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Little G
12-31-2006, 05:52 PM
Heads up for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful

NJSPEEDER
12-31-2006, 05:55 PM
lol

j0n
12-31-2006, 06:01 PM
haha i've heard that before...good stuff

Savage_Messiah
12-31-2006, 06:06 PM
hm yea, i guess your user title did change around nov 5th in that case then ;)

mtg6486
12-31-2006, 06:26 PM
lol

Fast92RS
12-31-2006, 06:45 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

Knipps
12-31-2006, 07:40 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

who's up for a cruise to find this place ;)

baddest434
12-31-2006, 09:06 PM
i have to go to the home depot tommorrow morning so i'll keep my eyes open for them:mrgreen:

unstable bob gable
12-31-2006, 10:18 PM
lol

1_Hot_SOM_WS6
12-31-2006, 11:14 PM
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

Brando56894
12-31-2006, 11:17 PM
wow you really shouldnt post when your drunk, my head wants to explode when i read it :lol: :j/k:

Knipps
01-01-2007, 12:30 AM
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

if you don't die your liver may

acetaminophen + alcohol = deadly mix

ryanfx
01-01-2007, 02:13 AM
wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit :)

V
01-01-2007, 03:14 AM
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

you soooo should have came and partied with us... ;-)

deadtrend1
01-01-2007, 09:52 AM
i wokr therree i m 1 ofj those s grls. i wam owned alone n=w, haoopy freakin new yearss....i guess excedrin migraind (4) polus malibu an d pine------appkle juice isnt good to mkaeizx ..um mix....hehe. owne=-D a LONE! HOOT`!!! partyyyy harddd n naked....i m going to bed@!@!!!@@@

"Hi I'm Kel...."

Group : "HI KEL!"

"....and I have a problem"

00sierra
01-01-2007, 01:21 PM
hahahaha

I'm on my way to Home Depot now

r0nin89
01-01-2007, 05:29 PM
sweet. Money clip ftw

98tadriver
01-01-2007, 07:34 PM
wait.. so where is the scam in this? I would just buy some dollar store wallets, put in some monopoly money and make out like a bandit :)


My plan exactly! but i would add a lil twist to that- After she swallows, tell her that you have AIDS :)