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12secondv6
06-15-2006, 09:20 AM
So, as you all know, genie and I live together. We are BY FAR the most accident prone people out there….. and we ARE TOGETHER!!!!! Scary huh?

Well, when we moved in together we had to dull all the sharp knives because I might hurt myself.

Well, now we have to either get rid of all forks in the house or put cork stoppers on all the ends of the forks in the house!!!!

Last night we went to my mom’s to celebrate my brother’s g/f’s b day. Mom decided to have fondu. Picture this….james and genie at a table with the following:
2 pots of near boiling oil
2 sets of open flames
1 was a sterno
1 was a combo of rubbing alcohol and something else flammable
and the forks to put the food on.

Well, you would think… open flames etc I would be hurt right??? Nope, it was genie. She was putting a piece of meat on one of the little forks….. the fork (after some pushing) eventually went all the way through the meat….. and into her hand..She jumped up and went to the kitchen….I took care of her…. Cleaned the hand, bandaged it, drugged her up w/ pain killers, yada yada yada.

Lucky for me I didn’t have to amputate her hand or arm…. I kinda like those parts of her still attached to her.

So, now her hand is wrapped up, she is going for a tetnus shot sometime today because she hasn’t had one in ages.

So…. The saga of the 2 most accident prone people lives on!

12secondv6
06-15-2006, 09:35 AM
She is ok BTW

Tru2Chevy
06-15-2006, 09:38 AM
Heh....only you two.

Glad to hear that George is ok :)

- Justin

foff667
06-15-2006, 09:41 AM
wow, you know you'd think it was just bad luck and at some point it would stop...you guys are proving you really are accident prone.

Savage_Messiah
06-15-2006, 10:59 AM
you guys need those big bubble things :lol:

Untamed
06-15-2006, 12:41 PM
Need those large sumo wrestling suits for padding, helmets and hockey gloves.

V
06-15-2006, 12:47 PM
...now only if kasey lived there as well... imagine... lol

Savage_Messiah
06-15-2006, 12:53 PM
:kneeslap:

enRo
06-15-2006, 01:59 PM
...now only if kasey lived there as well... imagine... lol

A Mobile End table?? :scratch:

Savage_Messiah
06-15-2006, 03:17 PM
accident prone + accident prone + lepradoo = baaaaaaad

NJSPEEDER
06-15-2006, 04:05 PM
like i jsut told genie. when i hit the lotto i am buying you two a house in nerf world where you will be safe. everything soft foam and no open flames or shapr edges to worry about.

jola
06-15-2006, 05:06 PM
that is a sad story.

Brando56894
06-15-2006, 09:27 PM
...now only if kasey lived there as well... imagine... lol

:lol:

A Mobile End table?? :scratch:

:rofl: :rofl:


that must of been one sharp ass fork or she was pushing the meat really hard :lol: good job at not setting yourself on fire james :D

V
06-15-2006, 11:34 PM
fondu forks are pretty sharp and they usually have a type of "hook" at the 2 tips.

ryanfx
06-15-2006, 11:39 PM
what happened to the meat?

Squirrel
06-15-2006, 11:50 PM
Lucky for me I didn’t have to amputate her hand or arm…. I kinda like those parts of her still attached to her.
BJ'sFTW

firehawk1120
06-16-2006, 12:29 AM
Bwahahahahahaha, oh dear god. Now I need to think really really hard about a gift for her.... :D

what to get, what to get????


Maybe a pair of medeival gauntlets made of steel. LMAO that would be great.