Cookies!

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

With all these people asking, you want a cookie for that? i freaking want a cookie so i call today nation bake Phil some freaking cookie day somebody need to put it on the calendar! oh and cookies are now mandatory at all NJFBOA meets!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t51/fieromaniac/cookie_desktop.jpg

[BonzoHansen]

Cookies rule.

Cookies >>> Pie.

[Mike]

lolololol

[j0n]

Cookies rule.

Cookies >>> Pie.

x2...sorry matt

[V]

LMFAO, i love this place

[unstable bob gable]

Dayum, I could go for some oatmeal cookies and a big glass a' milk! :drool:

[j0n]

LMFAO, i love this place

yea man...wtf you gunna do w/o us in pakipakiland?

[V]

ill have my laptop, i cant miss out on this, plus i gotta post my own vids of running everythign over

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

you can use your laptop as a tray to eat cookies too!

[BonzoHansen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/020106cookie.jpg

[V]

ya know what, when im stationed overseas, i want you all to send me cookies, not from each of you all, just as a group, and the girls can cook them, cuz honestly, us guys KNOW we cant cook for jack

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

that cookie monster is disgruntled because he picked up what he thought was a cookie but it was a biscuit

[V]

i wouldnt mind a muffin

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

ya know what, when im stationed overseas, i want you all to send me cookies, not from each of you all, just as a group, and the girls can cook them, cuz honestly, us guys KNOW we cant cook for jack

alrighty then i think that can be arranged

[j0n]

i wouldnt mind a muffin

i wouldnt mind goin muff-diving...speaking of which i gotta make sure my hicky marks are gone by tomorrow morning i have...plans...anyone have any ideas to make sure they go away?

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

muffins are good too they fill you up quickly cookies never fill you up

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

i wouldnt mind goin muff-diving...speaking of which i gotta make sure my hicky marks are gone by tomorrow morning i have...plans...anyone have any ideas to make sure they go away?

i heard soemthign abouta cold spoon on the hicky for liek a while but i dont know how htat works

[79CamaroDiva]

i heard soemthign abouta cold spoon on the hicky for liek a while but i dont know how htat works

i heard the same thing... but they're essentially bruises.

next time there's more than one female involved, remember not to let her leave visible marks.. you wont be left in this situation.


and paul, ill send you cookies in the sand box.

[V]

and paul, ill send you cookies in the sand box.

i was informed by an army rep, that i may be able to go to italy, germany or korea instead, so ill see what my choices will actually include. regardless, as soon as training is over, im outta the US.

[j0n]

i heard the same thing... but they're essentially bruises.

next time there's more than one female involved, remember not to let her leave visible marks.. you wont be left in this situation.


and paul, ill send you cookies in the sand box.

when isnt there? :lol: and she got hers for leaving marks dont worry :wink:

[BonzoHansen]

i was informed by an army rep, that i may be able to go to italy, germany or korea instead, so ill see what my choices will actually include. regardless, as soon as training is over, im outta the US.I'll send you some oreos, it's no big thing. :)



..i gotta make sure my hicky marks are gone by tomorrow morning i have...plans...anyone have any ideas to make sure they go away?You let me down. I thought you be having more control over your womens. :pimp:

[j0n]

meh...i was highly intoxicated...if i wasnt i woulda thrown the bitch out long before it got to that point

[BonzoHansen]

meh...i was highly intoxicated...That's a weak excuse! :-P

That would not have happened to this guy!
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/PimpLikeMe.jpg

[Squirrel]

a comb...rub over it for a while, breaks up dead blood clusters, then when going to bed, run in toothpaste

[GP99GT]

cookies will never be better than pie. you see, cookies require 2 parts - the cookie, and milk to wash it down. pie is a self-sufficient food, you can eat it by itself and not yearn for a glass of milk.

Therefore, pie > cookies

[BonzoHansen]

Are you saying you can eat pie 'dry' without anything to drink? I think not.

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

definitely not the case pie cannot be eaten dry! cookies can be eaten dry but most of us choose not to because the experience is all that much more exhilarating!

[GrandmasterCow]

hahha threads like this is why i love this forums !!

[BonzoHansen]

definitely not the case pie cannot be eaten dry! cookies can be eaten dry but most of us choose not to because the experience is all that much more exhilarating!

:stupid:

[79CamaroDiva]

though i agree with the people above me that pie cannot be eaten dry and cookies can be, the fact that we would actively choose to eat cookies with milk leads me to believe that cookies are not self sufficient and need milk to boost them to full excellenceness, while with pie the milk is simply used to wash it down. Pie can hold its own excellence without needing an outside source to add to it.

[GP99GT]

id have no problem eating a slice of pie without anything to drink, the pie is moist enough to not necessitate a drink. cookies, on the other hand, are dry and crumbly, much like eating a saltine.

[Knipps]

id have no problem eating a slice of pie without anything to drink, the pie is moist enough to not necessitate a drink. cookies, on the other hand, are dry and crumbly, much like eating a saltine.

old/storebought cookies maybe.. fresh cookies FTMFW

[GP99GT]

cookies get hard within a day or two, pie stays moist for a while

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

just face it cookies are better

[bubba428]

well what about doughnuts...They are the best confectionary platform...you can put stuff on them, or pump 'em full of filling, or both!!! chocolate strayberry...with jimmies...when have you ever had a boston creme cookie? lol

[V]

well what about doughnuts...They are the best confectionary platform...you can put stuff on them, or pump 'em full of filling, or both!!! chocolate strayberry...with jimmies...when have you ever had a boston creme cookie? lol


you can keep your boston creme filled and jelly donuts. lol

[79CamaroDiva]

and your jimmies... up here we have sprinkles

[Knipps]

and your jimmies... up here we have sprinkles

:werd:

[bubba428]

ah yes the sub vs hoagy deal....yea...Hey paul...how the HELL did you find his myspace soo fast...i mean iknow they call you stalker but damn

[GP99GT]

sprinkles

[BonzoHansen]

I have heard chocolate sprinkles called jimmies - in fact the ones we bought at the grocery store actually said jimmies on the lid. My dad grew up in Massachusetts, and he called them jimmies, I always thought it was a New England thing.

Now rainbow sprinkles, no other name is correct. They are sprinkles.

I like a good sugar cookie with sprinkles.

[Savage_Messiah]

you can keep your boston creme filled and jelly donuts. lol

:rofl: am I the only one who got the sick, twisted, underlying message?

[bubba428]

:rofl: am I the only one who got the sick, twisted, underlying message?

i chose not to say anything

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

i chose to ignore that one! cream filled cookies would be nice though!

[bubba428]

i chose to ignore that one! cream filled cookies would be nice though!

yo...boston cream oatmeal cookies....:drool:

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

cookies will never be better than pie. you see, cookies require 2 parts - the cookie, and milk to wash it down. pie is a self-sufficient food, you can eat it by itself and not yearn for a glass of milk.

Therefore, pie > cookies

Oh and pie requires a fork, and plate, cookies do not. You can enjoy the simple pleasures of a Cookie in you hand! Even though both cookies and pie require both two parts to enjoy, milk comes in many flavors, while the fork comes in only one!

[Knipps]

i chose to ignore that one! cream filled cookies would be nice though!

Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies:?:
they're cookies i swear
http://img.recipezaar.com/img/recipes/23/84/1/small/picuKxXoc.jpg

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/OatmealPies.asp

[BonzoHansen]

Oh and pie requires a fork, and plate, cookies do not. You can enjoy the simple pleasures of a Cookie in you hand! Even though both cookies and pie require both two parts to enjoy, milk comes in many flavors, while the fork comes in only one!

Cookie to go FTW!!!

[1972LT1]

:rofl: am I the only one who got the sick, twisted, underlying message?

No,just waiting to see who would be the first to state the obvious.:moon:

[1972LT1]

and your jimmies... up here we have sprinkles

Same here, but no one breaks balls if someone says jimmies.

[GP99GT]

Oh and pie requires a fork, and plate, cookies do not. You can enjoy the simple pleasures of a Cookie in you hand! Even though both cookies and pie require both two parts to enjoy, milk comes in many flavors, while the fork comes in only one!

actually, at jimmy's last festivus, we had a chocolate pudding pie...and i ate it with my bare hands. of course, i was also trashed, but still...:lol:

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

lol but a true gentlemen eats his pie only with a plate!

[GP99GT]

i see no gentlemen here

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

watch this video!
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/377
thats what happens when you try to bake your pie

[GP99GT]

you dont bake chocolate pudding pie....its a cold pie

[bubba428]

I like my pie at about 98.6* lol

[Knipps]

I like my pie at about 98.6* lol

baked goods should be served warmer than mouth temperature

[bubba428]

HAHA baked goods:shrug: i was thinking more of
http://www.rocknrollhell.com/warrant/cherrypie.jpg

[GP99GT]

sorry bubba we're not all as perverted/desperate/lonely as you

[bubba428]

sorry bubba we're not all as perverted/desperate/lonely as you

but most of you are lol

[Teds89IROC]

tough choice, this pie vs cookies. The only cookies I'd choose over pie are fresh baked, right out of the oven.

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

i will have to agree on that one fresh baked cookies are the best however i also dont like to eat pie much longer after it is made!

[1972LT1]

HAHA baked goods:shrug: i was thinking more of
http://www.rocknrollhell.com/warrant/cherrypie.jpg

damn straight brotha, pie is best at 98.6