Somebody give me a shotgun

[Savage_Messiah]

So earlier this week a bird crapped on my hood, then another did a few days later, then today one got the windshield. I said ok, I'll wash it, hasn't been washed since school ended.

I wash it twice over, wax it, and buff out the wax. As soon as im done buffing i look... 3 birds got the windshield and 1 got the passenger side window.

If anyone wants to shoot birds you're more than welcome to come to my house.

[GP99GT]

baaahahahhahhaa

[98tadriver]

THEY GOT BIRD FLU ON YOUR CAR!!!!! YOURE INFECTED NOW WITH BIRD FLU!!!

[JPiZZiJP]

Maybe if you were taller **** like this wouldn't happen :P

[shane27]

sry i only have a sniper rifle

[NJSPEEDER]

damn dude, every lower mammals **** on your car. i always thought it was just us.
leperdoo = suxor

[Untamed]

Maybe park it somewhere else? :shrug:

[camaro2you]

cheap car cover?

[trashman01]

aint a shotgun bigger then him?

[BlackBADaSS02]

It always seems that birds **** on your car after you wash it.

[Brando56894]

yea it does, one **** INSIDE my car one time cuz i had the ttops off. a big white mess running down the drivers side of the console. i didnt notice till a few days later :rofl:

right after i washed my car one time one of those little bastards **** on it no more then a minute later!

[shane27]

**** birds
what do they really do anyway.

[Brando56894]

they dont do a damn thing except make noise and **** on your car right after youve washed it