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Tru2Chevy
02-20-2006, 10:23 AM
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you
will need to find out anyway!"

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded
room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your
Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

enRo
02-20-2006, 10:39 AM
:funny:

turbo96z28
02-20-2006, 11:51 AM
that's hilarious!!!!!!!!

NJSPEEDER
02-20-2006, 04:35 PM
haha

camaro2you
02-20-2006, 04:48 PM
lmao that was great

Brando56894
02-21-2006, 02:34 AM
booo hissss! justin=geek! :lol:

ProtekYoNutz
02-21-2006, 10:19 AM
haha thats a good one!! :lol:

Tsar
02-21-2006, 10:23 AM
my parents told me i came from space station?!

qwikz28
02-21-2006, 10:28 AM
insert floppy

Savage_Messiah
02-21-2006, 03:49 PM
Hah, Jake gets the floppy inserted... I knew it!!!

jake = floppy drive