Ricer's have anger problems

[Camvill]

So today me and 4 of my friends decided to ride our bikes around town,ya kno exercise fun less on gas lol, so we're riding and i see a slow integra drive buy with a rice cannon on the back and im like wow that thing is slow. So i guess the kid heard me thought i was some 14 y old riding a bike and pulls over on a side street. He gets out rips off his shirt and was like WHAT YOU SAY!>? i was chill out i was justs aying ur car was slow. lol. So he continues and says why dont u say that to my face. at this point im like why would it be worth fighting someone for that dumass reason. so me and my friends are like lets just leave this maniac alone. so we continue to ride and he's like "WHeRe YoU GoIN! his voice cracked like a 13 yr old girl and he ran to his car and took off...hilarious

[Knipps]

some kid in a brand new 300 flashed his high beams at me and a bunch of my friends.. i flipped him off, he threw it in reverse yelled at all 6 of us w/o even getting out "do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"

no one did so he drove off in a huff.. we think we saw him pull around again to try and get another look at us :lol:

[Camvill]

people are retarted

[Jersey_TA]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[unstable bob gable]

There was a buncha ricers hanging out at the BK in Union tonight. I wanted to run their lame azzes over with my Caddy!!!:twisted:

[Brando56894]

wow those are some hardcore ricers! :rollseye:

[Frosty]

wow those are some hardcore ricers! :rollseye:

:rofl: :rofl:

[NightRydaSS]

some kid in a brand new 300 flashed his high beams at me and a bunch of my friends.. i flipped him off, he threw it in reverse yelled at all 6 of us w/o even getting out "do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"

no one did so he drove off in a huff.. we think we saw him pull around again to try and get another look at us :lol:

I would have said "Yes, you must be Tommy Toughnuts." :rofl:

[bubba428]

I'dda said "was I not just speaking to your face...SSSSLLLLOOOOOOWWWW"
and if he took a swing I'dda turned his face inside out

[chemicalstylez]

dude how could you talk s*** on a leet integra !!! :p

EDIT: and they get so mad because everywhere they go people are telling them their cars are gay or slow. even my girlfriend calls imports are mustangs lame, got her trained well :)

[Mike]

So today me and 4 of my friends decided to ride our bikes around town,ya kno exercise fun less on gas lol, so we're riding and i see a slow integra drive buy with a rice cannon on the back and im like wow that thing is slow.

so how do you know the car was slow, just because he was doing the speed limit?

[bokey]

so how do you know the car was slow, just because he was doing the speed limit?

...x2 I know a few integras that have balls and a few that can handle 100x better then most cars on the road.


...but I do agree--that was pretty retarted of the guy wanting to start a fight over that

[79T/A]

He must've watched "The Fast and the Furious" too many times. He thinks he's Vin Diesel or some nonsense.

[V]

the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car

[BonzoHansen]

the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car
that would apply to anyone, not just ricers. :wink:

[Dark_Knight7096]

I'dda said "was I not just speaking to your face...SSSSLLLLOOOOOOWWWW"
and if he took a swing I'dda turned his face inside out

+1

I was at Wendy's one time (local ricer hang out) n this kid in a brand new grand cherokee came in tryin to impress his buddies and went flyin the wrong way thru the parking lot. Well he almost nails some guy in a beamer or somethin (nice sedan) n the dude in the sedan honks, well the kid in the jeep is parked and his passenger screams, "*uck you!" to guy in sedan, guy in sedan screams, "Watch where you're goin a**hole!" Kid in the jeep screams, "Suck my c**k!" Dude in the sedan slams his brakes and throws car in park and gets out. This guy looks like he's in his late 50s and is wearin a suit, walks over to the jeep and drags the passenger halfway out the window and starts wailing on him, then slams his face into the top part of the door like 4 times throws him back in the jeep. The whole time his ricer buds are just starin at the whole event, the guy gets back in his sedan and drives away, as soon as he's outta the parkin lot and drivin away the kid gets outta the jeep cups his hands around his mouth and screams, "Hey were ya goin fa**ot a** pu**y? You scared?" Meanwhile the whole time the old guy was pummeling this kid he did nothing but lay there like a rag doll.

[alamantia]

I would have just speed away on your bicycle cause he probably couldnt catch you in his car anyway

[NJSPEEDER]

"do you know who the ***** i ******** am?"

correct answer#1 "no, but could you sign a glossy 8x10 while you explain it to me? i promise to stand here and pretend to care the whole time"

correct answer #2 "holy s***! wow! how is your mom doin? geez, i guess it's been something liek 17 or 18 years since i saw you two last"

correct answer #3 "are you the kid that was bangin on the bed room door last night? you really need to calm down, i could hear you over your mother's moaning"

any of these will be sure to either cause the ricer to cry and run away or just sit their speechless while you ride away.

[79T/A]

correct answer#1 "no, but could you sign a glossy 8x10 while you explain it to me? i promise to stand here and pretend to care the whole time"

correct answer #2 "holy s***! wow! how is your mom doin? geez, i guess it's been something liek 17 or 18 years since i saw you two last"

correct answer #3 "are you the kid that was bangin on the bed room door last night? you really need to calm down, i could hear you over your mother's moaning"

any of these will be sure to either cause the ricer to cry and run away or just sit their speechless while you ride away.


Excellent! :rofl:

[firehawk1120]

Yeah you should have put a crow bar to his head and left him for dead, that's what I would have done.

Then piss on him look in his glove box, get his home address and go beat the crap out of his family and any pets.

Then I'd set the house on fire and roast marshmallows....

Yeah I'd do it... I would...

[Camvill]

Yeah you should have put a crow bar to his head and left him for dead, that's what I would have done.

Then piss on him look in his glove box, get his home address and go beat the crap out of his family and any pets.

Then I'd set the house on fire and roast marshmallows....

Yeah I'd do it... I would...

thats pretty far

[Frosty]

the ricers who react like that have more issues going on than just being insecure about their car

...and the original poster doesn't have issues for starting s*** for no apparent reason?

[98tadriver]

...and the original poster doesn't have issues for starting s*** for no apparent reason?


haha i agree. you just dont go talking s*** on people that you dont know, because they could be having a really bad day and youll wind up getting stabbed or shot or something really bad!

[Camvill]

i wasnt starting ****...first i didnt think he would be able to hear me over the bean blaster and second i was stateing the obvious

[Frosty]

Obviously you said it loud enough to be heard. Like Ron said, what if you catch the wrong person on the wrong day?

Not to be a dick but in the big automotive world you car is no pavement pounder either.

[Camvill]

well its pretty decent for a street car i also run 12's

[Frosty]

That's fine...as do I...it's nothing special.

My point is it was a real dick move to say something while you're on a bike, lol. You know how people are these days. Some people wouldn't think twice about pulling out a bat or a gun because they got pissed.

[Camvill]

yeh true but i cant STAND imports

[bubba428]

yeh true but i cant STAND imports

neither can I but I get away with it cause 1) I'm a big S.O.B. and 2) I know most of the ricers around my area...and have beaten them....either in a race or physicly

[Mike]

well its pretty decent for a street car i also run 12's

timeslip?

because since you dont know wether you want gears, headers or stall i remember you saying you only have a flowmaster and cold air intake.

you DONT run 12s

[GP99GT]

try mid-low 14s

[bubba428]

timeslip?

because since you dont know wether you want gears, headers or stall i remember you saying you only have a flowmaster and cold air intake.

you DONT run 12s

:stupid:

I belive that'd be good for high 13s low 14s.(not very familiar with LT1 times)
unless you got more done and wanna be all hush hush about it lol...

[Frosty]

timeslip?

because since you dont know wether you want gears, headers or stall i remember you saying you only have a flowmaster and cold air intake.

you DONT run 12s

Damn it Mike, I was going to see how long he could keep the "I run in the 12's" act up. You spoiled it. :D

[Frosty]

neither can I but I get away with it cause 1) I'm a big S.O.B. and 2) I know most of the ricers around my area...and have beaten them....either in a race or physicly

I hope that if I have kids they turn out to be like you. ;):D:rofl:

[bubba428]

at least I'm only partialy retarted lol

[Frosty]

:lol:

[bubba428]

I know what i'm thinking...it just never is expressed the way I intended lol Like this guy....and his 12sec LT1...I'll put $5 on my 3.4 lol

[Frosty]

Awwwwwwwwwwww **** we have a challenge!

[bubba428]

Well I've upgraded my parts list....I'm going 3.73 and some other top secret goodies

[V]

my car runs 14s... ill run stock lt1s for money

but i digress...(sp?) anyways... people always think their car is faster than it is, run it and youll be surpised i bet, more in the bad way.

[deadtrend1]

it is here that after the challenge is over, there will be no winners .. only losers ... :lol:

[Camvill]

well im big too, that really doesnt have anything to do with it. yeh i dont run 12' lol

[Frosty]

We all knew that ;)

[deadtrend1]

We all knew that ;)

wait, he doesn't run 12's????????????

[Camvill]

i havent been to the track yet but with these new gears im getting and a torque should be around oo idk 12.5-13.0??

[V]

i havent been to the track yet but with these new gears im getting and a torque should be around oo idk 12.5-13.0??

try 13.2-13.5 maybe

[bubba428]

try 13.2-13.5 maybe

if the air is cool enough and the track is sticky...If you launch like a bat outta hell...and the car is running exelent that night...MAYBE 13.5

[Camvill]

torque convertor im lookin at is Guarenteed to drop .5 off quarter mile times and gears will probably be that if not more so lets say i run like 13.9 now -.5 =13.4-.5=12.9 if not more

[V]

if the air is cool enough and the track is sticky...If you launch like a bat outta hell...and the car is running exelent that night...MAYBE 13.5

if he has gears and a good torque convertor 13.3 is within reach, lousy 2 pedals... i at first said 13.5 maybe, then saw the torque conv. comment

[GP99GT]

....mag racing at its finest folks

[V]

torque convertor im lookin at is Guarenteed to drop .5 off quarter mile times and gears will probably be that if not more so lets say i run like 13.9 now -.5 =13.4-.5=12.9 if not more

yea...will you be running DRs? if not, say hello to tire spin and 15 seconds slips

[bubba428]

doenst work like that lol....an upgrade at 14s is gonna help more than an up grade at 13.5...and you can't really say going from 3.42 to 3.73 is gonna drop 5 tenths

[Camvill]

i have 3.23's right now

[bubba428]

I'f its a stock posi rear it should be 3.42....unless the Z-28s had 3.23s posi :shrug:

[V]

....unless the Z-28s had 3.23s posi :shrug:

yeah, the 6spd cars got the 3.42s....

[bubba428]

o0o....i'm not real big on trans/rear part...I'm pretty good with engines tho...and I can see from here.....you need a stroker kit lol

[Camvill]

i have a a4 >_<

[bubba428]

i have a a4 >_<

well that sucks monkey balls

[Camvill]

thanks just rub it on in

[bubba428]

My litlle 3.4 has an M5...helps it be a little quicker outta the 60'

[Frosty]

thanks just rub it on in

There's nothing wrong with an A4..especially if it's built right.

[bubba428]

There's nothing wrong with an A4..especially if it's built right.

nuff said

[deadtrend1]

nuff said

there is nothing wrong with a A4 in the first place

[bubba428]

personal preference...I just have it in opinion that the 4L60E is a crappy trans

[Frosty]

They can be built just fine...

[bubba428]

I'm not arguing that lol...I've seen some really nice built ones...but factory...i'll take an M5 or M6 any day

[deadtrend1]

personal preference...I just have it in opinion that the 4L60E is a crappy trans

Dude, all you ever rave about is how your 3.4 with a T5 is so awesome, even in its disabled and disassembled condition. Then since other people don't have a manual like you, they suck?

[Frosty]

I'm not arguing that lol...I've seen some really nice built ones...but factory...i'll take an M5 or M6 any day

I'll take my LS1 and A4 spank you very much :lol:

[deadtrend1]

I'll take my LS1 and A4 spank you very much :lol:

I'm happy with my L98 and A4.

[GP99GT]

T5's are the best trans ever...

except they cant hold up to a stock L98 and barely hold a ford 302

[Frosty]

:lol: Hey, at least you can act cool by shifting gears for the little time it lasts :lol:

[deadtrend1]

T5's are the best trans ever...

except they cant hold up to a stock L98 and barely hold a ford 302

actually ... JSPerformance's T5 has had much luck behind his steroided L98 ...

[GP99GT]

actually ... JSPerformance's T5 has had much luck behind his steroided L98 ...

stock t5?

put DR's on it and wait for it to break....only a matter of time

[Frosty]

stock t5?

put DR's on it and wait for it to break....only a matter of time

He has ;) I won't quote his times though, that's his job.

[Frosty]

actually ... JSPerformance's T5 has had much luck behind his steroided L98 ...

Yeah, go figure. I don't think it's stock though.

[WildBillyT]

....mag racing at its finest folks

QFT

[bobb1589]

so this got off topic...

[deadtrend1]

so this got off topic...


bahh ..... thats your opinion

[firehawk1120]

thats pretty far

it was meant as sarcasm, due to all the internet tough guys saying how quickly and easily they would get into a fight. Didn't mean for it to come off so matter of fact and honest. LOL serves me right for trying to use the internet for humor and sarcasm... :D

[Camvill]

yeh there are alot of internet toughy's out there

[Camaro Man]

He is just pissed because his car sucks

[IROCdan330]

Yeah, go figure. I don't think it's stock though.

very far from if i recall...

to sum up my .02 on it all,
rice man was having a bad day, he probably stole a turbo kit that night...
a torque converter isnt giving you .5 in the 1/4 unless youve got sticky tires, it may end up adding time...
a4's ftw...
and tony has a cool car. :lol:

[MapleRed]

He took his shirt off. :lol: