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JL8Jeff
01-29-2006, 11:42 AM
So I'm outside yesterday cleaning up the new 17x11 wheels to put on the SS and one of my neighbours stops by with his 66 or 67 Vette to show me the new interior. Sweet car, white with blue interior. He's owned it since 1974 when he paid $3600 for the car. The paint is great from 20 feet but up close it's all cracked. That's the main problem with Vettes. Anyway, we're talking and some ricer high school kid pulls out from the side street in his fart piped Civic SI and proceeds to wind it out as he drives past us with his buddy. We both laughed and my neighbour says "that car isn't going to last too long with the way he drives it" and I said "that isn't really a bad thing". This kid drives around the neighbourhood winding the car out and annoying everyone. I'm guessing he'll hit one of the local deer pretty soon anyway since he speeds around.

Rich189
01-29-2006, 11:46 AM
all hail the civic si :bow: lol gotta love ricers.... on the other hand i know some kids who drive imports with exhaust systems ect but dont think they're cars are fast and just have them cuz they likem and thats what they could afford ... but sounds to me like u have a ricer on your hands hopfully he'll over rev and blow it up

enRo
01-29-2006, 12:54 PM
THIS REMINDS ME OF MY VISIT WITH A FRIENDS SHOP LAST WEEK ROFL!!!!!!

Anyway, hes putting on my exhaust... and this ricer Civic CX or w/e with a full blown Chock-full-o-Nuts coffee can exhaust and said to one of the guys "I think theres a hole in my B-Pipe (??) " So my car is on the lift, and they drive his car on the other lift for an inspection. Now, this kid is a full blown emo, dyed bleech blonde hair, thin reading glasses (the kind that makes you wonder why the **** they are wearing them in the first place), a triple-0 gauge earhole in both ears... and hes like "Your car is going to sound really mean when that exhaust is done" and I said "Mmm yea thats the whole point" . Now Im looking at under his car, and theres like a 1 1/2 inch exhaust all the way up to the muffler and the muffler goes to like 5 1/2 inches in diameter.. im just laughing to myself . So then he proceeds to talk with one of the shop guys about the mods hes going to throw in his car, like a H20 or C02 engine or whatever LOL. Now my car is done and my friend is showing me the sounds and this kid walks up to the back of my car and says "THATS THE SOUND I LIKE TO HEAR!" and I said immediately "Then why are you driving that POS on the lift?" And me and my friend chuckled and he said "Hey, it gets really good gas milage!" I then said in exact words "then dont waste your money with a new engine, and buy yourself an LS1" He kinda shrugged it off and walked back to his car. LOL Shut down.

Savage_Messiah
01-29-2006, 12:58 PM
you probably made the poor emo cry.... hahahahah

V
01-29-2006, 01:03 PM
arent emos always crying to begin with?

Savage_Messiah
01-29-2006, 01:04 PM
i guess they have periods where their tear ducts close so that more tears can be produced...

deadtrend1
01-29-2006, 01:05 PM
you probably made the poor emo cry.... hahahahah

don't worry, hell write a song about it and the general brainwashed pop culture will love it....

ALLMACK
01-29-2006, 02:31 PM
I said it before and I will say it again...
"why the hell these kids have picked a HONDA,a car thats sole purpose from the factory was to be an economical gas saver" and go and put stupid as- Fart mufflers..lowering kits..lights and stuff is beyond me..I mean do they believe that they are actually fast??:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Oh bye the way did I mention.......I HATE THOSE RACER WANNABEEs!!!

WayFast84
01-29-2006, 03:29 PM
ricer wanna bees? you mean wanna be racers? cause I think wanna be racers = ricer??? and they dont put lowering springs on their car they torch the springs....

ALLMACK
01-29-2006, 03:35 PM
ricer wanna bees? you mean wanna be racers? cause I think wanna be racers = ricer??? and they dont put lowering springs on their car they torch the springs....
Yeah "Racer wanna bees!!" LOL that is what I meant!!!!!
Id better fix that!
Thanx

WayFast84
01-29-2006, 03:37 PM
no problem I was like wanna be ricers?? damn that must be terrible!

WayFast84
01-29-2006, 03:58 PM
http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=174075&st=0

BAHAHAHA!!!!!

FIXED

Tsar
01-29-2006, 04:02 PM
linky no workie noob

Ian
01-29-2006, 04:46 PM
link fixed!

WayFast84
01-29-2006, 05:06 PM
link fixed!
:kneeslap: some one is enthuisiastic!(sp?)

Mike
01-29-2006, 05:54 PM
that is a VERY old joke thread....its import owners making fun of ricers

Brando56894
01-29-2006, 06:24 PM
hahah thats pretty damn funny, shows you how stupid ppl can be. on a side note i like this guys signature:

http://www.flip7.net/lohansboobies.jpg

:lol:

trashman01
01-29-2006, 06:42 PM
:rofl:

Savage_Messiah
01-30-2006, 12:38 AM
hahah thats pretty damn funny, shows you how stupid ppl can be. on a side note i like this guys signature:

http://www.flip7.net/lohansboobies.jpg

:lol:





mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Tru2Chevy
01-30-2006, 12:44 PM
hahah thats pretty damn funny, shows you how stupid ppl can be. on a side note i like this guys signature:

http://www.flip7.net/lohansboobies.jpg

:lol:

When I saw that sig, I just knew that someone was gonna post it over here. Kids..... :shakes head:

- Justin

NJSPEEDER
01-30-2006, 03:59 PM
Like I said before, no leaks, I went through the fire wall, only hard part was drilling the cam cover. the nozzle hole is a perfect fit.

ummmm, wow. that redifines retard

NJSPEEDER
01-30-2006, 04:01 PM
It is on the side of the intake cam...

100 shot is not gonna hurt the engine..just like a turbo making 100 more hp will hurt the engine

jsut when i didn't think honda owners coudl get any dumber :roll:

nj85z28
01-30-2006, 06:10 PM
silly ricers

Mike
01-30-2006, 06:12 PM
trix are for kids

Tsar
01-30-2006, 09:12 PM
silly ricers
wings are for planes

Savage_Messiah
01-30-2006, 09:23 PM
F THE PLANE!

Tru2Chevy
01-31-2006, 10:45 AM
ummmm, wow. that redifines retard

Had you never seen that before Tim? :shock: That thread is practically as old as you!

- Justin