i just saw the funniest thing on MTV

[Brando56894]

you know that stupid show Next? i was watchin it and the dude was such a dick its hilarious. 4 outta the 5 chicks where cute/hot one of them was really hot except for the blonde hair mixed with black and the red fish nets. the first chick said said that she had had piercings, she had her clit and tongue pierced and as soon as he heard that he was like "next!" the 2nd chick came out and as soon as he saw the red fishnets he was like "next!" then the 3rd chick came out, who was a butter face and before she was even 10 ft away from the bus he was like "next!" in the clips after it he was like "she might of had a chance if she didnt look like she got kicked in the face by a horse!" then this cute chick came out, they lasted for a 30 mins then he nexted her for being a virgin. pretty funny stuff...

[ar0ck]

I was going to say something about passing the virgin but I'll refrain (Im not a trophy hunter). I cannot stand anything on MTV anymore. Next is one of their worst shows. They always do silly things and ruin good prospects.

[BigAls87Z28]

Next and Room Raiders are the greatest worst shows out there. Date My Mom is too.
I watch MTV after 1am when its just muisc.

[ar0ck]

The older Room Raiders > Date My Mom Minus the fag version > Next

[its Jeanne-Marie]

one guy who was on next said that he nexted the girl cause she was arrogant. his further explanation was "i love a conceited girl as much as i love a hot fart in a crowded elevator" thanks for that

[WayFast84]

People are to picky!!! I see a girl I like I never ever talk to her unless something weird happens because I know automatically that I have NO chance...But it turns out this girl I like loves cars and drives a stick!...the only problem is shes 17 im 14 and its a v6 mustang...

[Savage_Messiah]

People are to picky!!! I see a girl I like I never ever talk to her unless something weird happens because I know automatically that I have NO chance...But it turns out this girl I like loves cars and drives a stick!...the only problem is shes 17 im 14 and its a v6 mustang...

Here's a life lesson buddy - CONFIDENCE is key to just about everything in life. There's a fine line between confidence and cockiness/arrogance, but confidence is one of the most important traits to master for whatever you want to do.

[BigAls87Z28]

Not to be confused with what Kasey has, which is a Napoleon Complex

[trashman01]

dude go for, so what that if she turns u do? least u had the balls to do it

[Rich189]

go for it man who cares bout age... the summer after my freshman year in highschool i was dating a fresh in college.... its all about confidence the worst she can do is say no and then u can suggest just being freinds and least that way u get a friend outta the deal

[turbo96z28]

Here's a life lesson buddy - CONFIDENCE is key to just about everything in life. There's a fine line between confidence and cockiness/arrogance, but confidence is one of the most important traits to master for whatever you want to do.


:werd:

i am a total geek. i like video games, computers, r/c cars, and my room looks like it was designed by a 12 year old.......my girl told me way back when we first started seeing each other the only reason she overlooked my dorkiness is because i was very confident.

go for it wayfast.....you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brando56894]

Not to be confused with what Kasey has, which is a Napoleon Complex

:funny:

yea MTV and MTV2 pretty much suck now all theses "music television" channels 95% of the time dont play music anymore. all those dating shows suck, just to be politically correct they have it sometimes where the guys are gay the funniest one was one of the guys was a drag queen. although i have seen an all guy episode of next, ive never seen an all girl episode of next. this episode was just so funny cuz the guy was a complete dick, the first three girls barely made any money at all. i think they made about $2. the greatest one was this hot chick was on a date with the guy and she made it look like she was all into him and they had it goin on for like an hour and a half and she made like $90 then the guy was like do u wanna go on a second date or take the money and she was like "ill take the money!" very smart chick....

[90FormulaWS6]

(Im not a trophy hunter).

y not? as if its a bad thing...

[WayFast84]

See this is my problem, I know Im so negative and all that but I dont know how to gain confidence and all that hell I even blew it with my ex because Im so shy(dont want to get into it) so some tips would be nice...

[90FormulaWS6]

dude just walk around like your the ****... your probably so timid that even if you do the chick will probably think its funny... you gotta find your own thing that works...

[Mike]

yeah, if you walk up expecting to hear a know, you will get a know (they can smell fear like dogs) if you go up with confidence, and still get a no, you can at least turn it into humor on yourself so she will know your a chill guy for future reference....plus anyone that sees/overhears/she tells will think, damn that kids got some balls, maybe its someone i want to know

[trashman01]

:stupid:

[Tsar]

"hi my name is ..." works pretty well. anything else and you're trying to hard, IMO

[SSport]

being that she's 17 and she's probably in highschool....her friends will be your biggest problem. almost evevry high school girl cares about what her friends have to say....so try and get on their good side or else it's all down hill from there.....good luck kiddo :smile:

[Tsar]

damn this thread is gonna turn into relationship advice!

[SSport]

damn this thread is gonna turn into relationship advice!

haha you're probably right, but i'm sure it wouldn't hurt to help the kid out a little ;)

[Tsar]

haha you're probably right, but i'm sure it wouldn't hurt to help the kid out a little ;)
ohh i didnt say it was a bad thing or that we shouldnt try to help him or any of that stuff. But i feel the best way to learn is hands on, you know. Advice is great and all but at the end its all up to him.

oh on more silly note:
This works 100% of the time. You come up to a girl extend your arm and ask her if it smells like Chloroform! :rofl:

[SSport]

ohh i didnt say it was a bad thing or that we shouldnt try to help him or any of that stuff. But i feel the best way to learn is hands on, you know. Advice is great and all but at the end its all up to him.

oh on more silly note:
This works 100% of the time. You come up to a girl extend your arm and ask her if it smells like Chloroform! :rofl:

HAHA "Hand's on".........sorry ....dirty mind....dirty mind
bad debbie......:nono:

[Dark_Knight7096]

Martin's patented panty dropper: You will want an hi-ball glass for this one. It's a tried and true recipie, works every time.

2oz premium vodka (more if the lady likes vodka, less if she's a sissy)
5oz cranberry juice (less if the lady likes vodka, more if she's a sissy)
2 or 3 vicodin (percocet work well too) ground up

Add all ingredents to a shaker filled with ice, shake well until vicodin is dissolved, pour into hi-ball glass, offer it to lady with sweet innocent look on your face. Sit back and after 2, enjoy the results.



Never actually tried it, just kidding, i don't condone **** like this, i would rather not get any that get some this way.

[JL8Jeff]

Nobody should be watching MTV, end of story.:soapbox:

[turbo96z28]

See this is my problem, I know Im so negative and all that but I dont know how to gain confidence and all that hell I even blew it with my ex because Im so shy(dont want to get into it) so some tips would be nice...


just be yourself. like the way you would be around your friends. girls like guys that know who they are and don't try being all pimp.

try this, just start a conversation with her about something normal, like her car or something. get to know her a bit and try and get a friendship going. she might blow you off if you just ask her out, but if she gets to know you better, your chances will increase by alot!!!!





p.s.-when i say act the way you do around your friends, that does not mean fart jokes, gay jokes, video games, or which celeb you'd nail!!!!!!

[PBodyGT87]

See this is my problem, I know Im so negative and all that but I dont know how to gain confidence and all that hell I even blew it with my ex because Im so shy(dont want to get into it) so some tips would be nice...

that's quite an age difference there between you and the girl, but you never know. I'd try confidence on a girl who drives a barbie corvette. You know, the power wheels version. Z06. That's hott. Much closer to your age.

[SteveR]

Be confident. Girls aready have a pussy, they don't need another one.

[PBodyGT87]

but now that i feel like a bad person for saying that, power wheels is just too young for you. hahaha. Okay. Sorry.......

Anyway, confidence is great. Girls like a guy with confidence. Period. You can't go feeling all bad about yourself and scared and whatnot. But also, should you get rejected, be prepared for it. Cuz that's the hardest thing to deal with. Now, honestly, going after a highschool girl may be a bit of a stretch for you now, Cuz you're on two different playing fields. But nevertheless, keep your head up no matter what.

[BigAls87Z28]

Yeah dude you gotta have the confidence, but you should try at a smaller target first. You have to BUILD it, not get yourself shot down after you go for the high goal. If you fail there, thenyou have no where to fall but back where you are or lower.

[SteveR]

Or you could go after her friends if she rejects you, or even first. Hell, ask em all out. What do you have to lose?

[Tsar]

HAHA "Hand's on".........sorry ....dirty mind....dirty mind
bad debbie......:nono:
HAHAHA well u know u gotta approach them first before the actual hands on part starts, unless there's a money transaction taking place :razz:

but now that i feel like a bad person for saying that, power wheels is just too young for you. hahaha.
Damn Liz didnt even give a kid a chance :rofl:

[V]

i was discussing with my gf and few friends that cars never helped me pick up a girl. then my gf chimes in and says my car is really what attracted her to me in the first place... so there went my theory. lol

girls like cars, end of story, they dont care which car really as long as you got one and drive them around sometimes. being 14 going for 17 is rough but not impossible. if you were 17 and she was 20, i think thatd be easier.

[Tsar]

i know if u're 19 and going for 24 its really easy, especially if there's vodka involved! :)

[Savage_Messiah]

HAHA "Hand's on".........sorry ....dirty mind....dirty mind
bad debbie......:nono:

It's nt just you... I thought the exact same thing...

Or you could go after her friends if she rejects you, or even first. Hell, ask em all out. What do you have to lose?

:lol:

p.s.-when i say act the way you do around your friends, that does not mean fart jokes, gay jokes, video games, or which celeb you'd nail!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Brando56894]

Martin's patented panty dropper: You will want an hi-ball glass for this one. It's a tried and true recipie, works every time.

2oz premium vodka (more if the lady likes vodka, less if she's a sissy)
5oz cranberry juice (less if the lady likes vodka, more if she's a sissy)
2 or 3 vicodin (percocet work well too) ground up

Add all ingredents to a shaker filled with ice, shake well until vicodin is dissolved, pour into hi-ball glass, offer it to lady with sweet innocent look on your face. Sit back and after 2, enjoy the results.



Never actually tried it, just kidding, i don't condone **** like this, i would rather not get any that get some this way.


before i read the end of that i was like "wow this guys really ****ed up! why dont u just slip a roofie in there too??" then i saw the **** at the end :lol:

[Kojak]

This thread sounds like a Dr. Phil convention...

[WayFast84]

some of this was helpfull some of this was funny and some of this was SCREWED up!! lol..I dont get why people were saying goin after a highschool girl is hard because im in high school..My last gf was 2 years older then me, how ever we were set up...Im just gonna work on my confidence with this other chick I like..then get to know the girl I was originally talking about...but thanks for the advice~!

[Tsar]

some of this was helpfull some of this was funny and some of this was SCREWED up!! lol..I dont get why people were saying goin after a highschool girl is hard because im in high school..My last gf was 2 years older then me, how ever we were set up...Im just gonna work on my confidence with this other chick I like..then get to know the girl I was originally talking about...but thanks for the advice~!
i thought 14 was like 8th grade? my bad...


ninjaedit*** in that case go get some poontang!

[WayFast84]

Nah I have a summer birthday it sucks...but I get my liscence 8/8/08..lol Hopefully the camaro will be out as the 09 version when I get my liscence because I need to woop the crap outa the kids in my science class........

[Tsar]

and whos gonna give you money for the new car?

[WayFast84]

Ive said it before...I need a job...Im sure my dad will be helping me out though cause he said If I get into a college and WE dont have to pay for it he will by me a car brand spanking new!! little does he know because my mom works at rutgers tuition for me or my sis is free.....:rofl:

[enRo]

go for it man who cares bout age...

You deserve a high five right now

[turbo96z28]

i was discussing with my gf and few friends that cars never helped me pick up a girl. then my gf chimes in and says my car is really what attracted her to me in the first place... so there went my theory. lol

girls like cars, end of story, they dont care which car really as long as you got one and drive them around sometimes. being 14 going for 17 is rough but not impossible. if you were 17 and she was 20, i think thatd be easier.



gotta agree.

my girl said if i didn't have my Ranger, she wouldn't have gone out with me. it was something along the lines of "the truck was what got me, i would never have even thought of dating you if all you had were the Camaros."

2 years later, she loves driving my 96 Z/28. gotta love a Mustang girl :smile:

[WayFast84]

gotta agree.
gotta love a Mustang girl :smile:
she drives a mustang! lol its a 05 or 06 v6 mustang with the pony package its got a black and red leather enterior.. and its a stick :smile:

[turbo96z28]

she drives a mustang! lol its a 05 or 06 v6 mustang with the pony package its got a black and red leather enterior.. and its a stick :smile:


Fbody guys and Mustang girls are like peanut butter and jelly. they just go good together.

you gotta go for it!!!!!

[V]

my girl hates mustangs. lol. She bought her own vehicle when she was 17 and it was an 85 Chevy 2500 2wd. Now she drives the 87 Monte SS i built for her. She wanted a ttop monte ss, in black with a cowl hood and manual transmission, so thats what she got, i added the 350tpi, shaved door handles, interior swap etc. And yes she did pay me for the car, i didnt just give it to her. She gave me a few thou plus her truck. The truck is actually in a moving coming out and since then i sold it to my old boss. But she loves big trucks too and said if i sell the bronco im building she'll leave me, haha.

[turbo96z28]

But she loves big trucks too and said if i sell the bronco im building she'll leave me, haha.


:laugh: i got the same thing about my Ranger...

[trashman01]

joe diffles song "pick up" man comes to mind right bout now

[Tru2Chevy]

Fbody guys and Mustang girls are like peanut butter and jelly. they just go good together.

:werd:

- Justin

[Brando56894]

Fbody guys and Mustang girls are like peanut butter and jelly.

prime example: JM and Ted :lol:

[Tru2Chevy]

prime example: JM and Ted :lol:

Don't forget Justin and Karen ;)

- Justin


PS - Ted: My gf's Mustang is faster than your gf's Mustang :p

- Justin

[Tsar]

PS - Ted: My gf's Mustang is faster than your gf's Mustang :p

- Justin
there's only one way to find out! :D

[Tru2Chevy]

there's only one way to find out! :D

JM has a V6 vert that is all stock as far as I know, and Karen (my gf) has an '04 GT 'vert that has run a 14.6 :)

- Justin

[Tsar]

JM has a V6 vert that is all stock as far as I know, and Karen (my gf) has an '04 GT 'vert that has run a 14.6 :)

- Justin
ok i guess your girl wins, but i still wanna see two girls going at it! :nod:

[turbo96z28]

JM has a V6 vert that is all stock as far as I know, and Karen (my gf) has an '04 GT 'vert that has run a 14.6 :)

- Justin


my girl has access to a blown 99 GT vert with 385hp at the wheels......



she wins :mrgreen:

[Tsar]

i smell threesome! :)

[79CamaroDiva]

****! Now i gotta go buy me a mustang.

[Tsar]

****! Now i gotta go buy me a mustang.
awwe melissa is feeling left out! :rofl:

[turbo96z28]

mmmmmmmmmmmm...................foursome

[WayFast84]

and dont forget when the girl im diggin turns 18!! LOL

[Brando56894]

...but i still wanna see two girls going at it! :nod:

:werd:

blown 99 GT vert with 385hp at the wheels......

:drool:

leave it to justin to make this thread turn from relationship advice to cars :lol: