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johnjzjz

11-24-2006, 07:55 AM

Wedding Dresses

Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

foff667

11-24-2006, 08:14 AM

ouch

slasherbarb

11-24-2006, 08:53 AM

BOO YAH!!! :dancing:

baddest434

11-24-2006, 12:12 PM

:rofl: good one

79CamaroDiva

11-24-2006, 02:41 PM

:twak: :nutkick:

79dizZy28

11-24-2006, 06:42 PM

:lol:

Brando56894

11-24-2006, 06:50 PM

:rofl: :rofl: wow thats mean but hilarious

Fast92RS

11-24-2006, 08:48 PM

:rofl: :rofl:

camaro2you

11-25-2006, 12:51 PM

lmao.

GP99GT

11-25-2006, 01:16 PM

my fridge is silver...my oven is black.....my dishwasher is black

edit: i think i just came up with a new joke all on my own...think about it

Tsar

11-25-2006, 01:18 PM

my fridge is silver...my oven is black.....my dishwasher is black

edit: i think i just came up with a new joke all on my own...think about it
racist :lol:

Teds89IROC

11-25-2006, 04:04 PM

all my appliances are black :lol:

Squirrel

11-25-2006, 04:06 PM

the dresses should be white, cuz if they arent that means she was playing in someone elses kitchen before yours..

unstable bob gable

11-25-2006, 10:37 PM

This bride from Pennsyltucky is as pure as the driven slush!

http://worldoversea.com/albums/miscweb/Wedding.sized.jpg

johnjzjz

11-26-2006, 08:54 AM

hahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

Knipps

11-26-2006, 06:49 PM

:funny:

all my appliances are black :lol:
same.