View Full Version : Karma strikes back!
This is a thread about a female so if you dont feel like reading it click backspace now.
So after years of ****ing girls over, it kinda cough up to me. Little background; i started my job and i was doing my orientation i saw this one cute chick so i went up to her, we talked alittle, we ate lunch and i asked her out. She said yes. Fast forward to tonight. I get back from work go to the gym, and come home. After laying on the couch for a little bit i decide to see what she's up to and maybe we can do something. So i pick up the cellie, and click her name:
Phone rings:
Vitali: Hey
Elicia: hey
V. : whats are you up to?
E. : I'm on my way home, to NY.
V. : ohh, when are you coming back?
E. : ...
V. : um..hello?
E. : yea, i dunno when im coming back
V. : what? are you going back for good?
E. : yea i'm probably just gonna stay there.
V. : ...
E. : ...
V. : ...
E. : are you there?
V. : yea, but i gotta go
E. : alright, well if i come back i know your number ill give u a call, bye.
V. : click
More background. Her family lives in upstate, like 5 hours away from north jersey and she moved here to her uncles house to get away from some problems, which i wont say what they were. lets just say it was complicated but we got along great cuz we could relate our ****ed up passed lives and the **** we went thru.
**** and just yesterday we were talking how she might come to the nats with me. wtf? :scratch: this is weird, and usually im the ******* who dumps the stupid bitch. sad to say this but i actually liked this one more then just a penis warmer...
I guess as my friend natalia said "that's karma for you, *******"
P.S. this is not a girl advice thread, i dont need it. i just posted this for amusement and to rant about useless stupid crap that doesnt usually bother me. Carry on
qwikz28
08-14-2006, 09:30 PM
awww... vitali is vulnerable :flower:
i'm sorry to hear that man, theres more fish in the sea i guess. you win some, you lose some
Maybe u can take that as a hint... the Russian must continue to spread his seed :lol:
baddest434
08-14-2006, 09:59 PM
Vitali: Hey
Elicia: hey
V. : whats are you up to?
E. : I'm on my way home, to NY.
V. : ohh, when are you coming back?
E. : ...
V. : um..hello?
E. : yea, i dunno when im coming back
V. : what? are you going back for good?
E. : yea i'm probably just gonna stay there.
V. : ...
E. : ...
V. : ...
E. : are you there?
V. : yea, but i gotta go
E. : alright, well if i come back i know your number ill give u a call, bye.
V. : click
/wrist...don't turn emo now:rofl:
sucks man maybe she'll come back and hook up with you.
edit: sorry forgot this:owned: the messiah reminded me v
Savage_Messiah
08-14-2006, 10:03 PM
:owned:
WayFast84
08-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Maybe she was an alien from outer space that recognized you from when you were in the space station??:shrug:
Savage_Messiah
08-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Maybe she was an alian from outer space that recognized you from when you were in the space station??:shrug:
i am so close to ignore listing you...
oh, and it's alien.
WayFast84
08-14-2006, 10:26 PM
i am so close to ignore listing you...
oh, and it's alien.
Who isnt?
BTW thanks for the spelling lesson
unstable bob gable
08-14-2006, 11:22 PM
Drink a lot of wodka n' it won't matter!
Rob WS6
08-14-2006, 11:51 PM
Thats what you get for treating girls like **** man. It always comes back one way or another. But Im sure this wont change ya, if anything Im guessing itll make you treat them even worse eh?
Squirrel
08-15-2006, 12:35 AM
a lot of girls i showed interest in at school became shady out of the blue all the time, they would give me stupid reasons why like, "im not a whore", "school is more important", "stop ****ing my roommate"
Rob WS6
08-15-2006, 12:39 AM
they would give me stupid reasons why like, "im not a whore", "school is more important", "stop ****ing my roommate"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Tru2Chevy
08-15-2006, 01:09 PM
"stop ****ing my roommate"
Can't imagine why that would upset 'em man....
- Justin
su_maverick
08-15-2006, 01:24 PM
college was dangerous because of dorms. Put alot of girls cramped up in one building and let the rumor mill start
"stop ****ing my roomate"
"feel free to join at any time"
qwikz28
08-15-2006, 01:31 PM
Can't imagine why that would upset 'em man....
- Justin
i can... they are selfish bitches.
79CamaroDiva
08-15-2006, 03:33 PM
this is weird, and usually im the ******* who dumps the stupid bitch. sad to say this but i actually liked this one more then just a penis warmer...
i hate to believe there's more guys out there like you. worse yet, i hate to believe that im actually friends with you :lol:
awww... vitali is vulnerable :flower:
i'm sorry to hear that man, theres more fish in the sea i guess. you win some, you lose some
nahh not vulnerable, i call it a moment of temprary weakness, thats all. Ohh and im very picky about the fish i eat. :wink:
Thats what you get for treating girls like **** man. It always comes back one way or another. But Im sure this wont change ya, if anything Im guessing itll make you treat them even worse eh?
Wrong, when i treat girls like ****, they love me for it, and some even still call me to this day at like 3am and annoy the **** outta me. It's the ones i actually care about that get away, and no i dont treat them like ****, i guess ill stick to my proven ways cuz that's what they seem to want.
i hate to believe there's more guys out there like you. worse yet, i hate to believe that im actually friends with you there're plenty of men like me...
Rob WS6
08-15-2006, 08:26 PM
Wrong, when i treat girls like ****, they love me for it, and some even still call me to this day at like 3am and annoy the **** outta me. It's the ones i actually care about that get away, and no i dont treat them like ****, i guess ill stick to my proven ways cuz that's what they seem to want.
Oh I know and they love it. Thats why I sometimes wish I could be like that, but its not me and I cant. Oh well, Im sure theres like 3 or 4 girls in the tri-state area that dont like ********. Maybe Ill find one some day! :rofl:
BigAls87Z28
08-15-2006, 09:05 PM
Oh I know and they love it. Thats why I sometimes wish I could be like that, but its not me and I cant. Oh well, Im sure theres like 3 or 4 girls in the tri-state area that dont like ********. Maybe Ill find one some day! :rofl:
QFT.
Nice Guy Crew checking in. If you find these magical girls, can you call me?
Rob WS6
08-15-2006, 09:44 PM
Yeah man... Im actually thinkging about starting an online registry for these rare types of girls... you know, like they do with RARE vintage cars... :lol:
stop turning my thread into mushy crap, go get laid.
Rob WS6
08-15-2006, 09:48 PM
We cant, you ******** are taking all the girls! :axe:
We cant, you ******** are taking all the girls! :axe:
hey i took a break and give you nice guys a chance, its not my fault that my nice break was rudely interupted.
qwikz28
08-15-2006, 09:50 PM
stop turning my thread into mushy crap, go get laid.
not to mention your the one that posted this story in need of a hug or something
not to mention your the one that posted this story in need of a hug or something
i wasnt looking for sympathy i was just sharing
qwikz28
08-15-2006, 09:56 PM
i wasnt looking for sympathy i was just sharing
no sharing... you were going emo on us. emoboy
no sharing... you were going emo on us. emoboy
me > you, go hug a tree
Savage_Messiah
08-15-2006, 10:00 PM
unable to be an ******* to girls I have any interest in... :wavey:
qwikz28
08-15-2006, 10:04 PM
me > you, go hug a tree
i'm a treehugger now? :scratch: i was just seizing the opportunity to make fun of you :)
i'm a treehugger now? :scratch: i was just seizing the opportunity to make fun of you :)
i know you were, but you were doing a poor job, at least if you gonna kick me while im down, do it so it counts!
qwikz28
08-15-2006, 10:07 PM
i know you were, but you were doing a poor job, at least if you gonna kick me while im down, do it so it counts!
but i felt bad trying to make you feel bad. i suck at being a jerk... teach me master! :lol:
but i felt bad trying to make you feel bad. i suck at being a jerk... teach me master! :lol:
i think its a god given talent, im not sure it can be tought.
trashman01
08-16-2006, 07:39 AM
tsar, guess she forgot to tell u bout the black dude shes ****in whos got a 7 million dollar a year contract in the NFL:lol:
that seriously sucks dude, but eh, go find some girl and stick it in her, u'll feel better:lol:
bad64chevelle
08-16-2006, 07:52 AM
but i felt bad trying to make you feel bad. i suck at being a jerk
:bs:
tsar, guess she forgot to tell u bout the black dude shes ****in whos got a 7 million dollar a year contract in the NFL:lol:
jake take lessons from this guy!
that seriously sucks dude, but eh, go find some girl and stick it in her, u'll feel better:lol:
:nod:
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