Believe it or not!

[Dark_Knight7096]

Figured this was good for a laugh, and we think NJ is backwards state:

FLORIDA NEWS A news article from a Florida Newspaper:
When Nathan Radlich’s house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the LACE w:st="on">Fort LauderdaleLACE> police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."
Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars, "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
Well, the next morning the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes remaining, and there was this note which read, "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

[enRo]

Wow.... just wow LMAO

[project89]

bahahahahahahaha

[foff667]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Brando56894]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that one actually made me LOL

[camaro2you]

lmao, side note thats just wrong lol.

[unstable bob gable]

Geez...

[79CamaroDiva]

Wow.... just wow LMAO

x2.

[Savage_Messiah]

bwahahahahahahah

[ded71]

Some things just leave one at a loss for words.:confused:

[BlackBADaSS02]

:laugh: That was hilarious.

[Dark_Knight7096]

I'm trying to think what was going through the guys head. First off, there's a dead body on your porch, second off, half of your sisters remains were snorted by some guys tryin to get high, talk about a mind f**k and a half.

[Tru2Chevy]

Snopes strikes again: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.htm

It's only half true. The guys sister's ashes were taken, but the rest is made up. Still a funny story though.

- Justin

[Dark_Knight7096]

Darn that snopes, lol I did not know that but the half that is true is interesting, I gotta post the story I have of the kid who stole a skull to make a bong.

[V]

my mom was at the local DPW a few years back throwing away recycleables and she saw a nice glass vase there, so she brought it home, The next day I saw it on the table and asked her whey she had flowers in a bong on the dining room table. lol, now its just sitting on a shelf in the basement.

[Brando56894]

that reminds me of a scene from grandma's boy (if you havent seen it, get your ass to the video store and rent it!!)

even if that story is fake i think the best line is "sorry i snorted your sister" :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

i could tell it was fake but its still funny.

paul - :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tru2Chevy]

my mom was at the local DPW a few years back throwing away recycleables and she saw a nice glass vase there, so she brought it home, The next day I saw it on the table and asked her whey she had flowers in a bong on the dining room table. lol, now its just sitting on a shelf in the basement.

I hope you cleaned it well before deciding to keep it....

- Justin

[V]

lol yeah it was all clean when she found it, its clear glass so it looks commonplace with the other glass stuff downstairs, oh and besides, it looks like it was never completely finished.