There's a penis in the bush

[j0n]

Most of you know what my job is and we just got another winner of a call. I'll try and re-create as much of the call as i can remember.

[pre-teenage girl voice]"Hi, yes, me and my friends were walking over by the ------- building and we were taking a shortcut through the bushes and...omg this sounds so weird...but it's for real...we were walking through the bushes and it looks like there's a penis in the bushes. I mean it's definately not sausage cuz it has a head and bal- i mean testicles."

Now envision me, trying to take this call with a straight face, while BOTH my co-workers are literally on the floor laughing their asses off.

edit: I just went back to the recording and here's a little more word-for-word..."It's definately got a head and skin and bal- i mean testicles and i mean we moved it with a stick and its covered in ants"

[j0n]

update...

[stern policeman voice]"Headquarters that's negative on human body part, it's a sausage"

[BigAls87Z28]

What the ef?

[j0n]

bro i couldnt make this s*** up if i tried

[maroman88]

hahahahaha. im actully applying a few places for the same job u have

[bubba428]

I'm guessing some kind of security??? Still funny as all hell..."we have visual contact with possible penis, approching with caution"

[Mike]

hes a police disbatcher...not security

[bubba428]

well its kinda the same job...I was just guessing

[PBodyGT87]

hahaha, how did the sausage have balls then?

[j0n]

hahaha, how did the sausage have balls then?

i didnt ask but the first officer on scene spent ~10 min...i assume "looking" at the sausage before his backup keyed up on the radio, so it was apparantly a very convincing sausage-penis :shock:

[Lt1_8U]

the cop probably knew it was a sausage and just was standing there debating on whether to eat it or not lol

[DieselKickYoAss4Sure]

lol

[Knipps]

:rofl: wow, there is no way you could make that ***** up

[Mike]

well its kinda the same job...I was just guessing


police and security is absolutely not the same job.

[Fast92RS]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: sausage.......!!!!!!!!!!

[ryanfx]

the testicles were obviously meatballs

[Blackbirdws6]

regardless the ladies better get used to seeing sausage when they get a bit older if they want to have a social life. Funny stuff

[firebirdcrazy]

That was funny. I am sure that wasnt the 1st nor will it be the last crazy call.

[79CamaroDiva]

:rofl: oh my... that made my morning.. thank you.

[j0n]

:rofl: oh my... that made my morning.. thank you.

:flower:

[Teds89IROC]

lmfao! :lol: :lol: I give you credit for not laughing on the phone!

[Savage_Messiah]

[pre-teenage girl voice]


So you offered to show her the difference between the sausage and the real thing, didn't you.

[unstable bob gable]

I thought this was gonna be a gag about Pres. Bush's daughters or somethin.' :lol:

[procamaroz28]

lmfao

[jims69camaro]

:funny: