View Full Version : Mailbox was raped!
12secondv6
05-25-2006, 08:01 AM
Damn it!
And I find her.... I'll kill her! Kill her DEAD!
So, genie was at home yesterday cooking up a storm.... someone came up onto our deck, knocked on the door and eventually went away.
Genie was at home alone so I would not expect her to answer the door.... we are still the damn newbie's in the neighborhood... and she didn't recognize this person so she did not answer the door.
She saw a Ford Explorer blue? sitting outside.....
Shortly after she noticed our mailbox knocked over... the lady took off.
So, I get home and investigate.
The wooden pole got snapped in half....the top half of the wood is all broken... and the metal mailbox is thinner than a frigin car magazine!!!!
Damn b*tch raped my mailbox!
There were lots of tail light bits all over the place....I picked up a cheesy replacement mailbox from home depot last night but now I'm pissed!
I'm gonna hunt her down.... skin her.... and mount her head above my fire place!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BTW, if she had hit the bird or 1 of the benz'es she would be dead and burried!
Edit: pics
http://www.bbbracing.com/genie/mailbox1.JPG
http://www.bbbracing.com/genie/mailbox2.JPG
HardcoreZ28
05-25-2006, 08:05 AM
I'm gonna guess the reason the person was knocking on the door might have been to tell you then accidently hit your mailbox.
12secondv6
05-25-2006, 08:20 AM
Most likely..... but she didn't leave any info and that pisses me off
LuvMyF8LWS6
05-25-2006, 08:36 AM
That's terrible! Hope you find that loser!
Savage_Messiah
05-25-2006, 09:20 AM
shame she didnt hit the nean :D
12secondv6
05-25-2006, 09:31 AM
shame she didnt hit the nean :D
Neon is at work!
SL550 is what I'm drivin now!
BonzoHansen
05-25-2006, 09:52 AM
Ha. Not what I thought this would be about. I thought maybe that robot that bangs cars & appliances in Robot Chicken got a mailbox!
BigAls87Z28
05-25-2006, 10:01 AM
I didnt know that they had an SL550 yet.
SL63 FTW. Either way, end her.
jims69camaro
05-25-2006, 10:34 AM
perfect excuse to throw a paint job on the new mailbox. get in some practice, and all, ya know? i have red and gold flames on my new 'box and except for not properly prepping the surface (no thinner) which made some areas bubble up slightly, it looks killer. certainly the best mailbox on street, if not the neighborhood. all of the car guys on my street have issued kudos, and i even caught the mailman checking it out the first day it was up.
only going halfway to try and let someone know you caused damage to their property is just as bad as not doing anything. why would she expect someone to be home (or, in this case, answer the door) ? and, still, not having spoke with someone should have prompted her to leave her info. half-assed people all over, i swear.
be on the lookout for that F*&$, though, especially with a female driver. tell her you have surveillance cameras on the property that got everything but her tag number... throw in catch phrases like "hit and run" and so on. if nothing else, throw the fear of god into her and get her to replace the mailbox. provided you can catch her, that is. she might avoid your street from now on...
12secondv6
05-25-2006, 05:17 PM
Oh, I'll take some pic's of what is left of my pancake... I mean mailbox.
And yes Al, MY 2007 is out... we have:
SL550
SL55
SL600
SL65
One more year for the SL63
Clutch Master
05-25-2006, 08:27 PM
i would have paid her to hit the firebird and knock it in the river!!!!!!!!!!!
BigAls87Z28
05-25-2006, 08:31 PM
Oh, I'll take some pic's of what is left of my pancake... I mean mailbox.
And yes Al, MY 2007 is out... we have:
SL550
SL55
SL600
SL65
One more year for the SL63
oh skeet skeet nice
12secondv6
05-25-2006, 10:16 PM
i would have paid her to hit the firebird and knock it in the river!!!!!!!!!!!
Go drive your car! Oh wait.... you can't ;)
12secondv6
05-28-2006, 10:27 AM
Pics added
misterjuice
05-28-2006, 12:43 PM
it was me that did it
12secondv6
05-29-2006, 03:25 PM
I'm gonna hunt down the person!
I saved the mail box.... if I ever see the truck again I'll sneak out there and put it behind their rear tire, sit back, and wait :)
firehawk1120
05-30-2006, 06:28 AM
LOL, you mean Genie wasn't prepared with the camera? Like every other time when you've either maimed yourself or just did something stupid so she can show us later to make fun of you about??
:)
ShitOnWheels
05-30-2006, 02:29 PM
LOL, you mean Genie wasn't prepared with the camera? Like every other time when you've either maimed yourself or just did something stupid so she can show us later to make fun of you about??
:)
We didn't have the camera. We left it at his dad's a couple weeks before. Otherwise it would have been done :)
12secondv6
06-01-2006, 02:25 PM
Damn right!
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