So should I just put a bullseye on the roof of my car?

[JL8Jeff]

Dam birds seem to hit it every time! We got a parking lot full of cars and the birds continue to hit my car! :-x

[bad64chevelle]

its gotta be a Camaro thing...they hit the roof of mine ALLLLLLLLLL the time. Any other car in my driveway NEVER gets hit.

[Untamed]

Jeff, the Camaro is white so the birds think it's already covered. They were doing the polite thing and aiming for the only car in the lot they thought was already bombed. Damned decent of them if you ask me. :wink:

[deadtrend1]

I have the same problem at work. I was pissed to come out the door once to see 2 cars on my left had not dookie. Two cars on my right had no dookie either. Just my truck in that group was targeted with spots everywhere.

[Brando56894]

yea they seem to like my car too. right after i washed it one day cuz up at school it got **** all over, not even 2 minutes after i washed it the little bastards dropped another one on it!!! :evil:

i park my car out now and they dont seem to bother it

[Savage_Messiah]

Jeff... hugging the trees = hugging the birds, make up your mind... are you totally fine with them, or are you gonna gut those cats?? ;)

[ar0ck]

The birds like to poop on my QTP Logo on the hatch :lol: It must be a sign!

[BonzoHansen]

I'm getting a lot of use out of one Google search (http://www.heptune.com/poop.html) tonight.

Why is bird poop white?

Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it.