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unstable bob gable
04-20-2007, 03:46 PM
I was heading back from the local parts store in the AMX, when up ahead the road goes from one 2 lanes into 1 lane. Well, low and behold, one of those faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMWs tries to out wing me on the right. I slammed my shifter from 3rd into 2nd, and made him disappear in teh rearview mirror. Then a lil ways up the road I ran into a red light. The faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMW was behind me at the light, so I said to myself...BRRRRRRRRRR!!!! SCHMOKE 'EM! So when the light turned green I turned on the schmoke show from the BFGs, and left Herr Azzclown chokin' on my rubber perfume!!!:mrgreen:
BonzoHansen
04-20-2007, 04:25 PM
You cooked it like a german sausage!
bitchincamaro
04-20-2007, 10:06 PM
the lady driving probably had no idea she was even racing and was probably wondering what was wrong with your tires cause they were smoking.
someGTOguy
04-20-2007, 10:20 PM
some young b*tch in her daddy's beemer, oblivious to the world while she flies down the road talking on her cell phone and listening to evanesence.
unstable bob gable
04-20-2007, 11:33 PM
NO! NO! NO! A DUDE was driving the faggy azz, chick car, 2 seat BMW!
1972LT1
04-21-2007, 01:14 AM
I hear ya dude....same situation only it was some yuppie in a new Audi a6 next to me revvin'. Light changes,boom,i smoked his ass. I can see the sweater wearing yuppie ********* beating on his steering wheel in my rearview. Next light I can see the sorrow on his face in my rearview. Guess some yuppie wasn't gettin' it up that night.
unstable bob gable
04-21-2007, 01:20 AM
I hear ya dude....same situation only it was some yuppie in a new Audi a6 next to me revvin'. Light changes,boom,i smoked his ass. I can see the sweater wearing yuppie ********* beating on his steering wheel in my rearview. Next light I can see the sorrow on his face in my rearview. Guess some yuppie wasn't gettin' it up that night.

Schmokin' yuppies is fun! :nod:
1972LT1
04-21-2007, 01:36 AM
Yes it is...every time you smoke a yuppie it can't get it up and spawn another yuppie:)
Knipps
04-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Yes it is...every time you smoke a yuppie it can't get it up and spawn another yuppie:)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
IROCdan330
04-21-2007, 02:37 PM
i remember the last time i made a bimmer guy p.o.-ed...in west chester he was at a light in a mid 90s 325is...he thought he had something special at the light with his gangster lean and revving his engine. light went green and i let him think he was winning until i tapped the gas and ripped past him...next light he had an angry look on his face and was de-gangster leaned...