Chuck Norris DEAD. :*(

[Rob WS6]

RIP to one of the baddest mofos in the world.

CNN Report - RIP Chuck Norris (http://cnn.rofflecopter.net/)

[deadtrend1]

NOOOOOO!!!! Man, I loved how he kicked ass in "sidekicks"

[Tru2Chevy]

:lol:

rofflecopter!

- Justin

[V]

Chuck Norris doesnt die... remember jesus...he stole that ressurection trick from chuck norris.

[Ian]

dude, thats impossible. he does all those things everyday, he wouldn't just up and have a heart attack! :rollseye:


very funny though! :lol:

[NJSPEEDER]

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!111
chuck norris = worm food

[Kojak]

"Christopher Reev was Chuck Norris' only unsuccsesful kill, his horse got in the way of his roundhouse kick..."

I saw it somehere I know its bad but slightly funny...

[jims69camaro]

:rofl: :rofl: :mrgreen:

[turbo96z28]

Chick Norris only died because he could kick the ass of every live person in the world.

[Brando56894]

The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human.

:lol:

[NP_00'T/A]

lmao

[Rob WS6]

:lol:

[LS1Hawk]

Damn...talk about a multi-tasker.

[Frosty]

:lol:

[LS1LT1]

This just in:

Upon meeting with the Grim Reaper Chuck Norris changed his mind, bit the Reaper's head off, sauteed it with some onions and ate it.
He's back now from his short 'journey'.

:lol:

[Brando56894]

alex must be heart broken that chucks dead :lol:

[ar0ck]

No Im not actually heart broken since its fake, and Im sick off the whole chuck norris thing because it was blown way out of proportion. I'll still watch his movies but thats about it.

[Brando56894]

dude chill out it was just a joke...

[deadtrend1]

damn .. it turned into a dead link now

[ar0ck]

dude chill out it was just a joke...

I am chill, Im simply stating how I feel. If I was angry I would be using alot of smilies and !!!11one!!!!one111!!!!. Why does everyone thinks Im always yelling, angry, or blowing up. You'll know when I blow up Ive done it a few times.

[Brando56894]

true, idk its just the thing you say and its hard to see/feel emotions on the board...

[jims69camaro]

No Im not actually heart broken since its fake, and Im sick off the whole chuck norris thing because it was blown way out of proportion. I'll still watch his movies but thats about it.

the octagon rocks.

[ar0ck]

Im going to have to go with Missing in Action, Delta Force, Sidekicks, & good guys where black. Those are my personal favorites. The whole reason I got into the Chuck deal was because I had watched Delta Force 1 & 2; It was so rediculous I started saying Chuck could do basically anything, was motorcycles with rocket launchers & machine guns to stoping an entire drug cartel!

[enRo]

Sean Connery at age 65 > Chuck Norris in his "prime"

[Teds89IROC]

bwahahaha! the link is dead now but reading the quotes you guys have :lol:

~Ted

[WayFast84]

Is he really 65? I think thats what it said before..

[Brando56894]

Sean Connery at age 65 > Chuck Norris in his "prime"

:werd:

[enRo]

Is he really 65? I think thats what it said before..

Nope, hes really "75", but some of his recent good movies were over the course of the last 10 years. Actually, now that I think about it...

Sean Connery Now > Chuck Norris in his "Prime"