OMGWTF!? sperm is a gift?

[79CamaroDiva]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/

woman has some serious issues.

[BigAls87Z28]

As a co-founding member of OMGWTF BBQ Sauce Co., Id like for you to edit the topic of this thread. If you werent related....

[Rich189]

that lady has some issues.... and i feel bad for the kid

[NJSPEEDER]

:rofl:

[SteveR]

Whoa. That's a level of psycho that I don't even want to think about. That's shovel and garbage bag psycho.

[79CamaroDiva]

yeah... so next time you guys give some nice lady a 'gift,' make sure you know where it ALL goes.

[Tsar]

damn that lady has issues....there's only one place where that "gift" should've went and its down the throat...

[Koll]

"weaksauce"

[Tru2Chevy]

Wow....talk about crazy.

“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”

Who does that? That's just a messed up thing to say.....

- Justin

[Dark_Knight7096]

I'm sorry, but she'd have to be shot, it'd be a homicide-suicide on my part. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! I can understand not being able to claim theft or something but seriously, HE'S BEING FORCED TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT??!!?? I could see if they actually had sex and a child resulted but she went down on him, saved the man sauce and used it later to get herself pregnant?? He shouldn't be responsable for a dime of that, i'm sorry but that's my thinking, if any of you disagree that's fine i respect that, but this chick is crazy no matter how you look at it.

"imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionall damaged by your birth." Imagine how that child will feel when he asks mommy where babies come from, "well son a man and a woman meet, go out, the woman goes down on the man, saves his load, puts it inside her at a later time when the man is not around, babies are born, and then five years later you get to milk the guy for everything he's worth, K now go play with your friends!!"

[its Jeanne-Marie]

why could i see something like this happening on judge joe brown?


“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”



mmhmmm i decided i'd like my jizz back now. you put it WHERE?!?


next time if you get a "delivery" like that, get the title signed so you know it's yours.

[JL8Jeff]

The child support thing is ridiculous. Definitley a messed up scenario and I feel sorry for the kid based on what mom did and what dad said.

[V]

hahah thats f'in great lol. i know a few girls that would think like that. In regards to that case, ok so he cant file a theft claim for being emotionally damaged and crap, but the child support? come on thats insane. Im sure this case will be followed up with more legal action maybe something along the lines saying that he never consented to actual intercourse. im sure he wont have to pay child support for long, some good attorney will get wind of this and find a loophole.

[WayFast84]

ok thats f**ked up!! and some thing that would happen to me............

[Brando56894]

i read this awhile ago and posted it somewhere, idk if it was here or at another board i used to go to. and yea that womans ****ed up...

[enRo]

K... now when kids in school call him a test tube baby, hes gonna take it seriously!

That woman has serious issues.

[turbo96z28]

ok thats f**ked up!! and some thing that would happen to me............


ok....i have to ask......why do you think that would happen to you?????

[Tsar]

K... now when kids in school call him a test tube baby, hes gonna take it seriously!

That woman has serious issues.
test tube? more like "your mom spit you out of her mouth and then rubbed it all over her cooter" baby :rofl:

[WayFast84]

ok....i have to ask......why do you think that would happen to you?????
Because only this kind of stuff happens to kids like me example A. my ex dumped me 3 days after we started to go out because she thought she was pregnant....(wasnt) now she is...

[Tsar]

Because only this kind of stuff happens to kids like me example A. my ex dumped me 3 days after we started to go out because she thought she was pregnant....(wasnt) now she is...
girlfriend after 3 days? WHOA, something here doesnt sound right.

[WayFast84]

girlfriend after 3 days? WHOA, something here doesnt sound right.
NO NO im telling the truth we started to go out on a friday.. then on a monday...........

[camaro2you]

damn thats just f****d up.

[turbo96z28]

NO NO im telling the truth we started to go out on a friday.. then on a monday...........


did you guys even.......you know............

[WayFast84]

ill my space yah the answer...

Edit

No

[camaro2you]

ill my space yah the answer...

lol i think i want this one sent to me to haha.

[Tsar]

NO NO im telling the truth we started to go out on a friday.. then on a monday...........
dude after 3 days u call some girl your girlfriend? not to be a dick, like i usually am, but girls that ive meet during spring break spent more time in my room then that, and i still dont call them my gf's. Maybe im just weird...

[WayFast84]

dude after 3 days u call some girl your girlfriend? not to be a dick, like i usually am, but girls that ive meet during spring break spent more time in my room then that, and i still dont call them my gf's. Maybe im just weird...
no we were talking for a while...we were freinds and the works yah know?

[Tsar]

did you guys even.......you know............
dude you are talking about child pornography here! STOP IT ! :laugh:

[turbo96z28]

ill my space yah the answer...

Edit

No

so she broke up with you because she thought she was knocked up by someone else??????

and now she is knocked up????????

wow, hs has changed alot since i went.......

[Tsar]

so she broke up with you because she thought she was knocked up by someone else??????

and now she is knocked up????????

wow, hs has changed alot since i went.......
eww a 14 year old getting knocked up? i wouldnt even touch it, i mean arent they still flat chested and flat assed at that age? :???:

[WayFast84]

lol ok if you your gonna talk about it go to the aim chat NJFBOA lol im there all by myself...and shes 16

[turbo96z28]

eww a 14 year old getting knocked up? i wouldnt even touch it, i mean arent they still flat chested and flat assed at that age? :???:


wayfast said dhe was 16....

16 was a good age to most girls in hs.

[Tsar]

wayfast said dhe was 16....

16 was a good age to most girls in hs.
ohh i thought we were talking about 14 year old doing it....*shovers down my spine*

[jrsfast84]

eww a 14 year old getting knocked up? i wouldnt even touch it, i mean arent they still flat chested and flat assed at that age? :???:
So, the chick in your avatar is only 15 yrs. old?????, this is 2006' JR.

[Ian]

My friend anthony was born when his mom was only 15/16 and his mom was really hot! just my 2 cents.

[SteveR]

why do I feel like the cops are watching this thread :lol:

[Brando56894]

eww a 14 year old getting knocked up? i wouldnt even touch it, i mean arent they still flat chested and flat assed at that age? :???:

actually in this day and age most of them arent, believe it or not....

[saint]

i hope you all have learned a valuble lesson.

always hold their nose and tell them to swallow. otherwise in 5 years youll be a babys daddy and owe child support.

that is all.

[79CamaroDiva]

actually in this day and age most of them arent, believe it or not....

yeah, tell me about it.. my little cousin is 9, oh boy i can't wait til she turns 12 or 13. ugh.

[Tru2Chevy]

yeah, tell me about it.. my little cousin is 9, oh boy i can't wait til she turns 12 or 13. ugh.

I have a skinny blonde 11 1/2 year old sister who loves fast cars. Tell me how much I am not l am not looking forward to the next ten years.

- Justin

[WayFast84]

I have a skinny blonde 11 1/2 year old sister who loves fast cars. Tell me how much I am not l am not looking forward to the next ten years.

- Justin
One word...:owned:......Just make sure the dude drives a vette or a fbody...possibly 09 camaro at that point....lol

[79CamaroDiva]

One word...:owned:......Just make sure the dude drives a vette or a fbody...possibly 09 camaro at that point....lol

well, you're only 2-3 years older than her... start savin up buddy ;)

[Tsar]

are we talking about 14 year old hitting on an 11 year old? damn....its just getting wrongER!!!

[79CamaroDiva]

by the time he gets the camaro.. they should be 17 and 14 or so..

[Tsar]

by the time he gets the camaro.. they should be 17 and 14 or so..
yea she'll still be 14! jsut wrong in my opinion, but i guess as the saying goes: if there's grass on the field;play ball and if there's not.... well i think you know the rest :nod:

[79CamaroDiva]

ya know, i dont remember back to being 14... but i do know my ex's sister was dating an 18 year old when she was 14. She didn't look 14.

[Tsar]

ya know, i dont remember back to being 14... but i do know my ex's sister was dating an 18 year old when she was 14. She didn't look 14.
well thats just wrong, IMO of course. If some 15 year old chick came up to me i'd prolly tell her to go F herself. i mean after u get older the age difference doesnt seem to be any important but when you talking about 18 & 14 its just weird....maybe its just me i dunno

[79CamaroDiva]

well thats just wrong, IMO of course. If some 15 year old chick came up to me i'd prolly tell her to go F herself. i mean after u get older the age difference doesnt seem to be any important but when you talking about 18 & 14 its just weird....maybe its just me i dunno

maybe its cause you're russian

[Tsar]

maybe its cause you're russian
alright let me go sleep with some 15 year old chicks, ill report back on tuesday :D

[WayFast84]

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! lol I was saying that hes gonna be owned in a few years.......plus she likes fast cars......

[79CamaroDiva]

haha, i know what you were saying.. i was simply suggesting an alternative...

[jims69camaro]

i don't like the wording:

[a gift is] an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee.

so if some chick gives me crabs i should say thank you for the gift? this is wrong, A) to B) - i mean, we all know the chick was a lying manipulative capital C-word, why doesn't the court see it that way? i understand the child support thing, the only thing that has to be proved there is paternity and once the test came back positive that dude was effed for the next 18 years. yeah, given the cirCUMstances (sorry, couldn't resist) a court should be able to get him out of that and get what he's already paid refunded. man, what a waste of space this gaping, festering slam-hole is. what will women think up next?

[Brando56894]

well thats just wrong, IMO of course. If some 15 year old chick came up to me i'd prolly tell her to go F herself. i mean after u get older the age difference doesnt seem to be any important but when you talking about 18 & 14 its just weird....maybe its just me i dunno

i dont think its wrong, my best friends across the street from me always get on me about that. they say that theres the 2year rule (which only applies if theyre younger then you) that if the chick is 1 or 2 years younger then you its cool but if its more then that is wrong. hell if i liked the girl enough i would go out with her if she was 15. all this prolly stems from the fact that my mom and dad are 7 years apart...

[Ian]

I hate it when I go to a show and I'm looking around at all the hot chicks, then when we go outside to leave, they're all calling their mom's to come pick them up. :shock:

[Brando56894]

:funny: ...but true. whenever me and my friends go to the beach were like damn shes hot, and she looks like shes 19 or 20 and shes like 16. then we see a girl that looks like shes 16 and is like 23...

[WayFast84]

I guess thats why people like milfs... they know their legal.......

[SteveR]

I hate it when I go to a show and I'm looking around at all the hot chicks, then when we go outside to leave, they're all calling their mom's to come pick them up. :shock:

you're doing it all wrong, offer them a ride :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

you're doing it all wrong, offer them a ride :lol:

:rofl:

Then say "Welcome.... to the BangJeep."

[turbo96z28]

you're doing it all wrong, offer them a ride

Steve = :wavey:

girl = :wavey:

Steve = :flower:

girl = :D

Steve = :drive:

[turbo96z28]

girl = :-?

Steve = :naughty:

girl = :|

Steve = :kiss:

girl = :help:

[turbo96z28]

Steve = :banana:

girl = :omg: :nutkick:

Steve = :shrug: :playboy:

[BigAls87Z28]

Thats a good Similie story...

[SteveR]

:rofl: Thanks Billy, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time :lol:

[79CamaroDiva]

Steve = :shrug: :playboy: + http://euphrates.wpunj.edu/students/demarckym/stevefriend.jpg

fixed ;)

[turbo96z28]

:funny:

[Savage_Messiah]

:rofl:

[Tru2Chevy]

:rofl:

Steve is a bad bad man....

- Justin