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Squirrel
04-29-2007, 05:41 PM
What do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes?







































Nothing, you already told her twice
foff667
04-29-2007, 05:52 PM
funny, the first time I heard it...



















about 10 years ago
Ian
04-29-2007, 05:58 PM
battered woman jokes huh? I'll play.

whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?















the dishes if she knows whats good for her!
BigAls87Z28
04-29-2007, 06:31 PM
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?
Knipps
04-29-2007, 06:35 PM
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
Squirrel
04-29-2007, 06:58 PM
Wow...anyone got any dead baby jokes to throw in here as well, while were on top of all this funny?

* How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

* How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

* How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

* What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

* What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

* Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
ryanfx
04-29-2007, 07:12 PM
what do you do when your dish washer stops working?

Kick her in the ass!
BigAls87Z28
04-29-2007, 07:14 PM
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
To match the rest of the appliances in the kitchen.
Kojak
04-29-2007, 07:55 PM
Why don't women wear watches?





Because theirs a clock on the stove...
79CamaroDiva
04-30-2007, 01:25 AM
:roll:
1972LT1
04-30-2007, 01:33 AM
how evil can we go without getting banned?!
chevylover5
04-30-2007, 03:30 AM
how evil can we go without getting banned?!

idk but whats worse than 5 dead babies in a trash can?
...........
finding 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans


while we're at sick jokes,

a man has a conversation with his girlfriend
she says Jim im leaving you
Jim asks why
she responds because you're a pedophile
Jim says a pedophile? thats an aweful big word for a 10 year old