BBQ/Bday Party

[Brando56894]

yea i figured id post this now to get the word out. My 21st Bday is the day before the BBQ, so i figured i'd have it then since im goin home the weekend before (tomorrow) and the weekend after. A gift of hard alcohol/beer would be greatly appriciated :lol: but then again we always have beer so i guess its no different. lets try and not make this one a sausage fest :mrgreen:

[GP99GT]

im gonna see if i can get thursday off so i can come down.

[enRo]

Negative. No sausagefest for me :lol:

[Savage_Messiah]

I will get your sorry ass back, guess thts gonna be a bbq./bday tradition?

[Brando56894]

FYI kasey it was mostly jimmy and mike and chris (idk why they felt they could get in on it, well chris was really ****ed up as you all saw, but mike is just an ass) i think i threw a total of 2 rubbers on you

[Savage_Messiah]

is mike the homo you cracked in the face?

[Brando56894]

yea thats him

[Savage_Messiah]

by the way buddy, you ever heard of "guilty by association?"

[Brando56894]

nah never heard of such a thing :rollseye: if you want revenge, get it on mike and if possible jimmy

[Tru2Chevy]

I'll prolly be there just to see who gets crap thrown on them next....

- Justin

[Brando56894]

*bump*

[slasherbarb]

i might actually be down for this one...we shall see...

[GP99GT]

hmmmm to take off thursday or not to take off...

[jimmyboy8301]

i'll be there

[Brando56894]

hmmmm to take off thursday or not to take off...

do it

[79CamaroDiva]

ill be there, but not staying excessively late this time...

[GP99GT]

to the mofuggin top. i took thursday off, i hope everyones ready to drink

btw, are we meeting at the trucks first, then going to brandos? or what

[Tru2Chevy]

I should be up there tonight....I'll see who else from the Ewing crew wants to head up with me.

- Justin

[Brando56894]

idk how much drinking ill be doing tonight i still feel like **** from drinking a handle of vodka and a bottle of jager in a few hours, ive barely eaten anything all day :?

[Tru2Chevy]

Bah...you'll have a few beers and be right back in the game.

Start warming up now :toast:

- Justin

[GP99GT]

idk how much drinking ill be doing tonight i still feel like **** from drinking a handle of vodka and a bottle of jager in a few hours, ive barely eaten anything all day :?

go eat and drink some water, take a nap, youll be ready for another night of binge drinking

also, whos up for a pulley party in the parking lot? my march underdrive pulleys came today. and nobody answered my question, is it trucks first then BBQ? or what

[CamaroGirlie]

I want the trucks!

[NJSPEEDER]

why not both again?
last time we went from the trucks to the brando's. anyone wanna meet at the trucks again, eat, then head to 90210wned's place?

[GP99GT]

im down for that...what time for trucks? should make it earlier than normal so we have more time to drink :lol:

9ish?

[Savage_Messiah]

Taking the pimpmobile, even tho I cruised rutgers a ouple hours ago :lol: looks like I shall return

Brandon, STFU, katie was worse than you last night from what I hear

[Knipps]

I know i'm a noob

but what/where is trucks?
not going.. but good to know right?

[CamaroGirlie]

Yea!!! Trucks!!!!

[CamaroGirlie]

I know i'm a noob

but what/where is trucks?
not going.. but good to know right?

The trucks are the "Grease Trucks" at Rutgers

[V]

i will be at brandons, but not sure of exact time

yeah, the trucks, are basically a parking lot right off college and hamilton and there are trucks that sell hot sandwiches and such, aka grease trucks

[slasherbarb]

so what time are we meeting at the trucks...

[qwikz28]

i'll be at brandos. i will be out before hand so i cant pick up food but i will throwdown for beer/food. someone please go get burgers/buns

[GP99GT]

be at the trucks at 9, we'll roll over to brandos around 10 i guess

[79CamaroDiva]

ill be at both. are we supposed to have better weather this time? that foreman grill makes me want to puke. brandon, what do you have food/beer wise? what do we need... you rreally need some better organization on this.

[GP99GT]

supposed to be clear tonight and tomorrow so if it rains ill be pissed. im leaving now to go to the trucks, casue i can only go about 50mph without 5th gear unless i want to keep the rpms around 4k :lol:

[Tru2Chevy]

Tim and I will be up there....i'm bringing a few 6 packs of Yuengling.

- Justin

[Brando56894]

Taking the pimpmobile, even tho I cruised rutgers a ouple hours ago :lol: looks like I shall return

Brandon, STFU, katie was worse than you last night from what I hear

thats debatable, also she started drinkin at like 9 or 10, i started at like 3

[Brando56894]

HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Brando56894]

<not brando...they are here all topless, even the guys, im scared....

[qwikz28]

your all a bunch of sick ****s

[CamaroGirlie]

I wanna go to a bbq, but Martin, Dark knight, won't let me.....

[Tsar]

I wanna go to a bbq, but Martin, Dark knight, won't let me.....
kick him in the testicles?

[Tru2Chevy]

I wanna go to a bbq, but Martin, Dark knight, won't let me.....

You have your own car, just show up. It's not like he can catch your or anything ;)

- Justin

[CamaroGirlie]

I feel bad kicking him in the testicles.....lol

You have your own car, just show up. It's not like he can catch your or anything ;)

- Justin
But justin, u are right haha

[HardcoreZ28]

How was it last night? Once again I couldn't make it because of welding class and other committments.

[79CamaroDiva]

How was it last night? Once again I couldn't make it because of welding class and other committments.

oh umm... you missed some shenannigans. ones that you may or may not have wanted to be there for. I left just as they were starting.

[qwikz28]

oh umm... you missed some shenannigans. ones that you may or may not have wanted to be there for. I left just as they were starting.
ditto... although i did get caught in some of the shenannigans but i had to leave. stupid exams :bang:

[GP99GT]

i have 5 words to describe last night: sauced, shirtless, tub, cheese nips.

i fell in the tub after i took a piss, and woke up on the couch covered in cheese nips...i think you can figure out the other 2

[Knipps]

:rofl:

[79CamaroDiva]

i have 5 words to describe last night: sauced, shirtless, tub, cheese nips.

i fell in the tub after i took a piss, and woke up on the couch covered in cheese nips...i think you can figure out the other 2

actually.. when you text me last night it was 'rauced' but i'll forgive you.

[CamaroGirlie]

I miss all the fun.......

[Brando56894]

i have 5 words to describe last night: sauced, shirtless, tub, cheese nips.

i fell in the tub after i took a piss, and woke up on the couch covered in cheese nips...i think you can figure out the other 2

:rofl:

so your the ass that spilled the cheese nips.... thanks for cleaning them up...

3 words: crazy drunken sluts

[GP99GT]

i didnt spill the cheese nips, someone poured half of them on me and then apparently put the box on the table and knocked it over

[Brando56894]

ok i figured it was mike, cuz he was the only other one awake

edit: im suprised, he actually helped me clean them up

[V]

wow...just wow...

i still have a bite mark on my arm when those two girls sat on top of me, but the one girl nibbling on my ear i didnt mind, haha.

[Savage_Messiah]

How was it last night? Once again I couldn't make it because of welding class and other committments.

It was wow. It was very, very wow.

[jimmyboy8301]

naked chicks, brando running after 2 girls in the parking lot with his **** out, beer throwing, kasey falling asleep on the bathroom floor of a rest- stop and calling me at 430am to ask me what to do when the troopers won't let him drive. the shenanigans never end up there.

[V]

ah so thats why i have a missed call from kasey at 4:30 am....

hahahaha

[Brando56894]

naked chicks, brando running after 2 girls in the parking lot with his **** out, beer throwing, kasey falling asleep on the bathroom floor of a rest- stop and calling me at 430am to ask me what to do when the troopers won't let him drive. the shenanigans never end up there.

correction: i didnt have it out when i was goin to see where they were goin

thats ****en hilarious that kasey passed out at a rest stop bathroom :rofl: :rofl:

[qwikz28]

i would just like to say kasey was ****ing hilarious last night.

[79CamaroDiva]

im not sure if i'm upset that i had to actually go home this week or not.....

[HardcoreZ28]

Dammit!! I need to just suck it up from now on and come out and be tired thursday at work.

[GP99GT]

kasey was pretty funny, yelling at mike and calling him a faggot and hes like "yeah i know im a scrawny little bitch"...we shouldve all just kicked his ass

[Brando56894]

im not sure if i'm upset that i had to actually go home this week or not.....

supposedly mike dumped cheese nips all over matt, even though he had his shoes off. i doubt matt would dump them on himself or all over the apartment, hes not jimmy :lol:

[GP99GT]

lol i was pretty drunk but i remember going to bed so id remember pouring cheese nips everywhere too...you should probably check in between your couch cushions too, theres probably a bunch in there. i did eat a few this morning though

[Brando56894]

i did eat a few this morning though

:funny:

good idea ill check there since i cleaned this whole place this afternoon

edit: suprisingly there was only one there

[79CamaroDiva]

your all a bunch of gay bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimmyboy8301]

that was me all you gay mother****ing bitches

[V]

haha brando fixed his sig...

[Tru2Chevy]

Ugh....those two girls were not attractive, and quite annoying to boot. Glad I left before they got naked.

Jimmy - you aren't allowed to invite them to any more club functions. :-P

- Justin

[Tsar]

eww ugly bitches were present?

[Brando56894]

they werent hot but they werent fugly, the hick chick was decent. the other chick looked better with her clothes on

haha brando fixed his sig...

yea i saw it and was like wtf?? then i remembered you cracking my password. if i didnt give you 6 outta the 8 you would of never gotten it

[Ian]

were they completely naked or just topless?

[V]

if i didnt give you 6 outta the 8 you would of never gotten it

lol true, or i could have just stolen the whole thing... :twisted:

[V]

were they completely naked or just topless?

just topless, with bras on most of that time, i wasnt inside when the bras came off for a short time

[Tsar]

just topless, with bras on most of that time, i wasnt inside when the bras came off for a short time
fat saggy boobs ftl...

[Savage_Messiah]

Ugh....those two girls were not attractive, and quite annoying to boot. Glad I left before they got naked.

Jimmy - you aren't allowed to invite them to any more club functions. :-P

- Justin

... both werent??.... **** i drank too much, but i guess its true that you cant drink them skinny :lol:

and yea the uhh ride home was interesting, I believe I had pretty much sobered up BUT the fact that i was working off 3 hours of sleep and had been up since 6 AM and driven nearly 300 miles, then went to work after that then out, took its toll as I pulled into the rest stop to take a nap in the car. But I went to the bathroom to take a piss, next thing i know its 4:20 AM and two troopers woke me up......

[Tsar]

... both werent??.... **** i drank too much, but i guess its true that you cant drink them skinny :lol:


its rule number 1!



whats did troopers say to you?

[Brando56894]

But I went to the bathroom to take a piss, next thing i know its 4:20 AM and two troopers woke me up......

wow :lol:

[Knipps]

But I went to the bathroom to take a piss, next thing i know its 4:20 AM and two troopers woke me up......

Oh damn...
I had the cops shine the light on me in the back of my caprice one time, but i wasn't alone... didn't move so they moved on... it was scary

[Savage_Messiah]

well i was so confused to wake up and see im on a bathroom floor and 2 cops were there that i had no idea what was going on lol... long story short they said to call my parents to pick me up, I said they can't because the other car has a broken tranny and cant go far. They said call a friend, or they can give me a ride home and charge me with DUI (One asked "how much did you have to drink," i didnt see a point in not being honest and said "a couple beers" but due to being dazed & confused from being woken up i prolly seemed sloshed), and said "then you'd pretty much be screwed." Tried calling Paul, called Jimmy but he was over an hour away, and while on the phone with him i heard one cop say to the other "we should probably let him get in his car" since it was freezing and i was shivering my ass off... they said "today's your lucky day, you can stay in your car and sleep it off just don't drive until daylight. Go park at the end of the lot by that white car... just don't hit it."

Tried to have jimmy call me and wake me up at 6:00 since my dad leaves for work at 6:30... wellll i wake up, its light out, it's 7:30 AM... told my dad on the way hoem i was falling asleep so pulled into the reststop to take a nap and had just woken up. Then took me an hour to get home thanks to rush hour traffic, and my back has been killing me all day due to the floor/car sleeping of last night.


And before anyone starts e-lecturing, lessons were DEFINATELY learned.

[Tsar]

well i was so confused to wake up and see im on a bathroom floor and 2 cops were there that i had no idea what was going on lol... long story short they said to call my parents to pick me up, I said they can't because the other car has a broken tranny and cant go far. They said call a friend, or they can give me a ride home and charge me with DUI (One asked "how much did you have to drink," i didnt see a point in not being honest and said "a couple beers" but due to being dazed & confused from being woken up i prolly seemed sloshed), and said "then you'd pretty much be screwed." Tried calling Paul, called Jimmy but he was over an hour away, and while on the phone with him i heard one cop say to the other "we should probably let him get in his car" since it was freezing and i was shivering my ass off... they said "today's your lucky day, you can stay in your car and sleep it off just don't drive until daylight. Go park at the end of the lot by that white car... just don't hit it."

Tried to have jimmy call me and wake me up at 6:00 since my dad leaves for work at 6:30... wellll i wake up, its light out, it's 7:30 AM... told my dad on the way hoem i was falling asleep so pulled into the reststop to take a nap and had just woken up. Then took me an hour to get home thanks to rush hour traffic, and my back has been killing me all day due to the floor/car sleeping of last night.


And before anyone starts e-lecturing, lessons were DEFINATELY learned.
damn. i got similar story only i wrecked a car and was let go... you got lucky congrats!

[Tru2Chevy]

Wow Kasey, talk about getting lucky. Good that you were honest, as most cops appreciate that. Honesty has gotten me out of more "situations" with cops than good stories have....

- Justin

[Savage_Messiah]

yea, plus tyhey prolly thought that i could say they made me sit outside in the cold wouldnt let me warm up i coulda gotten sick blah blah blah they beat me with the nightsticks ETC :rofl: