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enRo
12-07-2006, 11:24 PM
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3159&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1/

I seriously rolled on my floor and laughed :rofl:

79CamaroDiva
12-07-2006, 11:49 PM
**** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman?

omfg, thats too funny. wow.

jimmyboy8301
12-08-2006, 12:15 AM
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded.........


i almost **** myself reading that, holy ****!

Brando56894
12-08-2006, 12:50 AM
that whole thing was pretty funny, almost unrealistic :lol:

Tru2Chevy
12-08-2006, 09:40 AM
Wow....that's special, even if he didn't write it:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/04/AR2006120401008.html

- Justin

maroman88
12-08-2006, 01:34 PM
OMG i had to stop readin half way thru so i could try and breath again while laughing and crying

Tsar
12-08-2006, 01:37 PM
:rofl:

baddest434
12-08-2006, 04:04 PM
great letter who ever wrote it
**** me sideways with a lunchbox:rofl:

BlackBADaSS02
12-08-2006, 05:23 PM
:rofl: :rofl: That was Hilarious:rofl: :rofl:

Frosty
12-08-2006, 06:11 PM
Stomach, pain...can't breath :lol:

Firehawk 526
12-08-2006, 09:51 PM
LMFAO.......Being a Redskin fan, I can appreciate this one!

(OMG, did I admit I am a Foreskin supporter)

Teds89IROC
12-08-2006, 11:14 PM
bwahahaha!

Rob WS6
12-08-2006, 11:57 PM
Has to be one of the funniest things Ive ever read... written by him or not, that was classic!