View Full Version : I hate ricers
Jersey_TA
12-06-2006, 04:37 AM
Now before I get flamed lol...I have nothing against imports. Imports are tasteful and fast which I like. Ricers, we all know, are fart canned, stickers that add horsepower, 9 second dragster wings on an 18 second car, and old/busted.
Now that that's out of the way.
Begin rant...
I don't know what the heck is wrong with some people these days. I live on a main road and everytime I'm home all I hear atleast once an hour is some dumb*** racing his ricer off the stop sign and go blazing by my house. I have 3 performance cars in the driveway(2 WS6 Trans Ams, 1 C5 Vette), but I still don't understand why these guys think that beating the crap out of their cars going by my house is impressing anyone. Especially when my 2 roommates and I are outside BSing or working on the cars. Oooo there are some car guys outside; let me impress them with the worst sounding exhausts ever created that only makes babies cry lol. Everytime they do that when I'm outside I give them a friendly thumbs down. One of these days I'm installing retractable spike strips in front of my house and sitting outside to watch the show lol.
End rant
Ofcourse I do get the occassional nice sounding Import or muscle car that does the same thing, but it's ok when they do it ;)
armymp1983
12-06-2006, 07:14 AM
I have a blue c5 and a 99 Z28. On street parking. The ricers fly by and rev their fart cans to set off my alarms. I swear to god next time i will chase them down. Fuggin ridiculous. I get harrassed for a V8 musclecar being to loud but every dickhead with a honda has a fart can strapped to it.
curt86iroc
12-06-2006, 07:21 PM
lift the silverado 6", throw on some 35s, and drive straight up their hood.....
I love SFAs, hehehe.......
IROCZman15
12-06-2006, 09:46 PM
same thing happens by my house all the time.. we've got my 1987 IROC in the driveway, my brothers 1987 GTA trans am, and sometimes my brothers 1993 Trans Am in our driveway, people make the turn onto the street and nail it, lots of times its ricers, but sometimes its a tuned up turbo-diesel, or a fellow 4th gen fbody, or another thirdgen... my neighbors probably get pist, but hey, im not the one making the noise, untill one of our cars starts off to go chase 'em!!
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-07-2006, 09:56 AM
Hmmm...I know what u mean...good thing I dont have that problem at my house....live on a dead end, in atlantic city, with the cars in the garage!! lmao. Get urself a garage for ur festive cars...that'll solve that one :wink: I do like the spike strip idea though. he-he!! :lol:
armymp1983
12-07-2006, 10:27 AM
Hmmm...I know what u mean...good thing I dont have that problem at my house....live on a dead end, in atlantic city, with the cars in the garage!! lmao. Get urself a garage for ur festive cars...that'll solve that one :wink: I do like the spike strip idea though. he-he!! :lol:
Damn how many people are here from the AC? i was down there last weekend with my cousin. We usually are down there on the weekends. Have you seen a blue C5 Coupe with chrome z06"s.???
Rich189
12-07-2006, 04:46 PM
i have the same thing happen to me quite a bit.... but most of the time its trucks with exhaust so i dont mind
NJSPEEDER
12-07-2006, 05:52 PM
i used to have a problem with people flying down my street, then i got "2x4". it is about a 3ft long piece of old board with concrete chunks on it. if someone habitually flies down my street, i just wait til the next time i hear them coming, walk to the end of the driveway, and gently toss it in the street. as they run it over and it whacks a fender they usually stop, at whcih time i pull out my 2ft breaker bar and "calmly" explain to them that this is a residential area adn there are children around.
most have some stupid **** comment about me putting stuff in the road and how they are gonna sue, i just mention that if they had been going a reasonable speed they woudl ahve ben able to see and avoid any debris that happens to find it's way into the road. :D
SpeedMetalT/A
12-07-2006, 09:10 PM
Almost everytime I'm outside my house and a ricer drives by he'll try to take off right when he gets in front of my house,but the funny part is when they put the pedal to the floor they don't really go anywhere their car just sounds real loud and annoying.
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-07-2006, 09:14 PM
Hmmm...I know what u mean...good thing I dont have that problem at my house....live on a dead end, in atlantic city, with the cars in the garage!! lmao. Get urself a garage for ur festive cars...that'll solve that one :wink: I do like the spike strip idea though. he-he!! :lol:
Damn how many people are here from the AC? i was down there last weekend with my cousin. We usually are down there on the weekends. Have you seen a blue C5 Coupe with chrome z06"s.???
hmmm...that i have not seen around here- thats something that i would remember. lol. not to many fancy cars around here (except mine...which hides in the garage...) :lol:
Kid Racer
12-07-2006, 09:41 PM
yeah there r some people that do it out here by my house but we have more muscle cars around here so...it isnt too bad
Knipps
12-07-2006, 10:01 PM
Hmmm...I know what u mean...good thing I dont have that problem at my house....live on a dead end, in atlantic city, with the cars in the garage!! lmao. Get urself a garage for ur festive cars...that'll solve that one :wink: I do like the spike strip idea though. he-he!! :lol:
i live on a dead end back home
at school there's more rice than muscle but there's a Ram that sounds sick every once in a while
IROCdan330
12-07-2006, 10:43 PM
i used to have a problem with people flying down my street, then i got "2x4". it is about a 3ft long piece of old board with concrete chunks on it. if someone habitually flies down my street, i just wait til the next time i hear them coming, walk to the end of the driveway, and gently toss it in the street. as they run it over and it whacks a fender they usually stop, at whcih time i pull out my 2ft breaker bar and "calmly" explain to them that this is a residential area adn there are children around.
most have some stupid **** comment about me putting stuff in the road and how they are gonna sue, i just mention that if they had been going a reasonable speed they woudl ahve ben able to see and avoid any debris that happens to find it's way into the road. :D
geez tim...just try using a bowling ball...then you dont have to walk so far :mrgreen:
NP_00'T/A
12-08-2006, 12:37 AM
same thing happens by my house all the time.. we've got my 1987 IROC in the driveway, my brothers 1987 GTA trans am, and sometimes my brothers 1993 Trans Am in our driveway, people make the turn onto the street and nail it, lots of times its ricers, but sometimes its a tuned up turbo-diesel, or a fellow 4th gen fbody, or another thirdgen... my neighbors probably get pist, but hey, im not the one making the noise, untill one of our cars starts off to go chase 'em!!
Hmm I wonder who that is lol :)
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-08-2006, 08:01 AM
i used to have a problem with people flying down my street, then i got "2x4". it is about a 3ft long piece of old board with concrete chunks on it. if someone habitually flies down my street, i just wait til the next time i hear them coming, walk to the end of the driveway, and gently toss it in the street. as they run it over and it whacks a fender they usually stop, at whcih time i pull out my 2ft breaker bar and "calmly" explain to them that this is a residential area adn there are children around.
most have some stupid **** comment about me putting stuff in the road and how they are gonna sue, i just mention that if they had been going a reasonable speed they woudl ahve ben able to see and avoid any debris that happens to find it's way into the road. :D
geez tim...just try using a bowling ball...then you dont have to walk so far :mrgreen:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
sleeperMULLET
12-08-2006, 11:15 AM
I work at Firestone in Glassboro, and this kid came in with a newer riced out Eclipse and asked how long a oil change would take, we had about 10 cars already, so my manager said about 45mins, and the kid stormed out and when he pulled onto Delsea drive his fart can was so loud it was shaking the windows of the garage, it was the loudest ricer i have ever heard, but it was funny becasue he was going so slow, the sound and the speed just didn't match up.
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-08-2006, 11:47 AM
I work at Firestone in Glassboro, and this kid came in with a newer riced out Eclipse and asked how long a oil change would take, we had about 10 cars already, so my manager said about 45mins, and the kid stormed out and when he pulled onto Delsea drive his fart can was so loud it was shaking the windows of the garage, it was the loudest ricer i have ever heard, but it was funny becasue he was going so slow, the sound and the speed just didn't match up.
ROFL!! How long have u been at that firestone? i have the "in" at the one in turnersville :)
sleeperMULLET
12-08-2006, 01:41 PM
9 weeks now, i'm making good money too, its a fun job. you have the "in"? does that mean you know someone who works there?
Rob WS6
12-08-2006, 02:42 PM
Aw I dunno whats wrong with you guys, I love ricers! :D
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-08-2006, 04:34 PM
Aw I dunno whats wrong with you guys, I love ricers! :D
ROFL....Yeah I know....I saw you in action!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jersey_TA
12-09-2006, 12:22 AM
i used to have a problem with people flying down my street, then i got "2x4". it is about a 3ft long piece of old board with concrete chunks on it. if someone habitually flies down my street, i just wait til the next time i hear them coming, walk to the end of the driveway, and gently toss it in the street. as they run it over and it whacks a fender they usually stop, at whcih time i pull out my 2ft breaker bar and "calmly" explain to them that this is a residential area adn there are children around.
most have some stupid **** comment about me putting stuff in the road and how they are gonna sue, i just mention that if they had been going a reasonable speed they woudl ahve ben able to see and avoid any debris that happens to find it's way into the road. :D
hahahahahahaha
Jersey_TA
12-09-2006, 12:24 AM
i used to have a problem with people flying down my street, then i got "2x4". it is about a 3ft long piece of old board with concrete chunks on it. if someone habitually flies down my street, i just wait til the next time i hear them coming, walk to the end of the driveway, and gently toss it in the street. as they run it over and it whacks a fender they usually stop, at whcih time i pull out my 2ft breaker bar and "calmly" explain to them that this is a residential area adn there are children around.
most have some stupid **** comment about me putting stuff in the road and how they are gonna sue, i just mention that if they had been going a reasonable speed they woudl ahve ben able to see and avoid any debris that happens to find it's way into the road. :D
geez tim...just try using a bowling ball...then you dont have to walk so far :mrgreen:
DO IT!!!!! hahahahahaha
Jersey_TA
12-09-2006, 12:26 AM
Aw I dunno whats wrong with you guys, I love ricers! :D
Yeah we know. You made that abundantly clear at atco that one night LOL
"GET A REAL ****ING CAR"
1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-09-2006, 10:54 AM
Aw I dunno whats wrong with you guys, I love ricers! :D
Yeah we know. You made that abundantly clear at atco that one night LOL
"GET A REAL ****ING CAR"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Knipps
12-10-2006, 10:06 AM
Yeah we know. You made that abundantly clear at atco that one night LOL
"GET A REAL ****ING CAR"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
x2.
alamantia
12-19-2006, 05:11 PM
i like ricers, they give us a gaurenteed win at the track. Iused to have the same problem on weekends until my brother started working on his car in teh driveway...
IROCZman15
12-19-2006, 09:12 PM
^^^ wow, holy **** alamantia, where does he run that thing at? what does it run? it looks small tho, like a 4/5 car..??
NP00TA -- hahah yea, liek i said.. "a fellow fbody friend"..where have u been tho man? i havent seen u in like a month..?? swing by one weekend when im outside workin on the camaro.
alamantia
12-20-2006, 09:17 AM
we will be at Atco and Raceway next season. It ssupposed to be low 6's, ill be watching jealously in my 10 second Heavy eliminator 69
http://www.promodsource.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1961
Tru2Chevy
12-20-2006, 09:51 AM
That car looks very nice.....
Got any pics of yours?
- Justin
alamantia
12-20-2006, 11:33 AM
just a crappy picture of a picture from my phone, nothing digital...
76bumblbrally
12-22-2006, 04:19 PM
in my town we all hang out at a dunkin donuts right on the side of a 4 lane "highway" the retards with their 18 second subaru legacy wagons with fart cans try to make full pases until my friend pulls out and does one of these :mrgreen:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1494242083
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