I'm a BIG, FAT, FOOK!

[unstable bob gable]

I look in the mirror, and what do I see?
A BIG, FAT, FOOK staring back at me!
I'm wearing a shirt that used to be a tent.
Spend my money at McDs, 'stead of paying the rent!
I'm a human eclipse, my shadow blocks out the sun,
My computer keyboard is jammed with goo from a sticky bun.
I can't tie my shoes, 'cause I can't bend down,
I got more chins than Chinatown!
I went on a diet, man, that was no fun,
But I got my weight down to half a ton!
I'm just as wide, as I am tall
I was always big, even when I was small!
I eat whole pizzas, and BIG AZZ SUBS,
Don't want my chicken in buckets, I want it in TUBS!
Today my stomach was rumblin' when I got home,
Then my dog bit me 'cause I tried to steal his bone!
But no matter what, I know what to do,
I can laugh at myself, and you can laugh at me too!:wink: :mrgreen:

[GrandmasterCow]

lmfao

[Knipps]

:rofl: doesn't even begin to explain it
that's great bob, you write before or after the woolie?

[jimmyboy8301]

you da man

[Brando56894]

hahaha that sounds awesome man, you should get singned :lol:

[baddest434]

your hilarious bob:rofl:

[BonzoHansen]

:ROFLCOPTER:

[Untamed]

:rofl: Nice. Better than the f-body poetry from a while ago.

[unstable bob gable]

I wrote that rap as a tribute to...
BRRRRRRRRRR, STICK-EM! THE FAT BOYS ARE BACK!!!:mrgreen:

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/9/0/9/6/506909_356x237.jpg

[BonzoHansen]

Hey hey hey, get the fook out of my way!
http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos/2004/10/01/1_.jpg

http://www.blacktown.net/fatalbert_bathoomjoke.gif

[Kojak]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2526/ubgaj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[unstable bob gable]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2526/ubgaj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! CLASSIC! :rofl: :mrgreen: :lol: