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Ian
05-23-2006, 05:25 PM
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness
and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many
talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Tequila®.

Tequila ® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing
or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker,
Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.











my mom sent that to me in an email :lol:

Tsar
05-23-2006, 05:36 PM
ohhh me like :lol:

Dark_Knight7096
05-23-2006, 07:01 PM
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2330/patronanejo1xq.jpg

PATRON Anejo: Does a body good!!!

Each bottle is hand made and individually numbered, I love this stuff, this is a GOOD sippin' Tequila right here!

Brando56894
05-23-2006, 09:32 PM
:rofl: thats great ian

qwikz28
05-23-2006, 10:46 PM
:banghead: why cant i order it from my pharmacie's wholesaler yet!

Ian
05-24-2006, 06:00 AM
try sams club or bj's :wink:

69RSZ
05-24-2006, 06:56 AM
Does it come with the worm in the bottle?

Tsar
05-24-2006, 10:10 AM
captain morgan ftw.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/Kingvitali/captainmorgan.jpg
:rofl:

TransAm619
05-24-2006, 11:29 AM
posing like the captain but i think your wearing a jack daniles shirt.... ehh..

-adam

Tsar
05-24-2006, 11:32 AM
posing like the captain but i think your wearing a jack daniles shirt.... ehh..

-adam
i dont discriminate, i drink them both! :lol:

TransAm619
05-24-2006, 11:39 AM
just checkin.. ;)

Tru2Chevy
05-24-2006, 01:50 PM
:rofl: That's a good one...

- Justin