unstable bob gable
05-25-2007, 09:45 PM
Start with more "I've had it with cars!" BS:
I wanted to weld up some mounting brackets for a window net in the AMX, but my 'lil mig welder is too weaksauce to effectivly weld to my roll cage tubing. So, that set the crappy tone for my day. I futzed around with other stuff on the car, but just wasn't in the mood to play today. So, I figured I'd cruise over to Manville for some pizza, then put the car away.
I had my pie, then went out to the car and friggin' wasn't happy. The car was covered with worm crap from sitting in my driveway, PLUS there were at least 10-15 inch worms hanging out all over the car. And at some point some birds did their biz, and there was bird crap all over my trunklid, rear window, and rear spoiler. I said there was no way I was gonna put the car away looking like that, so I headed across town to a self service car wash. I figured a quick wash was way better than putting it away dirty. Well, I get to the car wash, and it was infested with ricers. There were a bunch of them hanging out by the vacuums, blasting their rap crap. I pulled into a stall to wash the AMX, and hearing that rap crap was starting to make my blood boil. I went about washing the car, and one of the chit head ricers walked up to me and said "Yo, you gots change?" while waving a 20. I looked at him and said "Yo, do I look like a friggin' ATM?" I then went back to washing the car.
OK, here is where we start the adventure:
I finished up the wash, dried it as best as I could, and rolled out into the parking lot. All the ricers turned around to look at me, and I figured I'd really give 'em something to look at. So, I start smokin' 'em up, and in a few seconds the ricers are all engulfed in smoke. I then nail it sideways out of the parking lot, and take off down the street. Well, I guess I didn't notice the cop who was making his way down the street as well...
He gets behind me at the next traffic light, and hits the flashers. I pull over, and he comes up and asks for my paper work. I hand him the paper work, and he asks me if I know why he pulled me over. I said "Yessir, it must have been because I did the burnout at the car wash." He then asked me where I was going, where I was from, do I race the car, did I hit the N20 when I did the burnout, etc. I basically told him I was just showing off in front of the ricers, and that I'm really just a cruiser. Things seemed to be going well until he pointed out that my insurance card wasn't current. At that point I figured I was sunk, but I explained to him that I have a few cars, and I must have misplaced the current card, or put it in one of my other cars by mistake. He then asked me what I would do if he let me of with a warning...I said I would drive this car straight to the place where I have it stored, and I wouldn't bring it out again until I find the right insurance card or go see my agent for a new card. And I told him I would stop by the police staton with the right card if he wanted me to. He told me I could go, and that he better not catch me screwing around in town. I said "Thank you," and slowly made my way outa town...:mrgreen:
I wanted to weld up some mounting brackets for a window net in the AMX, but my 'lil mig welder is too weaksauce to effectivly weld to my roll cage tubing. So, that set the crappy tone for my day. I futzed around with other stuff on the car, but just wasn't in the mood to play today. So, I figured I'd cruise over to Manville for some pizza, then put the car away.
I had my pie, then went out to the car and friggin' wasn't happy. The car was covered with worm crap from sitting in my driveway, PLUS there were at least 10-15 inch worms hanging out all over the car. And at some point some birds did their biz, and there was bird crap all over my trunklid, rear window, and rear spoiler. I said there was no way I was gonna put the car away looking like that, so I headed across town to a self service car wash. I figured a quick wash was way better than putting it away dirty. Well, I get to the car wash, and it was infested with ricers. There were a bunch of them hanging out by the vacuums, blasting their rap crap. I pulled into a stall to wash the AMX, and hearing that rap crap was starting to make my blood boil. I went about washing the car, and one of the chit head ricers walked up to me and said "Yo, you gots change?" while waving a 20. I looked at him and said "Yo, do I look like a friggin' ATM?" I then went back to washing the car.
OK, here is where we start the adventure:
I finished up the wash, dried it as best as I could, and rolled out into the parking lot. All the ricers turned around to look at me, and I figured I'd really give 'em something to look at. So, I start smokin' 'em up, and in a few seconds the ricers are all engulfed in smoke. I then nail it sideways out of the parking lot, and take off down the street. Well, I guess I didn't notice the cop who was making his way down the street as well...
He gets behind me at the next traffic light, and hits the flashers. I pull over, and he comes up and asks for my paper work. I hand him the paper work, and he asks me if I know why he pulled me over. I said "Yessir, it must have been because I did the burnout at the car wash." He then asked me where I was going, where I was from, do I race the car, did I hit the N20 when I did the burnout, etc. I basically told him I was just showing off in front of the ricers, and that I'm really just a cruiser. Things seemed to be going well until he pointed out that my insurance card wasn't current. At that point I figured I was sunk, but I explained to him that I have a few cars, and I must have misplaced the current card, or put it in one of my other cars by mistake. He then asked me what I would do if he let me of with a warning...I said I would drive this car straight to the place where I have it stored, and I wouldn't bring it out again until I find the right insurance card or go see my agent for a new card. And I told him I would stop by the police staton with the right card if he wanted me to. He told me I could go, and that he better not catch me screwing around in town. I said "Thank you," and slowly made my way outa town...:mrgreen: