Sank my nephew's battleship...

[unstable bob gable]

I went up to Conn. today for Easter dinner with my brother and sister in law and one of my nephews. When we pulled up I noticed a Miata in their driveway, and my nephew came out of the house. He then said "Look, uncle unstable bob, you inspired me!" I said "Wat 'chu talkin' 'bout?" He said "You inspired me to buy the Miata!" I gritted my teeth and said "No way did I inspire you! If I inspired you there would be an AMERICAN MUSCLE CAR parked here, not this chick car POS Miata!" My nephew then got a puss on his face, and slunked back into the house. Geez, it is hard to bring kids up right now-a-days!:evil:

[GP99GT]

nothin wrong with a miata...get him to turbo it and throw some suspension work into it and itll be a sweet autoX car

[Fast92RS]

good one :nod:

[unstable bob gable]

nothin wrong with a miata...get him to turbo it and throw some suspension work into it and itll be a sweet autoX car

There are MANY things wrong w/ a Miata. For example:

1. It is an import
2. It is a chick car
3. It is underpowered
4. It is Japanese
5. It is not American
etc, etc, etc.

[ar0ck]

You can slap an LS1 in one of those puppys too.

[GP99GT]

just because its a a japanese import and unamerican is no reason not to like it....dont be close minded

[unstable bob gable]

There was a co. around years back that put 302 Phords in 'em. Called 'em Monster Miatas. I raced one once in my 94 TA. Smoked 'em like a woolie!:nod:

[unstable bob gable]

just because its a a japanese import and unamerican is no reason not to like it....dont be close minded

Lissen up...unstable bob doesn't like imports. Period. Well, maybe a Ferrari or Lambo would be OK.:mrgreen:

[GP99GT]

well you lissen unstable bob. idk where im going with this cause im drunk

[WayFast84]

"Look, uncle unstable bob, you inspired me!"

:rofl: :lol:

[Jersey_TA]

I had a guy in a miata try racing me from a stop light back in the day when I ran low 12s. It was not pretty for him. LOL .

[Frosty]

I had a guy in a miata try racing me from a stop light back in the day when I ran low 12s. It was not pretty for him. LOL .

Don't lie, you know you got smoked. :rofl: :rofl:

[Jersey_TA]

Don't lie, you know you got smoked. :rofl: :rofl:

lol yeah after I left off hahaha

[wrong generation]

hey unstable bob would you mind talking some sense into my ricer little brother. he drives a miata :(


and as far as getting smoked by a miata i shouldnt be saying this but my little brothers stockish miata is faster then that thing i call a camaro :(

[unstable bob gable]

hey unstable bob would you mind talking some sense into my ricer little brother. he drives a miata :(


and as far as getting smoked by a miata i shouldnt be saying this but my little brothers stockish miata is faster then that thing i call a camaro :(

Put the kid on the line...I'd be glad to talk to 'em! :mrgreen:
And no offence...but what kinda Camero you driving? One of those 4 cylinder 3rd gens? :shock:

[wrong generation]

Put the kid on the line...I'd be glad to talk to 'em! :mrgreen:
And no offence...but what kinda Camero you driving? One of those 4 cylinder 3rd gens? :shock:


close a 6 cylinder thirdgen :(





ill have a real car again soon i hope in the middle of searching for one

[unstable bob gable]

close a 6 cylinder thirdgen :(
ill have a real car again soon i hope in the middle of searching for one

Good luck in yer search, my brother! And may you find something that will smoke yer brother's Miata without breaking a sweat! :nod:

[SteveR]

Well, maybe a Ferrari or Lambo would be OK.:mrgreen:

pasta rockets are A-OK :)

[98tadriver]

Lissen up...unstable bob doesn't like imports. Period. Well, maybe a Ferrari or Lambo would be OK.:mrgreen:

Nooooo theyre not imports- Theyre Exotics!

[surfer1316]

I gotta say, we had a guy on the race team who bought a $900 miata, put a new clutch in it, about 2k in suspension, new wheels and tires, and that thing handled like it was on rails. Could def use a few more horsepwoer, but u got thing into the twisties and it was some fun

[BonzoHansen]

Hey Bob, at least the Miata is RWD. And maybe a manual trans. Always look on the bright side of life..... :whistle:

[unstable bob gable]

Lissen, Bozo: A MIATA IS AN IMPORT, AND IMPORTS SUCK!!! Plus it is a CHICK CAR! And that adds to the SUCK FACTOR! I don't care if it is 8 WHEEL DRIVE AND HAS A 9 SPEED MANUAL! IT SUCKS!!!:evil:

[BonzoHansen]

I was just trying to make you feel better. :)

It is a chick car, no doubt. Help him put an LSX in it.

[unstable bob gable]

I was just trying to make you feel better. :)

It is a chick car, no doubt. Help him put an LSX in it.

Wanna make me happy? Trade my nephew one of yer F bods for his Miata. Then join me in a sludge hammer party on the Miata! :twisted:

[BonzoHansen]

Wanna make me happy? Trade my nephew one of yer F bods for his Miata. Then join me in a sludge hammer party on the Miata! :twisted:I could help you with the latter, not the former....

It would be cheaper for me to buy you a steak.

[r0nin89]

I've seen one with a mild 355 in it. The guy would run 12s just cause of the power to weight.

[GP99GT]

A MIATA IS AN IMPORT, AND IMPORTS SUCK!!!

pull your head out of your a**

please

[Brando56894]

but hes on a diet so that wouldnt work :lol:

[Teds89IROC]

my old boss was paid to fabricate and do the swap of the ford 302 into a miata but when he ran it it went 11's. I'll have to get the exact story but I don't think many people built those. He said he's seen it go on ebay a few times. Possibly the same company.

[unstable bob gable]

pull your head out of your a**

please

Lissen Jerkoff, I'm entitled to my opinion, just like you are entitled to yours. But it figures that you would be a ****in' Import supporter, since you drive a me too, er, I mean Mustang. But lemme ask you this, scum bag; have you noticed how our automotive industry is in the toliet? But that's OK, right? Buy up those Imports and send all that $ to Japan, Germany, and every other friggin' country that makes cars. Watch Detroit become a wasteland like something outa Mad Max. I have automotive memories dating back to about 1970. I remember seeing 442s and SS Chevelles being driven as daily drivers. And nobody in my family needed a fookin' Import to get around. Maybe you need to pull YOUR head outa YOUR a$$. Want me to use my Triple A to call you a tow truck to do the pulling? And in the mean time: F*** YOU!

[wrong generation]

Lissen Jerkoff, I'm entitled to my opinion, just like you are entitled to yours. But it figures that you would be a ****in' Import supporter, since you drive a me too, er, I mean Mustang. But lemme ask you this, scum bag; have you noticed how our automotive industry is in the toliet? But that's OK, right? Buy up those Imports and send all that $ to Japan, Germany, and every other friggin' country that makes cars. Watch Detroit become a wasteland like something outa Mad Max. I have automotive memories dating back to about 1970. I remember seeing 442s and SS Chevelles being driven as daily drivers. And nobody in my family needed a fookin' Import to get around. Maybe you need to pull YOUR head outa YOUR ass. Want me to use my Triple A to call you a tow truck to do the pulling? And in the mean time: F*** YOU!

except for the mustang part due to mustangs are my fav car i agree with you on this completely 100%

[unstable bob gable]

except for the mustang part due to mustangs are my fav car i agree with you on this completely 100%

Thanks. Honestly, I really don't have a beef with Mustangs. I did get a little burned out on 5.0s back in the 80s and early 90s, as it seemed "everybody" had one. But they are pretty potent cars. So, I apologize to the car. But not to the douche bag driver.

[wrong generation]

Thanks. Honestly, I really don't have a beef with Mustangs. I did get a little burned out on 5.0s back in the 80s and early 90s, as it seemed "everybody" had one. But they are pretty potent cars. So, I apologize to the car. But not to the douche bag driver.

lol my brothers and all of our friends same crap to me when it comes to the 5.0 mustangs due to they are "me to" cars but i still love them anyways lol


but when it comes to the imports i agree 100% if it wernt for them we would still be able to buy mustangs-camaros and what not for under 10 grand. if it was up to me id take every import crush them then send the crushed remains back to the countrys they came from.

[unstable bob gable]

lol my brothers and all of our friends same crap to me when it comes to the 5.0 mustangs due to they are "me to" cars but i still love them anyways lol


but when it comes to the imports i agree 100% if it wernt for them we would still be able to buy mustangs-camaros and what not for under 10 grand. if it was up to me id take every import crush them then send the crushed remains back to the countrys they came from.

Lemme buy you a beer some time! :mrgreen:

[GP99GT]

if america could still build cars that are price competitive and dont have problems like roof panels flying off from $50k cars, maybe more people would be inclined to buy american. my last 3 cars have been american, the only reason i'd buy an import is for gas mileage, but thats what the typical american wants, not 400hp and RWD. im just saying that saying they ALL suck is extremely close minded, cause they do good at what theyre meant to do - be economy cars. or in the miatas case, be a 2 seat car built for the female/homosexual population of america :lol:

though, a black miata, lowered, with an LS1 or 302 would be pretty sweet

[wrong generation]

if america could still build cars that are price competitive and dont have problems like roof panels flying off from $50k cars, maybe more people would be inclined to buy american. my last 3 cars have been american, the only reason i'd buy an import is for gas mileage, but thats what the typical american wants, not 400hp and RWD. im just saying that saying they ALL suck is extremely close minded, cause they do good at what theyre meant to do - be economy cars. or in the miatas case, be a 2 seat car built for the female/homosexual population of america :lol:

though, a black miata, lowered, with an LS1 or 302 would be pretty sweet

the problem with what your saying is that simply put if imports wernt here american cars wouldnt have the problems they have.

my moms domestic ford is an import and my dads imported ford is a domestic :(

if we got rid of the jap and other import cars the the big 3 could come back here and start building cars again instead of being in mexico and canada they could be here where they should be. if the americans stopped building jap crap and went back to building american cars then they would still have the same quility that they used to before are government pushed them away for these riceburners

[GP99GT]

so youre blaming foreign car companies for domestic car companies faults? :lol:

[wrong generation]

so youre blaming foreign car companies for domestic car companies faults? :lol:

no mostly the goverment for that one

[chevylover5]

i am by far not saying that a miata is a decent car nor am i saying that I will EVER be caught seen in one but this one isnt so bad.

mazda miata with a 302

http://www.gearztv.com/index.php?em2044=125678_-1__0_~0_-1_4_2007_0_0&content=shows

[GP99GT]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hsh4cEhEWlg&mode=related&search=

[WildBillyT]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/double_overdrive496/miata.jpg

[Teds89IROC]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/double_overdrive496/miata.jpg


:rofl: :rofl:

[unstable bob gable]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/double_overdrive496/miata.jpg

BECAUSE YER A FRIGGIN' IMPORT!!!!!!!

[Savage_Messiah]

stop, you'll turn it into an emo-ata

[Rich189]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/double_overdrive496/miata.jpg

i dont know why that got to me but thats the funniest thing ive seen in awhile

[BonzoHansen]

BECAUSE YER A FRIGGIN' IMPORT!!!!!!!

Better?

[Savage_Messiah]

:rofl: nice one

[Blacdout96]

Lissen, Bozo: A MIATA IS AN IMPORT, AND IMPORTS SUCK!!! Plus it is a CHICK CAR! And that adds to the SUCK FACTOR! I don't care if it is 8 WHEEL DRIVE AND HAS A 9 SPEED MANUAL! IT SUCKS!!!:evil: Aw man, Uncle unstable is getting....well....unstable again!!!

close a 6 cylinder thirdgen :(






ill have a real car again soon i hope in the middle of searching for onebeen there, I know how slow they are, my friend owned a 87 witha 2.8 in it, I drove my other friends 96 civic with a 1.6, and i smoked him, we switched cars, and the camaro still got beat, a sad day ignthe world of F-bodies...

[Savage_Messiah]

Aw man, Uncle unstable is getting....well....unstable again!!!

been there, I know how slow they are, my friend owned a 87 witha 2.8 in it, I drove my other friends 96 civic with a 1.6, and i smoked him, we switched cars, and the camaro still got beat, a sad day ignthe world of F-bodies...

2.8 camaro vs. my 2.3 mercedes??????

[Blacdout96]

2.8 camaro vs. my 2.3 mercedes??????

Hm how bad is your car? id have to say the slowest i see nwas bubba's car tho , i think the 2.8 could of beaten that on his first run, but yeah that car was totaly balls