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project89
07-16-2006, 12:01 AM
man was having such a good night.got the lm-1 wideband installed got the car running a tad better today.so me and the gf go out to see me u and depree.movie was pretty dam funny.anyways shes driving the rs when we leave and i tell her to take it easy.which she does till were out of the parking lot.once she gets onto rt 130 she starts crusing at about 65.so i tell her to slow down and watch the bumps/potholes in the road cause the one section is pretty ******.she slows down for about 30 seconds i look back over and shes upto 85.before i can say anything she hits a ****ign pothole,and bottoms the car out pretty good tearing the turbo to intercooler charge pipe.

dam women

the best part is she blames it on not being able to see over the cowl hood.the dam thing is only 2.5 inches high.even if it does block ur view a lil bit i cant see it blocking ur view of whats comming up ahead on the street.

women just dont pay attention when they drive

enRo
07-16-2006, 12:39 AM
*Waits for Liz, Genie, and Kel's comments* :lol:

What you need, is a factory turbo diesel pickup truck with a 10 inch lift.

project89
07-16-2006, 01:10 AM
*Waits for Liz, Genie, and Kel's comments* :lol:

What you need, is a factory turbo diesel pickup truck with a 10 inch lift.

what i need is a gf that pays attention to whats shes doing,and actually listens when i tell her something.its like the other night we goto 7/11 and they have thos elil concrete things in the parking spots.so i tell her not to pull to far over it.what does she do.sge pulls to far over hit smacking the intercooler luckily it didnt do any damage.and i wanted to drop the car 3/4 inch again.before it hard the turbo on it it was lowerd a bit and she hit the nose on everything.so thats deff out of the question now.it wouldnt be that bad if she actually paid attention but she dosent
im just glad that tongihts lil misshap didnt do more damage then it did.now tomorrow i get to sweat my ass off in the shop making a new pipe while she goes swimming in the pool :(. i should dag her ass to the shop tom and make her sit there

98tadriver
07-16-2006, 01:13 AM
eeeekkkk! girfriends are expensive too! costing u $$$ in damage!! damn women!!

88jerseyiroc
07-16-2006, 01:14 AM
here is a concept DONT LET HER DRIVE IT :)

1972LT1
07-16-2006, 01:35 AM
Your own stupidity for letting someone else drive your car!

project89
07-16-2006, 02:20 AM
umm its actually both of ours.our project car

NJSPEEDER
07-16-2006, 02:43 AM
simple solution, call her a "co-owner" of the project and call yourself the "driver". then don't let her behind the wheel

project89
07-16-2006, 02:55 AM
simple solution, call her a "co-owner" of the project and call yourself the "driver". then don't let her behind the wheel
lmao that just wont cut it.ive tried

jin1481
07-16-2006, 04:49 AM
tell her that her driving priveladges have been revoked...she gives you to much crap you got to decide man the car or the woman...

88jerseyiroc
07-16-2006, 08:55 AM
tell her that her driving priveladges have been revoked...she gives you to much crap you got to decide man the car or the woman...

I agree, if she cant give mutual respect for your car, what else wont she give respect for?

Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
simple solution, call her a "co-owner" of the project and call yourself the "driver". then don't let her behind the wheel
lmao that just wont cut it.ive tried

Man dont laugh because that is more disturbing that you realize. that is a bad sign for things to come IMHO.

maroman88
07-16-2006, 09:15 AM
well if its half her car then she should pay $ for the damage she does, even if your the one fixing it, write her up a bill lol

Rich189
07-16-2006, 10:24 AM
well if its half her car then she should pay $ for the damage she does, even if your the one fixing it, write her up a bill lol

well since u cant keep her from driving it id write her up a bill for other things besides money :wink: but i also agree with telling her since she keeps breaking **** she cant drive it for 2 weeks or something till she learns to pay attention

PBodyGT87
07-16-2006, 10:44 AM
Noah warned you...

I'm sorry your girlfriend can't drive. Sucks for you, I guess, don't let her behind the wheel. But that's certainly not my gender's fault. ;)

project89
07-16-2006, 10:53 AM
Noah warned you...

I'm sorry your girlfriend can't drive. Sucks for you, I guess, don't let her behind the wheel. But that's certainly not my gender's fault. ;)

its not that she cant drive.she is a dam good driver when she wants to be.theres times id have not a worry about sending her out on an auto x course with a car.its just that she dosent pay attention all the time.i cant take the car away from her.cause we just got rid of her other car so she has nothing to drive to work.
but i think u guys are right maybe i should let her take the car somewere and pay someone to fix it.instead of me fixing it for free this time.maybe then she will learn to pay attention all the time.

she knows what it takes to work on a car.she could build an engine on her own.and do matnience and **** on a car.i just dont think she has a concept of what **** costs when u break something.

even though since i do all the work at the shop pretty much for free i.e no labor,and i get parts dam cheap. it does get old to have to fix stuff that there is no reason to get damaged

Squirrel
07-16-2006, 12:43 PM
tell her shes been revoked (nice word jin) to permanent road head giver until shes better then take her over that same road and see how she likes it..GG

project89
07-16-2006, 12:48 PM
actually i think i just found the solution.

just found another 89 rs for sale cheap that im prolyl going to buy.let her drive that for a while and if she dont **** it up ill throw a turbo on that for her.

shane27
07-16-2006, 01:13 PM
at least she didnt over rev your engine and bend your valves leaving u without a car and dumping 300 bucks down the drain and didnt pay you anything cuz shes a ****ing douchebag and when u see her at parties she tries to act like shes you friend but you really want to punch her in the face and steal her money that she owes to you

enRo
07-16-2006, 03:24 PM
Tell her shes a n00b :lol:

98tadriver
07-16-2006, 04:28 PM
by no means am i saying all female drivers are bad, i just found this pic and got a good kick out of it

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/98tadriver/lmao.jpg

project89
07-16-2006, 06:24 PM
lol

BonzoHansen
07-16-2006, 08:46 PM
89 rs
TURBO-Intercooled V6 ITS BACK IN THE GARAGE- And am I Ever pIssed and soon to be single! :laugh:

Brando56894
07-17-2006, 02:31 AM
Noah warned you...

I'm sorry your girlfriend can't drive. Sucks for you, I guess, don't let her behind the wheel. But that's certainly not my gender's fault. ;)

:stupid:

your the one that let her drive it...

its Jeanne-Marie
07-17-2006, 09:09 AM
stop whining, and tell her she can't drive it till she doesn't act like a momo. personally i'd probably punch her in the face

88jerseyiroc
07-17-2006, 09:28 AM
its Jeanne-Marie wrote

stop whining, and tell her she can't drive it till she doesn't act like a momo. personally i'd probably punch her in the face


:owned:

LuvMyF8LWS6
07-17-2006, 09:31 AM
women just dont pay attention when they drive

Hey, watch it!! My man has a real fast car, and he'll tell you I'm one of the best drivers out there. It's just some people lose their head, and get "lost in the moment". That really stinks what happened to your car, and I hope it gets better fast. But can yah blame her for just losing herself in the moment of speed, power, and freedom? lol

Tsar
07-17-2006, 10:46 AM
Hey, watch it!! My man has a real fast car, and he'll tell you I'm one of the best drivers out there. It's just some people lose their head, and get "lost in the moment". That really stinks what happened to your car, and I hope it gets better fast. But can yah blame her for just losing herself in the moment of speed, power, and freedom? lol
i guess that broad that BACKED INTO ME AT A GAS STATION was "in the moment" too.

LuvMyF8LWS6
07-17-2006, 10:57 AM
i guess that broad that BACKED INTO ME AT A GAS STATION was "in the moment" too.


Well that's just being stupid! Anyone can do that!

its Jeanne-Marie
07-17-2006, 05:00 PM
:owned:
i waved to your car the other day when i was leaving ted's house :)

ar0ck
07-17-2006, 05:56 PM
stop whining, and tell her she can't drive it till she doesn't act like a momo. personally i'd probably punch her in the face

JM tells it like it is!

project89
07-17-2006, 07:19 PM
haha i got a new one from her now.She asked me to set up the car so she can go drifting.Like seriously asked me to do it.what it would cost,what have to be done to the car.
of cours ei had to give her the swift and prompt answer of

NOT A ****ING CHANCE IN HELL.

Brando56894
07-17-2006, 07:34 PM
just tell her to drift it like it is and then watch her blow it up :lol:

98tadriver
07-17-2006, 07:39 PM
lol

project89
07-17-2006, 07:45 PM
just tell her to drift it like it is and then watch her blow it up :lol:
lol brando im trying to keep the engine in one peice till the nats in august.then i could car less if she blows it up,cause by then the new engine should be done,that is if they ever figure out the rules for the v6 power adder cars for the f-body series

Rob WS6
07-17-2006, 07:56 PM
Its not their fault women cant drive... genetics you know. But the ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO: A FEMALE - ASIAN - PA DRIVER. You see one of them, pull over, get outta the car, and run into the woods or any other shelter you can find. Quick.

Brando56894
07-17-2006, 08:13 PM
lol brando im trying to keep the engine in one peice till the nats in august.then i could car less if she blows it up,cause by then the new engine should be done,that is if they ever figure out the rules for the v6 power adder cars for the f-body series

who cares what she does with it, you have your beast to play with :lol:

project89
07-17-2006, 08:20 PM
the rs is like a new toy and its actually fun to drive. unlike the 87.the 86 is down an engine.and the 87 isnt fun to drive at all.i wont take that more then 25 miles from home.i only really ever take it out to the track to drive it.besides the night i went to goto the trucks and got tickets in it.ive got to put more of a street manered motor into the 87 before i can start driving it around again.lol i prolly havent put 3,000 miles on that car over the last year

Brando56894
07-17-2006, 08:21 PM
i see i see