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Untamed
12-21-2006, 08:41 AM
You just can't make this **** up.

- Dave

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html

Man who had relations with Animal carcass must stand trial
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1122061inside1.jpg NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html) filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages)

Tsar
12-21-2006, 08:44 AM
im gonna go with an "ewwwww" on this one.

misterjuice
12-21-2006, 09:35 AM
where is that throw up smilies :barf:

foff667
12-21-2006, 09:47 AM
When asked how it felt to be inside a dead deer his reply was "Warm like apple pie" :lol:

Knipps
12-21-2006, 09:51 AM
:shock:

****ed up.

mtg6486
12-21-2006, 09:53 AM
lol hicks

slugger27nj
12-21-2006, 09:56 AM
Just when you think you've heard everything....WTF!?!

Rafterman
12-21-2006, 09:57 AM
why? just why?:?:

Tsar
12-21-2006, 10:08 AM
why? just why?:?:
some have very low standards, plus is was fuzzy looking :lol:

BonzoHansen
12-21-2006, 10:41 AM
His mother must be so proud.

DieselKickYoAss4Sure
12-21-2006, 10:54 AM
All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!

WildBillyT
12-21-2006, 10:55 AM
All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!

Yeah, and it's disgusting too!

DieselKickYoAss4Sure
12-21-2006, 11:03 AM
Yeah, and it's disgusting too!

Sorry!

WildBillyT
12-21-2006, 11:16 AM
Sorry!

:rofl:

DieselKickYoAss4Sure
12-21-2006, 11:31 AM
this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!

WildBillyT
12-21-2006, 12:13 PM
this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-22-2006, 05:50 PM
WOW.....yeah...so u think u've herd it all and then u read this.....:barf: ...WTF is wrong with people?!?!!?!?

Brando56894
12-22-2006, 07:29 PM
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!

thats hilarious, who filed the complaint against him (how did this end up in court) i dont feel like reading the whole thing

unstable bob gable
12-22-2006, 09:31 PM
IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!

SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!

unstable bob gable
12-22-2006, 09:32 PM
N' as far as the deer story goes...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Mike
12-22-2006, 10:12 PM
bet he owns a third gen

WayFast84
12-22-2006, 10:13 PM
****ed up as hell.

It would suck to be the person banging the dead deer, and the person who saw the deer being banged by this redneck!!

Mike
12-22-2006, 10:48 PM
so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?

Knipps
12-22-2006, 11:47 PM
so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Teds89IROC
12-23-2006, 12:10 AM
wow that is gross

1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-23-2006, 07:23 AM
bet he owns a third gen

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: