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Tru2Chevy
12-16-2007, 09:50 PM
Wow....some people are just stupid

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

- Justin
Savage_Messiah
12-17-2007, 03:46 AM
Dammit Ron, I told you to quit messin around with those lawnmowers!!!!
bubba428
12-17-2007, 06:27 AM
some of my favorites

"was I speedin?"

"you can't drive a lawn mower on the highway"(thats a highway?!)

"I gotta get my wife some beer or shes gonna stab me in the face"

"I gotta piss"

and my favorite
"AHHHHHHHHHH I know my rights, I know my rights, Is it Illegal to cut grass?! AHHHH My wife's gonna kick your @ss!"
Fast92RS
12-17-2007, 08:45 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Knipps
12-17-2007, 09:07 AM
Dammit Ron, I told you to quit messin around with those lawnmowers!!!!

you know if it was ron he'd be rollin on 2 wheels :rofl:
Savage_Messiah
12-17-2007, 01:34 PM
He woulda gone offroad to outrun the cop. lol
maroman88
12-17-2007, 04:07 PM
hahahahahaah that was awesome
procamaroz28
12-17-2007, 04:44 PM
:rofl::rofl:lol lol:rofl: "Iknow my rights!!!!!"
edpontiac91
12-17-2007, 05:06 PM
WAS THAT THE HOST ON "ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER"!
bubba428
12-17-2007, 05:19 PM
WAS THAT THE HOST ON "ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER"!

dude with the caps lock!!!!!
Tru2Chevy
12-17-2007, 06:26 PM
I think the best part is when he nonchalantly tosses his beer can onto the lawn while talking to the cop....

- Justin
SteveR
12-17-2007, 09:31 PM
I think the best part is when he nonchalantly tosses his beer can onto the lawn while talking to the cop....

- Justin

yea, that was great :rofl: he just tossed it over his shoulder :lol:

another good part was;

cop: how long have you been riding that lawnmower?

drunk guy: about two weeks.


LOL :rofl:
Tru2Chevy
12-18-2007, 04:12 PM
Well, his truck broke, and he had to get more beer somehow.....

- Justin