Who took off my clothes?

[Tsar]

wtf? who the hell took off my clothes last night!? you ********! sleeping on the bathroom floor was freezing in my boxers. :evil:




My mom just yellled at me for having a cut on my face.... good thing she cant see my hands, or my pants that are covered in blood :laugh:

[r0nin89]

O.o

[its Jeanne-Marie]

i dont know but i didnt know you puked in the kitchen assface!!! ted and matt are cleaning it right now. if i knew i woulda made you clean it this morning!! dammit russia

[BonzoHansen]

...you puked in the kitchen assface!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/Emos/puke.gif


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/Emos/310814.png



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GP99GT]

yeah douchebag, we cleaned it up, dont worry. you puked in a box next to the garbage can...instead of in the garbage can. assface

[Ian]

so how bad is the cut on your face?









assface!

[jimmyboy8301]

you can thank ME, for taking COMPLETE care of you miserable drunk ass for nearly 3 hours, and keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves. I took your clothes off bitch so you didn't sleep in puke covered clothing lol.

[BonzoHansen]

..keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves....Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.

[Tsar]

:lol: thanks jimmy




my shirt had no puke on it tho, and my pants were covered in mostly blood :lol:

[Tsar]

Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.
actually thats like the 3rd time we've met. i usually dont get violent unless something pisses me off before i drink, and there was something.

[Teds89IROC]

Did you eat steak before you came over? I almost threw up cleaning your throw up, assface

~Ted

[TransAm619]

best ****ing night ever.... except the ride home with the "incident"

but even still... JM... good god damn times

-j3w

[79CamaroDiva]

Do your clothes end up coming off at every party you go to?? This time wash your own damn clothes. Lol... blood is probably about as fun to get out as ketchup.

[BigAls87Z28]

Wow, you guys are good friends. That is the worst kind of drunk, obnoxious, beligerent ones.

Actualy, they call that being a Russian Assface, so its par for the course on Vitals's part.
As SOON as I saw the little green bottle with the deer head on it...I knew that Vitals was gunna end up drunk, bloody, and partialy naked.


To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on. I tried calling JM to see if everyone was awake and wanted to go get some breakfast, since you know....im still there....but no answer, so I went home and finished my nap.

[TransAm619]

yea me and kasey saw u sleeping wit the car on.. but didnt have the hear to wake u lol... plus we figured you get 4467504875mpg so it wouldnt be a problem. now thinking about it.. i shoulda stayed.. instead i gotta break out the compound/sandpaper and touchup paint

[Untamed]

To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on. I tried calling JM to see if everyone was awake and wanted to go get some breakfast, since you know....im still there....but no answer, so I went home and finished my nap.

Next time, please do someone's child / brother / father / wife a favor and don't get into the car in the first place. Whether you had a few beers or are just dead tired, find some floor space and enjoy a nap, ok?

Please, please, please do this next time. I don't think anyone wants to read your obituary... and the other people that went with you.

[enRo]

Did you eat steak before you came over? I almost threw up cleaning your throw up, assface

~Ted


Im positive that steak throwup wasnt mine in the kitchen :lol:

[GP99GT]

Im positive that steak throwup wasnt mine in the kitchen :lol:

i know it wasnt, cause i watched vitals stumble over to the garbage can....and puke next to it.

[BonzoHansen]

To add my funny story...I go out to my car to go home last night. I was is so so shape. I sat in my car, turned it on, put my head back and when I opened my eyes..........it was 8am and my car was still on....You know you can get a DWI like that?

[qwikz28]

actually thats like the 3rd time we've met. i usually dont get violent unless something pisses me off before i drink, and there was something.
i guess i pissed you off cause you hit me while i was babysitting you in JMs room

[unstable bob gable]

That drunk, crazy Russian should be deported to Siberia! :)

[Tsar]

i guess i pissed you off cause you hit me while i was babysitting you in JMs room
ehh wasnt you that pissed me off. sorry punching.

sorry to anyone who had to deal with my drunk ass.


Ian - cut isnt bad, its about 3/4 inch right on my eyebrow and there's bunch of skin missing from around it. its kinda hard to keep it open now that ive sobered up and what not. but cuz i treat my body as an amusement park everyday its not that bad and im used to it - falling out of a moving taxi cab was much worse...

[ar0ck]

Jesus, what a night :lol: Even though I left relativly early, still saw alot.

[Savage_Messiah]

Yea man, definately sorry to lepradoo you hardcore like that... good thing jimmy was there tho, cuz i heard there was a misunderstanding heh

Next time, please do someone's child / brother / father / wife a favor and don't get into the car in the first place. Whether you had a few beers or are just dead tired, find some floor space and enjoy a nap, ok?

Please, please, please do this next time. I don't think anyone wants to read your obituary... and the other people that went with you.
come on man, he was in the parking spot, his car never left "park."

[enRo]

come on man, he was in the parking spot, his car never left "park."

its still a dwi if he was "over the limit" ... if ur in the driver seat and keys in the ignition that is

[Savage_Messiah]

this is true but what i'm saying is it's not like he killed one last beer then went right home... he stayed in his car and slept it off

[qwikz28]

i think Al is sensable enough to know his limit. im sure if he was over the top he would know better then to drive. DUI FTL!

[JL8Jeff]

Yeah, but if you're in the car with the keys in the ignition you can get busted. Just don't do anything stupid or dangerous guys. If you're gonna drink a lot(which is typical with college people) plan on staying the night. And a violent drunk is no good either. :nono:

[BonzoHansen]

its still a dwi if he was "over the limit" ... if ur in the driver seat and keys in the ignition that is
Fuggin' A, the car was running, that is DUI. Probably very lucky a neighbor did not call to report a car running for 6 hours.

[Savage_Messiah]

neighbor? it's a college campus parking lot we're taking about

[enRo]

i think Al is sensable enough to know his limit. im sure if he was over the top he would know better then to drive. DUI FTL!

Yes. During my recovery effort, i offered Al the couch i was sleeping on. I think al was good to drive beer-wise, i dont think he was awake tho lol

[BonzoHansen]

neighbor? it's a college campus parking lot we're taking about
Whatever, you get the point. A campus cop, whomever. He's lucky no one saw him passed out in his car with it running. The point is if the keys are in the ignition, it constitutes DUI. You don't need to be moving.

[qwikz28]

its a DUI from a cops point of view. but we arent cops and we know he wasnt driving... therefor no DUI and no harm done. Al's smarter then that.

[Savage_Messiah]

yea me and kasey saw u sleeping wit the car on.. but didnt have the hear to wake u lol... plus we figured you get 4467504875mpg so it wouldnt be a problem. now thinking about it.. i shoulda stayed.. instead i gotta break out the compound/sandpaper and touchup paint

what the **** did you hit

[qwikz28]

yea me and kasey saw u sleeping wit the car on.. but didnt have the hear to wake u lol... plus we figured you get 4467504875mpg so it wouldnt be a problem. now thinking about it.. i shoulda stayed.. instead i gotta break out the compound/sandpaper and touchup paint
thats God punishing you for driving on teh Sabbath

[BonzoHansen]

its a DUI from a cops point of view. but we arent cops and we know he wasnt driving... therefor no DUI and no harm done. Al's smarter then that.
He is saying he isn't-because if he doesn't pass out, he was driving - he started the car. I'm saying he got lucky - first that he never actually hit the road, and second that no one noticed him passed out with the car running for many hours.

Sorry to sound like a kill-joy, but DUIs are no fun.

I'd rather make fun of the drunken, obnoxious Russian. :)

[qwikz28]

He is saying he isn't-because if he doesn't pass out, he was driving - he started the car. I'm saying he got lucky - first that he never actually hit the road, and second that no one noticed him passed out with the car running for many hours.

Sorry to sound like a kill-joy, but DUIs are no fun.

I'd rather make fun of the drunken, obnoxious Russian. :)
dont forget that Al lives more then an hour and a half away from JMs appt. im pretty sure if he was tired/drunk he wouldnt have attempted that. Al's smarter then that

[Savage_Messiah]

He is saying he isn't-because if he doesn't pass out, he was driving - he started the car.

It was freaking cold out!! and raining when i left

[BonzoHansen]

I hope so. He seems like a good guy, it would be nice to keep him around.

So, is Tsar drunk again tonight? :)

[qwikz28]

So, is Tsar drunk again tonight? :)
i hope not. for his own sake

[jimmyboy8301]

NOTHING HAPPENED WITH ANY DUI'S OR ANY OF THAT BS SO WHO CARES AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT. I almost **** myself last week but I didn't, so WHO CARES!!!

[Savage_Messiah]

well spoken

[BigAls87Z28]

Allllllright, yeah I was ok to drive beer wise, but I was tired. I cant belive I fell asleep so fast, but oh well.
Yeah, I know I risked a lot by even attempting, I should have just stayed. If anything, I would have been on the road for 10 mins and headed for my cousins house.

[Clutch Master]

all i have to say is that me and James went undefeated at beer pong at 3-0. I cant believe that old man made some of those shots in...lol

[Brando56894]

you can thank ME, for taking COMPLETE care of you miserable drunk ass for nearly 3 hours, and keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves. I took your clothes off bitch so you didn't sleep in puke covered clothing lol.

yea i remember i went into the bathroom and saw vitals all bloody and he looked like he wanted to kill me. then you were like "go away" :lol:

i know it wasnt, cause i watched vitals stumble over to the garbage can....and puke next to it.

:funny:


friday was defaintely a great ****en time

[Tru2Chevy]

you can thank ME, for taking COMPLETE care of you miserable drunk ass for nearly 3 hours, and keeping you from trying to hit everything in sight that moves. I took your clothes off bitch so you didn't sleep in puke covered clothing lol.

I have a picture that proves that you did more than just "take care of him" during that time....ewww. ;)

And Vitals - you are a mean drunk. I got pushed or hit by you more than once. Jerk :razz:

Good times. Pictures will be posted at some point tonight. I just have to sort through some of the more "interesting" ones.

- Justin

[12secondv6]

Damn kids.

And..... angry drunks suck.... sorry man.....I hope this was a one time occurance.

Beer Pong champion! Damn psycho hose beast pissed me off!