My day involving a Red 99 Camaro and a crackhead

[Blacdout96]

So Im out and about today getting a few things done, and staying the hell away form the malls, and I'm going down the White Horse Pike and I see a red Camaro for sale. I couldnt stop cause I already passed the entrance to go see it, so after I got my shopping done I came by again to take a look. It's a 99 auto with leather, clean car, and they want 6500 for it!! I took the number down incase I wanna check it out later, and im under the car looking at the exhaust, when I hear in the distance somebody goes, Hey!! Im thinking it might be the owner, and I turn around, and here comes this African American guy thats walking form the Cumberland farm market next door comes up and asks if I wanna buy this car. Now first off let me just say that this guy had no front teeth, his eyes were blood shot red, and he spoke faster then the words came out of his mouth, he was like an auctioner.I knew he didnt own it, and I said im thinking about it, and right away start walking back to my car. he asked me if I ever saw that run at atco and I said no but I know what they can run. I told him im part of a club that deals with Camaro's and Firebirds. so he goes oh ok, you know what I got back at home, and I quote: I got a 70 Chevelle SS who a 450 Hemi........ let me say it again incase the first time it didnt click, he said 450....Hemi.... he also said it ran on alchy ( alcohol) and said when i take that to the track man it goes WEEEE WEEEE ( sorta the sound of a squeeling pig he made, which at this point and time I was ready to just get out of there.) so I said thats cool, alright ill see you around ( which I hope I dont) and he goes oh thats your car?? my car, you mean the one wiht the drivers side door open the whole time, the car thats been running, thats abotu 10 feet away from the red camaro, the whole time you didnt see it?? so then he asks, whos the head guy of the group, are you? I said no a guy name Tim is, he goes how about you make me the head guy, I said we cant, Tim's doing a good job, so theres no need too. So finally he leaves and I got the hell outta there. once again, this has been interperted thru me, i dont know how I understood him cause of how fast he spoke, but let this be a lesson to everyone, crack is whack, it makes you think you have a 450 chevy hemi.

[79T/A]

You mean you ain't never seen one a dem dere four-fitty hemis? WHOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Dey's fast! Not as fast as dose three-fitty big blocks, dough.

I'm guessing he was angling for a handout. Or to rob you. Or steal your car. Or any combination of the three. Yeah, kids. Crack is whack. :rofl:

[GrandmasterCow]

LMFAO

[Fast92RS]

:rofl::lol:

[maroman88]

LOL

[ar0ck]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[bandit88]

wow...... sound like something running around in Newark

[procamaroz28]

hahaha lol. na i dont see a 450 chevy hemi in newark either lol

[bad64chevelle]

Ask Kasey about Rick...

[unstable bob gable]

I'd rather have a no teef having crackhead w/ a 450 Hemi powered 70 Chevelle SS running this club instead of Tim...:mrgreen:

[nj96z28]

I think thats the same crackhead that was leanig in my vert when i came out of the wal mart in maple shade ... or cherry hill oh w/e 1 of those damn towns down in burlington county

[Savage_Messiah]

Did he have two arms?

[Blacdout96]

yes he did, pray tell your story there Big Kasey

[SteveR]

but my car DOES have a 4-fitty hemie alchemotor!!!

crizak is teh goodies fa joo!!!

[bubba428]

that car taunts me every day as i go to work, btw thats the one i sent you the text about, very clean car....if only i had $6500 and room for a 3rd car

[DaSkinnyGuy]

Yea hes got one of those proto type engines. Ever since he saw the hemi commercial now at the end of every engine he says HEMI just like the RX-7 Rotary Hemi by mazada motorsports. :rofl:

[Frosty]

You should have given him Tim's email address lol

[nj96z28]

Yea hes got one of those proto type engines. Ever since he saw the hemi commercial now at the end of every engine he says HEMI just like the RX-7 Rotary Hemi by mazada motorsports. :rofl:

,mazda=dodge , no?

[Squirrel]

that the car in the open field near the gally diner?

[Blacdout96]

yup. i want it, but...I also promised myself my next car would be manual too so...

[SteveR]

,mazda=dodge , no?

mazda = ford

[WildBillyT]

Wow, you met Bubb Rubb?