Slow Ride

[unstable bob gable]

They got a committee to get me off the block
'Cause I say my rhymes loud and I say 'em nonstop
Because being bad news is what we're all about
We went to White Castle and we got thrown out
I got my boy Mike D. - I got the King Adrock I got the jammy with the ammo inside my sock
I shot homeboy but the bullet was a dud
So I reached in the Miller cooler - grabbed a cool Bud

Slow riding, gun hidin' on the go
I'm fly like an eagle and I drink Old Crow
I'm the king of the classroom - coolin' in the back
My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack
She chased me out of class she was strapped with a ruler
Went to the bathroom - ROLLED MYSELF A WOOLER
With bottle in hand at the microphone stand
A. yo homeboy - what you drinkin' man

I got money, I got juice
I got to the party and I got loose
I got rhythms, I got rhymes
I got the girlies with the Def behinds
I got ill, I got busted
I got dust and I got dusted
I got gold, I got funky
I got the new dance they call the Brass Monkey

Because I'm hard hittin' always biten cool as hell
I got trees on my mirror so my car won't smell
Sittin' around the house gettin' high and watchin' tube
Eating Colonel's chicken drinkin' Heineken brew
I'm a gangster, I'm a prankster I'm the king of the Ave.
I'm hated, confrontated for the juice that I have
All the fly ladies are making a fuss
But I can't pay attention 'cause I'm on that dust

[jimmyboy8301]

haaaaaaaahahahahahaha

[The Fixer]

I thought you were talkin' 'bout Foghat!

Slow Ride, take it easy. Slow ride, take it sleazy!

[unstable bob gable]

I thought you were talkin' 'bout Foghat!

Slow Ride, take it easy. Slow ride, take it sleazy!

Foghat jams! But this one is by The Beastie Boys.8-)

[Brando56894]

I thought you were talkin' 'bout Foghat!

Slow Ride, take it easy. Slow ride, take it sleazy!

damn you beat me to it :lol:

[Tru2Chevy]

Yea, I thought Foghat at first too.

I guarantee Liz will think the same thing.....

- Justin

[HardcoreZ28]

I also thought Foghat, but now I had to break out my old Beastie albums. Not that that's a bad thing!

[V]

...i thought he was talking about a local ricer

[LongHairedGuyNY]

Some static started in the pool hall
In a motherf*cker's face with the cue ball
Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
So I smacked her in the pocket with m.c. plank bee
Me and my crew out breaking windows
The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those
Possession is half the law
I had my routines before all y'all
Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines
I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
Like ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or mookie's gonna kick your ****in' azz
You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat
*see personally I wouldn't want to go out like that*
I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don't buy cheeba I grow it
*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me
But I'm down with jalil donkey and ecstasy
Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser
Had a caine filled kool with my man rush rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush
You be doing nose candy on the bowie coke mirror
My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her
You can't deny me you always want to try me
You're just gonna get your azz kicked
Homeboy throw in the towel
Your girl got dicked by ricky powell
The godfather of soul is in the belly of the beast
For smoking that dust at st. anthony's feast
Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their
Own shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe
All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters
Sitting in the white house pulling their peters
Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street
The only cop with a rope chain walking the beat
Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
Space cake cookies I discover who I am
I'm a dusted old bummy hurdy gurdy man
Five-o caught me now I'm going to the mountains
Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants
My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta think
So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink
So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning
I feel like it is always the beginning
Of another rhyme I'm rapping m.c.'ing I rock
You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped

[WildBillyT]

<-- Another who thought Foghat.

[BonzoHansen]

...that funky monkey...

[Rich189]

damn you beat me to it :lol:

:stupid: but beastie boys works

[88FormulaChick]

Yea, I thought Foghat at first too.

I guarantee Liz will think the same thing.....

- Justin


if you referring to me, your absolutly right...Foghat FTMFW!

great, now i need to go listen to that song...i HATE you all!

[Tru2Chevy]

if you referring to me, your absolutly right...Foghat FTMFW!

Sorry, I keep forgetting that there are two Liz's on the board now. I was referring to the other Liz.....but good to hear that you are into Foghat too :)

- Justin