NJSPEEDER
07-24-2006, 03:08 PM
today was my first day back from vacation. everything seemed pretty normal, the unreliable kid that they won't fire called out again, the lazy kid they won't fire sat around and didn't do ****, the department manager found someplace else in the building to be all day, so two of us got stuck with all the work. lik eisaid, it was a pretty normal day.
until..............some customer got on the overhead loud speakers and went completely off. it was f'ing hysterical. it started simple enough with a "attention lowes...." and then went way down hill. the guy seriously cursed for about 45seconds solid only dropping in a few non-vulgarities in the course of the rant. the grand finale' was announcing that everyone in lowes could suck his "big black dick"
it was classic, the managers were running around in a panic, most of the employees were about to piss themselves laughing, and of course, my receiving crew was the first group the managers called AND showed up to see who did it.
it is hard to look a pissed off manager in the face and not laugh when he is asking if you think "this kind of thing is appropriate". it was great. dudes face was brite red and you coudl tell he knew someone from corporate was gonna hear about this.
i can't wait until tomorrow when all the complaints from this little episode hit the 1-800 number. our district manager will prolly make it to the store in record time. lol
until..............some customer got on the overhead loud speakers and went completely off. it was f'ing hysterical. it started simple enough with a "attention lowes...." and then went way down hill. the guy seriously cursed for about 45seconds solid only dropping in a few non-vulgarities in the course of the rant. the grand finale' was announcing that everyone in lowes could suck his "big black dick"
it was classic, the managers were running around in a panic, most of the employees were about to piss themselves laughing, and of course, my receiving crew was the first group the managers called AND showed up to see who did it.
it is hard to look a pissed off manager in the face and not laugh when he is asking if you think "this kind of thing is appropriate". it was great. dudes face was brite red and you coudl tell he knew someone from corporate was gonna hear about this.
i can't wait until tomorrow when all the complaints from this little episode hit the 1-800 number. our district manager will prolly make it to the store in record time. lol