ANTI- Valentines

[Firebird67dude]

Alright. I HATE Valentines day. In my opinion it sucks ass. It sucks more than when GM got rid of the F-body. Aww. Lets send flower to someone. Aww. How GAY!! I'd rather have a steam roller run my body over and then have a dog pee on me.


GIRLS SUCK!!!!

[its Jeanne-Marie]

shut it tim

[Brando56894]

Alright. I HATE Valentines day. In my opinion it sucks ass. It sucks more than when GM got rid of the F-body. Aww. Lets send flower to someone. Aww. How GAY!! I'd rather have a steam roller run my body over and then have a dog pee on me.


GIRLS SUCK!!!!


agreed..

[Ian]

girls do suck....sometimes. but I bet if you had a wonderful girlfriend you would think about V day a little bit differently.

[BigAls87Z28]

I think this will be the first time in 7 years I wont have a Valentine. Kinda depressing.

[Ian]

I think this will be the first time in 7 years I wont have a Valentine. Kinda depressing.

hey, write a really depressing song about it and then sing it to yourself! sorry. :lol:

[Firebird67dude]

girls do suck....sometimes. but I bet if you had a wonderful girlfriend you would think about V day a little bit differently.


YOU kno wat.... If girls didnt SUCK i would have one.

[turbo96z28]

hey, write a really depressing song about it and then sing it to yourself! sorry. :lol:


but that would make him an EMO!!!!!!!!

[BigAls87Z28]

hey, write a really depressing song about it and then sing it to yourself! sorry. :lol:

*insert Simple Plan song here*

Now I need to grow my hair out, wear black, and put on girls pants so that they can exfoliate my area.

[Ian]

*insert Simple Plan song here*

Now I need to grow my hair out, wear black, and put on girls pants so that they can exfoliate my area.

:kneeslap:

[turbo96z28]

i sense the Emo song coming very soon...........

[Ian]

[saves the day]heart is on the floor, why dont you step on it[/saves the day]

[taking back sunday]the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd appologize for bleeding on your shirt[/taking back sunday] :lol:

[BigAls87Z28]

HOOWWWWWWWWWWW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[turbo96z28]

:kneeslap:


i can see it now....within the next 5 posts someone will post lyrics from The Used or Thursday.................

[its Jeanne-Marie]

who said this?

"it's gray, rain gray rain rain sleet, snow gray, then valentines day comes around and you look at your wrists and think 'hey maybe i should slit em, to see some color'"


this is what you emo people remind me of

[turbo96z28]

who said this?

"it's gray, rain gray rain rain sleet, snow gray, then valentines day comes around and you look at your wrists and think 'hey maybe i should slit em, to see some color'"


this is what you emo people remind me of

please let the record state that i AM NOT one of those emo people......

billy = hardcore kid :mrgreen:

[Savage_Messiah]

Okay... I have to disspell the emoness... 50 points to whoever can name the band :lol: think about the gayest goofiest dumbest metal bands ever... they will probably be on that list :lol: anyway.

Brothers I am calling from the valley of the kings
With nothing to atone
A dark march lies ahead, together we will ride
Like thunder from the sky
May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime
Hold your hammers high

Blood and death are waiting like a raven in the sky
I was born to die
Hear me while I live
As I look into your eyes
None shall hear a lie
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

My father was a wolf
I'm a kinsman of the slain
Sworn to rise again
I will bring salvation, punishment and pain
The hammer of hate is our faith
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill
Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill

Hail, Hail, Hail, Hail and Kill, Hail and Kill

[turbo96z28]

who is Man-O-War?

[BigAls87Z28]

bawahaha Lewis Black

And introducing...Emo the Puppet!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/BigAlZ/emothepuppet.jpg

[Savage_Messiah]

who is Man-O-War?

:lol:

got the anti-emo job done lol

[turbo96z28]

:rock:

[its Jeanne-Marie]

that is awful. and i thought tickle me elmo was scary enough

[Savage_Messiah]

I like a few of their songs... but every time I see a picture of them I wanna puke lol

[BigAls87Z28]

That is "Cut Me Emo"...buy them now, cause your kids are gunna want them come Xmas!! If you dont get them, they might go to there room and cry more!!

[Savage_Messiah]

OK, I must redeem myself for that manowar


So how's about the ****ing HAUNTED






Two and twenty for the hole in you.
A meat cleaver comb to run you through.
Lethal gas will make you cough.
A car crash scene to finish it off.

Pain!
True definition
Truth is pain
Truly addicted.

So don't you worry about your earthly rest,
I'll dig the ****ing hole myself.

Pain!
Truly addicted
Life is pain
I am addicted
to this pain

Hate song!...(I live to bury you)...

Stabbing and shooting and ripping the life out of you.
I get off and I wish that you could too!
Open chest tickle will quiver your bones.
Just lay back and chill. 'cos I run this show.

Pain!
Truly addicted
Life is pain
Life is infected
by this pain......

Hate song!...(I live to bury you)...

There's no need to explain,
you know who you are.
I deliver the pain,
I'm the baddest by far...

Die onehundredthousand times,
One million ways to...Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

Hate song!
Lifelong!
Hate song!

[turbo96z28]

name this song.....where's Ian, he might get this........


The tears suspend.
Smiles are not more than (empty love)
Locked doors can keep you alone
Forever paint words (from your lips) in a house that's no longer your home
Take the dreams I know (as my own) and it worsens weekends
Thanks again for my misery. And you run with fake friends
I'm sick of your sad songs and sing alongs.
I kind of like it when things are wrong.
Straight from left end,
They'll shout corrections,
And I'll decline, I'll decline
A source of comfort or some protection
And I'll decline
Smiles are not more than (empty love)
Locked doors can keep you alone
Forever paint words (from your lips) in a house that's no longer your home
Take the dreams I know (as my own) and it worsens weekends
Thanks again for my misery. And you run with fake friends
Straight from left end,
They'll shout corrections,
And I'll decline, I'll decline
A source of comfort or some protection
And I'll decline
In your throat
You will see
Surface relocated
Therapy.
All I taste of today
Is the shame (of) my whore prety
All I know are apologies
Do you feel the shame?

[turbo96z28]

and here's a sweet little number from the ohhhh so romantic GWAR!!!!!!


You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O"
and if I call you only say "goodbye".
Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry
Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you?
Are you all alone? If not, with who?
If you still had legs would you be walking out on me?
If I unlocked the chains would you stay?
My love is like your stench, it grows stronger everyday.
Will they ever stop talking about you and me?
Will they leave us alone and watch TV?
Mary Anne
Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye
Mary Anne
They say the world is ending. Yeah, tomorrow is doomsday.
That don't really matter to us, baby.
Our love has been so perfect since the day you passed away.
Your heart is cold when it's in my hand.
Is it wrong to love you, Mary Anne?

[Savage_Messiah]

I dunno but guess mine. Wait nevermind I told you already lol


I stab you in the face just to let the world know how I feel.
Can you sense my pain?
I am not scared to die, just biding time.
No escape from the raging fires.
I'll set this world alight
just for you.

Desire
Face death sublime.

My soul so dark and hollow.
Moulded by destructive hands.
Can you take the pain?
Bury you with your saviour.
Foetal pose in a pool of blood.
I'll set my world alight
just for you.

Desire
Face death sublime.
Fuel the fire.
One kill wonder.
One kill.
I feel the hatred rise within me.
Fulfil my need and watch you die.
Can you feel my pain? I guess you can -
Right up to the ****in' hilt.
Left behind for the world to know.
My Terror - Now the tide has turned
I said the tide has turned.

Desire
Face death sublime.
One kill wonder.
One kill

[Savage_Messiah]

Can you feel the pain I feel?
I've lost all sense of what is real
I'm lost, in a world I detest

Can you feel the pain I feel?
This wound I've got will never heal
I'm lost, in the serpents own nest

Oh - set me free - crucify life itself
And let your joy be the reality
Our suffering life - the dream

Pain, the highest order
Scorching the inside of my skin
Terminal spirit disease
An itch of thirst twisting my tortured nerves

Kill the worm that is depression
Join the leeches of oppression
Inpure - twisted - logic they die

Kill the worm that is depression
My fevered circle - circle of damnation
Consumed by this torment pivine

Terminal spirit disease
Terminal spirit disease

Your souls condemned to sing of life
Must die to be set free

[Savage_Messiah]

^ Billy you better know that one... and on that note I'm passing out. later all.

[turbo96z28]

like i wouldn't recognize At The Gates..........

you still haven't beatin the almighty GWAR................


maybe tomorrow i'll post up some Bleeding Through.....

[Savage_Messiah]

The Haunted > GWAR. At The Gates by far > GWAR.

[turbo96z28]

have you ever seen GWAR live???????

[PBodyGT87]

YOU kno wat.... If girls didnt SUCK i would have one.

More like, if you didn't have that attitude, you'd have one.

[SteveR]

How about some classic lyrics from one of life's all time 'entertainers'

I wanna f&*k myself
I.....
wanna f*&k myself
IIIIIIII
wannnnnaaaaaaaaa
f&*&*&*&*^%^&%%KKKKKK
myyyyyyyyyyy
seeeeeellffffF!!!!!!!!!!

or another one of his classics;

die when you die when you die when you die yer gonna DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[ar0ck]

HAHA! Finally I don't have to post this **** anymore! I couldn't be happier! Even if she is 140 miles away right now!

[PBodyGT87]

Al, are you bitter? Oh, I guess so. Cheer up champ. And the rest of you too.

[ar0ck]

Al, are you bitter? Oh, I guess so. Cheer up champ. And the rest of you too.

"Cold as Ice"

[WayFast84]

Another year Ill be single for valantines day....errrrrrrr...and the girl wit the 05 or 06 mustang with the stick..wasnt there tonight like she said she would be......

[NJSPEEDER]

have you ever seen GWAR live???????

only about a dozen times. greatest/funniest **** ever. their halloween shows are some of the best concerts i have ever seen in my life.

p.s. it is more about your attitude than any womans that will leave you single. be confident in yoruself and honest and you will find someone to be with.

[turbo96z28]

only about a dozen times. greatest/funniest **** ever. their halloween shows are some of the best concerts i have ever seen in my life.


i'll let you know next time they hit Sayreville 8)

[BonzoHansen]

There is no better, angry 'I hate my girlfriend' than Type O Negative.

Here are some valentine card ideas:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/EP-9026.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/EatMe3.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/54_2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/Whocares160w.jpg

[79CamaroDiva]

There is no better, angry 'I hate my girlfriend' than Type O Negative.



type o is f*ckin awesome! but yes, some of their lyrics are pretty 'i hate you bitch'

i'll help out in the lyrics, even though all you guys apparently hate me :(
:p

Trust and you'll be trusted
Says the liar to the fool
Lust and so what if you're busted?
In love and war there ain't no rules

Do you believe in forever?
I don't even believe in tomorrow
The only things that last forever
Are memories and sorrow

Out of sight out of mind
The motto of betrayal
The prophets preach to forgive and forget
I'm sorry, but I am unable

[b. coitus interruptus]

[c. I Know You're ****ing Someone Else]

You went to L'amour Saturday night
Red nails and lipstick dressed two sizes two tight
His tongue down your throat
His hand up your skirt
Yeah I'm a man
But it still hurts

Slut
Whore
****

I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)
I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)

You had **** on your mind
And cum on your breath
Inserted that diaphragm before you left
Practicing freelance gynecology
Where there's a womb there's a way
With you it's for free

Slut
Whore
****

I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)
I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)

Done it before
Time after time
Refused to learn your lesson
Gave 'til it hurt
Thought it was right
Only fools make mistakes twice

So you sit home
Drinking alone
Empty bottle in your hand
Don't even try
To sort out the lies
It's worse to try to understand

You
You make me hate myself

I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)
I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)
I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)
I know you're ****ing someone else
(He knows you're ****ing someone else)

I know
(He knows)
I said I know
(He said he knows)

I know
(He knows)

[Tsar]

this thread sucks, stop being such pussies...

[BMF]

i'm going to rent The Soprano's Season 3 for that day.

[JL8Jeff]

Enough with the songs already! All bogus holidays suck. They were created by Hallmark to sell stuff. Heck, I even hate birthdays. The only decent holiday would be St Patrick's Day, but that always turns into amatuer day with way too many bumbling, stumbling drunks who can't handle their alcohol. Bahh, holidays = :banghead:

[SSport]

Who gets their significatn other flowers for Valentine's Day?....I got mine drag radials.....FAR MORE ROMANTIC.....lol 8-)

[turbo96z28]

my girl was gonna get a Trick Flow intake for her Mustang, but she recently told me no parts for the car yet til she knows what she wants to use it for.


she got a Vermont Teddy Bear instead 8)

[Ian]

name this song.....where's Ian, he might get this........


The tears suspend.
Smiles are not more than (empty love)
Locked doors can keep you alone
Forever paint words (from your lips) in a house that's no longer your home
Take the dreams I know (as my own) and it worsens weekends
Thanks again for my misery. And you run with fake friends
I'm sick of your sad songs and sing alongs.
I kind of like it when things are wrong.
Straight from left end,
They'll shout corrections,
And I'll decline, I'll decline
A source of comfort or some protection
And I'll decline
Smiles are not more than (empty love)
Locked doors can keep you alone
Forever paint words (from your lips) in a house that's no longer your home
Take the dreams I know (as my own) and it worsens weekends
Thanks again for my misery. And you run with fake friends
Straight from left end,
They'll shout corrections,
And I'll decline, I'll decline
A source of comfort or some protection
And I'll decline
In your throat
You will see
Surface relocated
Therapy.
All I taste of today
Is the shame (of) my whore prety
All I know are apologies
Do you feel the shame?

from autumn to ashes 8)

[Firebird67dude]

WOW. Even closer to the suck day and now the ex. gf calls n starts harrasing me. I really hate girls!!! They suck. Calls to say my cars a p.o.s. and that im gay n a few other things. So how many of u nice ladies on here wanna come over n lay the beat down on her? Since i cant being that im a guy.

[Ian]

WOW. Even closer to the suck day and now the ex. gf calls n starts harrasing me. I really hate girls!!! They suck. Calls to say my cars a p.o.s. and that im gay n a few other things. So how many of u nice ladies on here wanna come over n lay the beat down on her? Since i cant being that im a guy.

just cause you're a guy doesnt mean you cant beat the **** outta that girl. Girls are always holding protests and lobbying to be treated as a man's equal, why not start by knocking them around a little :wink:













joking.......kinda..... :lol:

[turbo96z28]

from autumn to ashes 8)


and for winning our game.......i might just let you get a few runs in my Ranger when we go wheeling!!!!!

[PBodyGT87]

So how many of u nice ladies on here wanna come over n lay the beat down on her? Since i cant being that im a guy.


I'll do it.

[Tsar]

I'll do it.
PPV :lol:

[Firebird67dude]

I'll do it.

I'll probably take u up on that. MMM It was awesome tonight. Went to my buddy's house. Left the T/A there and took his civic out. Came back. I'd say there was atleast 3 gallons of milk on the car, eggs, and the 3 in. exhaust was plugged with this bigs ass oranges. I hate them!!!! Those bastards!!!

So as of right now I dont trust any thing that has a box and boobs. It'll take a lot for me to trust them again. :sad:

[Brando56894]

id seriously have to beat the **** outta her if she did that to my car...

[Firebird67dude]

See tho. Thats wat i get for trusting girls. N the one i do trust. IDK. It just hurts more. <<< I'm too much of a pussy.

[Ian]

and for winning our game.......i might just let you get a few runs in my Ranger when we go wheeling!!!!!


:w00t: !!!!!!1111!!!1!!1!!!one!!!11111!!!!!!!1!!1

[Ian]

I'll probably take u up on that. MMM It was awesome tonight. Went to my buddy's house. Left the T/A there and took his civic out. Came back. I'd say there was atleast 3 gallons of milk on the car, eggs, and the 3 in. exhaust was plugged with this bigs ass oranges. I hate them!!!! Those bastards!!!

So as of right now I dont trust any thing that has a box and boobs. It'll take a lot for me to trust them again. :sad:

thats messed up! NEVER EVER **** with someones car!

and you should reword that to "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!" :lol:

[Firebird67dude]

and you should reword that to "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!" :lol:


WOW. Thanx for the nasty picture n taste in my mouth. N its bleeds for 3 days not a week.

[Ian]

WOW. Thanx for the nasty picture n taste in my mouth. N its bleeds for 3 days not a week.

some girls only have it for a day, some have it as long as 5 or 6 days. depends on the girl. anyway, enough period talk, back to punching this girl in the face and making her swallow her teeth :twisted:

[Savage_Messiah]

I'll probably take u up on that. MMM It was awesome tonight. Went to my buddy's house. Left the T/A there and took his civic out. Came back. I'd say there was atleast 3 gallons of milk on the car, eggs, and the 3 in. exhaust was plugged with this bigs ass oranges. I hate them!!!! Those bastards!!!

So as of right now I dont trust any thing that has a box and boobs. It'll take a lot for me to trust them again. :sad:


That ****ing pisses me off, that ****ing bitch needs to learn a goddamn lesson, learn it soon, and learn it WELL. That goes beyond ****ed up, and if I was you I woulda gone to her place then and there and given her a good piece of my mind, and probably the back of my hand.

[Tru2Chevy]

That ****ing pisses me off, that ****ing bitch needs to learn a goddamn lesson, learn it soon, and learn it WELL. That goes beyond ****ed up, and if I was you I woulda gone to her place then and there and given her a good piece of my mind, and probably the back of my hand.

What would you do Kasey, give her a judo chop to the knee?

- Justin

[turbo96z28]

:funny:

[PBodyGT87]

I'll probably take u up on that. MMM It was awesome tonight. Went to my buddy's house. Left the T/A there and took his civic out. Came back. I'd say there was atleast 3 gallons of milk on the car, eggs, and the 3 in. exhaust was plugged with this bigs ass oranges. I hate them!!!! Those bastards!!!

So as of right now I dont trust any thing that has a box and boobs. It'll take a lot for me to trust them again. :sad:


Okay, I'm a girl here, and that's pretty messed up what she did to your car. But, since you probably shouldn't go deck her in the face, though she deserves it, maybe at least go an eye for eye. Find her car, egg it, milk it, bake a cake on it, whatever, and then PEE ON IT and let it freeze overnight. It's gonna be a cold weekend. Make sure to get it on the door handles.

[SteveR]

take a poop on her engine

[79CamaroDiva]

just take a piss in her gas tank. there's a reason men have the tools they do.

[Tsar]

i say replace her oil with corn syrup.....

[Firebird67dude]

I cant do anything to her car. Its a Pontiac. Atleast shes one of us. IO mean it really is a p.o.s. but still. Its alright. I know shes still going to be living at home by the time I'm a cop so, I'll be the reason she loses her D.L.

[Savage_Messiah]

I cant do anything to her car. Its a Pontiac. Atleast shes one of us. IO mean it really is a p.o.s. but still. Its alright.

**** THAT. It's not alright, man up and grow a set.

[Firebird67dude]

**** THAT. It's not alright, man up and grow a set.

The "Its alright" went with the next sentence. Ok. So seeing Kasey say that means he will beat anygirl he has a problem with in the legs being that he cant reach any higher. The dangerous gasses that emit from ppl. asses must be messing with her brain. It must suck that ur perfect height for it. LOL

[V]

girls have no reason for messing with anybodys car. i sorta delt with it ONCE. But it wasnt an evil thing, more joking around. my ex and her friends used to take trash from in front of peoples houses and put the crap on guys cars. one night i came home and there were couch cushions on my GTA and a wicker ceiling lap on the trunk of my caddy STS. well i knew who it was, went to her house, straight out told her it scratched my sts trunk lid and i suggest they didnt do it again or they be payign for a ****load of repairs. They continued doing it to my other friends but not me. In your case, you **** outta luck with that approach. catch them in the act and get proof and when she calls, just tell her to grow up, and hang up. Ive dated soem crazy girls, but i was always just a little bit crazier so i always won out in the end.

[WayFast84]

go to her car and put a banana in the tail pipe...thats it nothing else...

[SteveR]

go to her and put your banana in the tail pipe......

my girlfriend let me do that once...............

[SSport]

my girlfriend let me do that once...............

aww.....eww.....

[PBodyGT87]

my girlfriend let me do that once...............


TMI.............................................



......that was just wrong dude. Bleh.

[Firebird67dude]

WOW. did not need to know. Anyway. This damn girl keeps calling me saying 7 days till Valentines day
6....
5 days till....

Pissing me the **** off. I have know idea who it is either. I hate this holiday!!!!! If anybody even thinks of getting me candy im gunna run it over with the T/A.