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johnjzjz
09-29-2006, 09:56 PM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the ******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Savage_Messiah
09-29-2006, 10:47 PM
:rofl: nice!

Ian
09-29-2006, 11:27 PM
I love it!

j0n
09-30-2006, 09:08 AM
:rofl: good stuff!

79dizZy28
09-30-2006, 02:07 PM
:kneeslap:

Brando56894
09-30-2006, 03:37 PM
i think ive seen that before, still pretty good though

NJSPEEDER
09-30-2006, 07:02 PM
lol, good one

79CamaroDiva
10-01-2006, 12:48 PM
hahaha, good **** john

BonzoHansen
10-01-2006, 02:08 PM
An oldie but still a good one!

Teds89IROC
10-01-2006, 02:48 PM
ahaha thats great!

~Ted

r0nin89
10-01-2006, 07:41 PM
Awsomeness

Tru2Chevy
10-02-2006, 01:25 PM
That's cool!

- Justin

Kojak
10-03-2006, 09:24 PM
THIS THREAD SUCKS...
20+8+9+19+20+8+18+5+1+4+19+21+3+11+19 = 185%
j/k
lol sorry it's pretty funny...

johnjzjz
10-04-2006, 06:53 AM
THIS THREAD SUCKS...
20+8+9+19+20+8+18+5+1+4+19+21+3+11+19 = 185%
j/k
lol sorry it's pretty funny...



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