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98tadriver
01-11-2007, 12:24 AM
this guy, half drunk drives to a liquor store near me, to buy a 1/4 keg, then some lady parks next to him, same exact car, color and all, she leaves her baby in the car. The guy came out, threw his 1/4 keg in the back, not noticing it wasnt his car, and it landed right on the baby....

97slpss
01-11-2007, 12:29 AM
thats pretty messed up

Knipps
01-11-2007, 12:30 AM
:shock:

uh... WOW

Ian
01-11-2007, 12:31 AM
that guy is gonna feel like **** for the rest of his life. if he's lucky his life wont last too long.

Savage_Messiah
01-11-2007, 12:33 AM
thank god it was LITE beer!!!



ron this joke is horrible

qwikz28
01-11-2007, 12:37 AM
... and it turns out it was kasey, not a baby!


i really hope it is a joke cause thats terrible

98tadriver
01-11-2007, 12:37 AM
thank god it was LITE beer!!!



ron this joke is horrible


yes but i got you with it too! hahahahahahahaha:rofl:



Hllywd98TransAm: this guy, half drunk drives to a liquor store near me
Hllywd98TransAm: has a montecarlo
Hllywd98TransAm: then this lady parks next to him, same exact car, color and all
Hllywd98TransAm: she leaves her baby in the car
Hllywd98TransAm: the guy came out, threw his 1/4 keg in the back, not noticing it wasnt his car
MoPMoonchild: oh hell no
Hllywd98TransAm: Thank god it was lite beer
MoPMoonchild: he hit the baby?
Hllywd98TransAm: thank god it was lite beer
Hllywd98TransAm: oh man i feeel a new quote possibly coming on
Hllywd98TransAm: Websters defines "dense" as:
Hllywd98TransAm: it was a joke man lol
Hllywd98TransAm: lite beer, get it?
MoPMoonchild: oh lol

Savage_Messiah
01-11-2007, 12:38 AM
post it all bubba


Hllywd98TransAm: this guy, half drunk drives to a liquor store near me
Hllywd98TransAm: has a montecarlo
Hllywd98TransAm: then this lady parks next to him, same exact car, color and all
Hllywd98TransAm: she leaves her baby in the car
Hllywd98TransAm: the guy came out, threw his 1/4 keg in the back, not noticing it wasnt his car
MoPMoonchild: oh hell no
Hllywd98TransAm: Thank god it was lite beer
MoPMoonchild: he hit the baby?
Hllywd98TransAm: thank god it was lite beer
Hllywd98TransAm: oh man i feeel a new quote possibly coming on
Hllywd98TransAm: Websters defines dense as:
Hllywd98TransAm: it was a joke man lol
Hllywd98TransAm: lite beer, get it?
MoPMoonchild: oh lol
MoPMoonchild: i thought that was like
Hllywd98TransAm: lol
MoPMoonchild: a joke inside a serious story
Hllywd98TransAm: not a true story

Mike
01-11-2007, 02:05 AM
bah her fault for leaving a baby alone in a ****in car anyway.

qwikz28
01-11-2007, 10:42 AM
bah her fault for leaving a baby alone in a ****in car anyway.
not to mention it was unlocked

V
01-11-2007, 10:46 AM
...giving alcohol to a minor...not nice






lol

Knipps
01-11-2007, 11:59 AM
...giving alcohol to a minor...not nice






lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

unstable bob gable
01-11-2007, 01:08 PM
Oh, brudder...

Tsar
01-11-2007, 01:09 PM
:lol: