


no. i don't. what do they call aquarter pounder with cheese in France? ;-)

[Savage_Messiah]

:kneeslap: this thread went from Tsar being a girl to an avatar contest!!!!!!!


BTW- that's me in my avatar :wink:

I thought your name was Billy, not Spike :p

[ALLMACK]

DESPERATE NAH NOT AT ALL.. JUST SEEN A PIC OF A HOT ASS GIRL AND WENT FROM THERE MY MISTAKE
hey man dont worry about it !!! LOL
Guess what , im damn near 40 a newlywed and I DAMN NEAR PM'd TSAR !!!:razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
Heck I may still do it!!!!!!!!
Dont take this serious, sit back and enjoy, plenty of good people in here!

[deadtrend1]

do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?

a royale with cheese

[turbo96z28]

I thought your name was Billy, not Spike :p


you should see my hair now. i'm like his twin brother.

[nj85z28]

a royale with cheese


cuz the metric system?

[turbo96z28]

tsar being a girl---to---avatar competition---to---Pulp Fiction quotes :rofl:

this thread keeps getting better!!!!!

[deadtrend1]

cuz the metric system?

Do they speak english in what?

[turbo96z28]

Do they speak english in what?


what?

[nj85z28]

Say What again!

[turbo96z28]

what?

[BlueFBird]

5 pages of absolute nothin involving ne hot chick...damnit!!! lol

[WayFast84]

Say What again!
HUH?? :huh: :kneeslap:

[12secondv6]

ok everyone is done making fun of you so you can stop yelling...ie turn off your caps lock please.
Actually.... I didn't have a chance.....

Dude.... he hit on a guy!!!! :rofl:

[nj85z28]

does Tsar look like a bitch?

[turbo96z28]

does Tsar look like a bitch?


what?

[its Jeanne-Marie]

this thread is out of its mind

[turbo96z28]

this thread is out of its mind


but it has that car accident feel to it, no matter how hard you want to look away, you can't :mrgreen:

[its Jeanne-Marie]

lol you are so right. every time i see someone posted something else...i cant help but look. and what do i see? french hamburgers

back to the avatar contest....haha

[turbo96z28]

oh yeah the avatars.................

i think yours is in the lead so far just because there has to be a story behind it...........

[its Jeanne-Marie]

hmm story welll...it was my birthday....i drank more than i should have.....i was a mess....some people from the board were there, i'm sure they could tell it better than me........basically drunken jm felt the need to be grabbing herself as pictured, and dancing with everyone.....the girl my back is against lives in my apartment, the girl pointing at me did a huge black guy in my bathroom recently (i wasnt there) and then there's drunk ted shocking whoever. eh not much of a story lol

[SteveR]

<-- my new g/f

[12secondv6]

Too damn funny!

[Brando56894]

does Tsar look like a bitch?

yes he does :lol: and dont worry when i first joined i tough john barb was a girl! :rofl:

[V]

hey all ;-)






haha

[BlueFBird]

i want a cool avatar like u guys :(

[turbo96z28]

why do i have a funny feeling i'll have a half naked chick as my avatar before the end of the weekend.........

[V]

i got a few nice ones stored up, lol...i think ill change them weekly

[turbo96z28]

AVATAR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[WayFast84]

Grandmaster cow's avater>all other avaters

[turbo96z28]

<--------sure about that???????


edit:tough **** if you missed it.

[SteveR]

mine is soo much sexxier!!!

[turbo96z28]

mines real.

[Savage_Messiah]

mines real.

that's what they all say :lol:

[turbo96z28]

that's what they all say :lol:


it's a pic of my girl (needless to say, it won't be up to long :wink: )

[Savage_Messiah]

(needless to say, it won't be up to long :wink: )


Damn, people are needing viagra sooner and sooner these days huh :lol:

[turbo96z28]

hey, i'm only 26...sheeeeeeeesh! this is all the Viagra i need.......




edit:tough **** if you missed it

[SteveR]

mines real.

mines real enough lol

[Untamed]

Steve's never gets a headache, or complains when he hangs out with other girls.

Unfortunately we all know real women wouldn't ever be like that.

<Insert gratuitous anti-marriage statement here>

[turbo96z28]

Steve's never gets a headache, or complains when he hangs out with other girls.

Unfortunately we all know real women wouldn't ever be like that.

<Insert gratuitous anti-marriage statement here>


not all girls are like that.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

Steve's never gets a headache, or complains when he hangs out with other girls.

Unfortunately we all know real women wouldn't ever be like that.

<Insert gratuitous anti-marriage statement here>


that is just plain crap. if it actually was a "real woman" you found, you wouldn't have a need to hang out with other girls. OOOHHHH.




(i know you werent completely serious, neither am i)